Pain in the Arse Ribery Out!!

[I Hate Hleb]

That 4head Swipe Stick you mentioned on the other thread would have come in handy!!

[northbank123]

She's not the sort of girl that you'd be tempted to go to jail for, that's all I'm saying

[DB10GOONER]

Some years ago a mate of mine had double arse surgery.

He was constipated, and in trying to force it out he popped two of his three main sphinctoral veins.
Extreme piles.

So they pushed them back in through surgery and sewed them up.

He then exerted himself too much too soon, and they popped out again.

Four months later he was back in for round two, where they sewed them very tightly into the sphinc.

I went to visit him as he recovered and he was sitting on a foam block that was soaked in blood.

It is a cautionary tale with the message that regular bowel movements are not to be sniffed at.

The excuses you gays present yourselves to A&E with!

[robbo10]

Out out or just out?

[robbo10]

This is the same Ribery who was only just cleared last week of having sex with a gorgeous 16 year old hooker ?

I don't think she is gorgeous:







Imagine her without make up Wait...



She looks like Tugay

He fucked The Cheeky Girls?

[Henry Norris 1913]

Some years ago a mate of mine had double arse surgery.

He was constipated, and in trying to force it out he popped two of his three main sphinctoral veins.
Extreme piles.

Extreme Piles
Extreme Piles

[QuartzGooner]

Some years ago a mate of mine had double arse surgery.

He was constipated, and in trying to force it out he popped two of his three main sphinctoral veins.
Extreme piles.

So they pushed them back in through surgery and sewed them up.

He then exerted himself too much too soon, and they popped out again.

Four months later he was back in for round two, where they sewed them very tightly into the sphinc.

I went to visit him as he recovered and he was sitting on a foam block that was soaked in blood.

It is a cautionary tale with the message that regular bowel movements are not to be sniffed at.

The excuses you gays present yourselves to A&E with!

Nothing sexual about it.
The bloke in question holds the eating record amongst my friends, the excessive carbs and protein with little fibre eventually gave him trouble, once in one day he consumed:

Breakfast: Cornflakes, toast

Mid-Morning snack: Mars Bar

Lunch: Mixed Grill

Tea: Eight slices of toast two portions of profiteroles, pot of tea.

Early evening snack: Two KFC bargain buckets.

Supper: Two lamb chops, potatoes, peas.

Second supper: Spaghetti Bolognese (He turned up at another friend's house at 7.30pm mentioning how he was feeling a bit peckish and got invited to dine with them.)

Mid-evening snack: Chicken Kebab

Night snack: Crepe

Late night snack: An Applause chocolate bar and can of Seven Up.

[robbo10]

Some years ago a mate of mine had double arse surgery.

He was constipated, and in trying to force it out he popped two of his three main sphinctoral veins.
Extreme piles.

So they pushed them back in through surgery and sewed them up.

He then exerted himself too much too soon, and they popped out again.

Four months later he was back in for round two, where they sewed them very tightly into the sphinc.

I went to visit him as he recovered and he was sitting on a foam block that was soaked in blood.

It is a cautionary tale with the message that regular bowel movements are not to be sniffed at.

The excuses you gays present yourselves to A&E with!

Nothing sexual about it.
The bloke in question holds the eating record amongst my friends, the excessive carbs and protein with little fibre eventually gave him trouble, once in one day he consumed:

Breakfast: Cornflakes, toast

Mid-Morning snack: Mars Bar

Lunch: Mixed Grill

Tea: Eight slices of toast two portions of profiteroles, pot of tea.

Early evening snack: Two KFC bargain buckets.

Supper: Two lamb chops, potatoes, peas.

Second supper: Spaghetti Bolognese (He turned up at another friend's house at 7.30pm mentioning how he was feeling a bit peckish and got invited to dine with them.)

Mid-evening snack: Chicken Kebab

Night snack: Crepe

Late night snack: An Applause chocolate bar and can of Seven Up.

Pussy,a real man eats a Doner kebab!

[QuartzGooner]

Oh many's the time he would get a mixed Shish, Doner and Chicken Kebab, but he is not keen on Kofte.
He usually gets it in a metal container rather than pitta, then tips the container and drinks the kebab juice afterwards.

[clockender1]

Fuck sake, Peter Beardsley's let himself go a bit, hasnt he?!

If this is clockender's idea of "gorgeous"...

in my defence chaps :

[flash gunner]

Some years ago a mate of mine had double arse surgery.

He was constipated, and in trying to force it out he popped two of his three main sphinctoral veins.
Extreme piles.

So they pushed them back in through surgery and sewed them up.

He then exerted himself too much too soon, and they popped out again.

Four months later he was back in for round two, where they sewed them very tightly into the sphinc.

I went to visit him as he recovered and he was sitting on a foam block that was soaked in blood.

It is a cautionary tale with the message that regular bowel movements are not to be sniffed at.

[g88ner]

Some years ago a mate of mine had double arse surgery.

He was constipated, and in trying to force it out he popped two of his three main sphinctoral veins.
Extreme piles.

So they pushed them back in through surgery and sewed them up.

He then exerted himself too much too soon, and they popped out again.

Four months later he was back in for round two, where they sewed them very tightly into the sphinc.

I went to visit him as he recovered and he was sitting on a foam block that was soaked in blood.

It is a cautionary tale with the message that regular bowel movements are not to be sniffed at.

[Chunky The Gooner]

Are her eyes on the right way round?

[Theoperator]

The bloke in question holds the eating record amongst my friends, the excessive carbs and protein with little fibre eventually gave him trouble, once in one day he consumed:

Breakfast: Cornflakes, toast

Mid-Morning snack: Mars Bar

Lunch: Mixed Grill

Tea: Eight slices of toast two portions of profiteroles, pot of tea.

Early evening snack: Two KFC bargain buckets.

Supper: Two lamb chops, potatoes, peas.

Second supper: Spaghetti Bolognese (He turned up at another friend's house at 7.30pm mentioning how he was feeling a bit peckish and got invited to dine with them.)

Mid-evening snack: Chicken Kebab

Night snack: Crepe

Late night snack: An Applause chocolate bar and can of Seven Up.

Didnt know you knew Arshavin THAT well Quartz

[I Hate Hleb]

Some years ago a mate of mine had double arse surgery.

He was constipated, and in trying to force it out he popped two of his three main sphinctoral veins.
Extreme piles.

So they pushed them back in through surgery and sewed them up.

He then exerted himself too much too soon, and they popped out again.

Four months later he was back in for round two, where they sewed them very tightly into the sphinc.

I went to visit him as he recovered and he was sitting on a foam block that was soaked in blood.

It is a cautionary tale with the message that regular bowel movements are not to be sniffed at.

The excuses you gays present yourselves to A&E with!

I heard Hashkad went to A&E with a 'foreign object' up his arse and when asked whether it was in fact a 60watt bulb they could see in the x-ray, he said it was either that or his bum had just come up with a great idea!!