when the first dog says, What are you, in here for Fido?". Fido replies, "I bite my owners little girl last night, and he is going to have me put down".
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The first dog then says to the second dog, "What are you in here for Rover?" Rover replies "I am old, and I can't stop shitting and pissing myself", so my owner is also going to have me put down"
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Rover then asked the first dog "Why are you here?. Rex replies "Well last night, my owner came downstairs naked, and when he bent over, to look into the fridge, i went up behind him, mounted him and fucked him from behind". The other dogs replied "What?, he is having you put down for that",
Rex replies "No i am here to have my claws clipped"
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