The Gooner Chinwag (NSFW)

[flash gunner]

Take it easy OBG we're here if you want to chat. Best of luck pal

[arseofacrow]

Happy birthday to everyone born on 20 March....




























































There's some cakes at reception.

[arseofacrow]

The blushes of Chelsea's misfiring striker Fernando Torres have been spared after a local council ordered the removal of an advertising hoarding that mocked his performances for the European champions.

The advert for a firm of bookmakers was erected on a building next to Chelsea's home stadium, Stamford Bridge, but the Spanish international, signed from Liverpool for a £50m fee in January 2011, has had the last laugh.

The sign's slogan "Fernando – we've got an onion bag you can actually find. It's in the burger van mate. Get your hair net on" was emblazoned next to a picture of a burger being flipped.

Hammersmith and Fulham Council was made aware of the illegal hoarding and ordered its removal. "Poking fun at beleaguered Premier League footballers is not necessarily a problem as long as the advertising hoardings are legal," the council's deputy leader, Greg Smith, said in a news release. "Residents don't expect hoardings to pop up everywhere willy-nilly."

[flash gunner]

I'd rather boil my own head and bollocks than listen to George Osborne and his budget

[Top Londoner]

I'd rather boil my own head and bollocks than listen to George Osborne and his budget

Hmmm?
I'd sooner boil Osborne's head stuffed with his bollocks.

[flash gunner]

I'd rather boil my own head and bollocks than listen to George Osborne and his budget

Hmmm?
I'd sooner boil Osborne's head stuffed with his bollocks.

Yeah that too

[DB10GOONER]

I'd rather boil my own head and bollocks than listen to George Osborne and his budget

Hmmm?
I'd sooner boil Osborne's head stuffed with his bollocks.

Don't know what it is but I'm fucking starving now.

[skizz_b]

apparently I will be £250-odd better off this year in terms of income tax we'll see

however they have reduced duty on beer so if you drink loads you'll be quids in

[skizz_b]

http://plumpergeddon.tumblr.com/

guy had his laptop stolen, he activated "Hidden" on it, now posts pictures of what the thief is doing. including his membership to "plump" porno sites. oh lord.

it is sfw btw, does have some blurred images haha

[arseofacrow]

Like a morgue in this place today.



Wenger's getting off lightly in internationl week. Lucky bastard.

[Top Londoner]

Like a morgue in this place today.



Wenger's getting off lightly in internationl week. Lucky bastard.

There's hundreds of pages of threads that you might like to take a look at. Passes the time of day .

[flash gunner]

I'd rather boil my own head and bollocks than listen to George Osborne and his budget

Hmmm?
I'd sooner boil Osborne's head stuffed with his bollocks.

Don't know what it is but I'm fucking starving now.

[skizz_b]

anyone got any soundbar recommendations? i don't want one with a subwoofer and don't want to pay over the odds. was looking at a samsung or Roth SubZero

[Top Londoner]

anyone got any soundbar recommendations? i don't want one with a subwoofer and don't want to pay over the odds. was looking at a samsung or Roth SubZero

I would like to help you out skizz. But I banned myself from doing so, after reading your Virgintrains blog, my eyes still hurt.

[skizz_b]

anyone got any soundbar recommendations? i don't want one with a subwoofer and don't want to pay over the odds. was looking at a samsung or Roth SubZero

I would like to help you out skizz. But I banned myself from doing so, after reading your Virgintrains blog, my eyes still hurt.

what can i say? I'm a demanding guy!

i got a letter from their CEO office yesterday, he is planning to respond "in full" to my complaints. let's see where this gets me (probably banned from using their services!)