Lets all laugh at the Mousers

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greengooner wrote:
donaldo wrote:
QuartzGooner wrote:Was a suggestion in the past that Remy has a medical issue with his heart, that was why we did not buy him.
If so wish him well with his health.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/footba ... hopes.html

Are you saying our dopey medical team would have spotted it?

He could have dropped dead on the floor of our examination room and our medical team would have thought he was taking a nap
:lol: :lol:

They'd have told Arsene the poor lad had "developed a niggle". :roll: :wink:

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Karim Benzema rejected an enquiry by Liverpool as they are not a 'big enough' club.
8:00pm - 29 Jul 14

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mcdowell42 wrote:Karim Benzema rejected an enquiry by Liverpool as they are not a 'big enough' club.
8:00pm - 29 Jul 14
There's probably a swarm of scousers getting ready to march on Madrid to demand an apology.

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Think mad as a hatter Ballotelli and them are a fucked up match made in heaven.

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cdparky wrote:
mcdowell42 wrote:Karim Benzema rejected an enquiry by Liverpool as they are not a 'big enough' club.
8:00pm - 29 Jul 14
There's probably a swarm of scousers getting ready to march on Madrid to demand an apology.
:lol: :lol:

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mcdowell42 wrote:Karim Benzema rejected an enquiry by Liverpool as they are not a 'big enough' club.
8:00pm - 29 Jul 14
He is already punching well above his weight as it is :roll:

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Arsenal Till I Die wrote:
mcdowell42 wrote:Karim Benzema rejected an enquiry by Liverpool as they are not a 'big enough' club.
8:00pm - 29 Jul 14
He is already punching well above his weight as it is :roll:
Apparently Stevie Mee told Suarez we weren't good enough for him and that's why he didn't come.

Don't delude yourself you hubcap stealing :censored: , he ddn't come because we didn't bid proper money.

Fat lot of good it did you having him anyway, you won f**k all with him and he's gone.

You've lost your iphone 5s and Brenda is trying to replace it with a cheap camera,a photo album,a stereo,a calculator,a computer,a Nokia and a clock.

Don't let them slip again Stevie :twisted:
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http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/sport/fo ... ct-7537243

How does that song go again?

Steve Gerrard Gerrard
He slipped on his fucking ARSE
And gave it to Demba Ba
Steve Gerrard Gerrard

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topgoon wrote:
Arsenal Till I Die wrote:
mcdowell42 wrote:Karim Benzema rejected an enquiry by Liverpool as they are not a 'big enough' club.
8:00pm - 29 Jul 14
He is already punching well above his weight as it is :roll:
Apparently Stevie Mee told Suarez he wasn't good enough for us and that's why he didn't come.

Don't delude yourself you hubcap stealing :censored: , he ddn't come because we didn't bid proper money.

Fat lot of good it did you having him anyway, you won f**k all with him and he's gone.

You've lost your iphone 5s and Brenda is trying to replace it with a cheap camera,a photo album,a stereo,a calculator,a computer,a Nokia and a clock.

Don't let them slip again Stevie :twisted:
I think Me told him he was too good for us... :rubchin: :wink:

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What a fucking wanker Gerrard is...imagine being fucking stupid enough to come out with a statement like that (A) after their fuck up in run-in (B) after Gerrard's latest no show at a major tournament and (C) after Suarez behaviour in the World Cup and his subsequent manipulation of a move away from that septic club and its institutionalised victimised fans.... :banghead: :banghead: :censored: :censored:

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:cussing: Duly corrected.

Here's another one for you you Juve fan murdering :censored: Sanchez, not Geography but reality,you overachieved last season and he knew it.

Love the way the one club man has conveniently forgotten wanting to sign for the chavs but changing his mind when the villains his wives family are involved with threatened him.

Last bit is alleged apparently :roll: :wink:

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topgoon wrote: Don't delude yourself you hubcap stealing :censored: , he ddn't come because we didn't bid proper money.

Fat lot of good it did you having him anyway, you won f**k all with him and he's gone.

You've lost your iphone 5s and Brenda is trying to replace it with a cheap camera,a photo album,a stereo,a calculator,a computer,a Nokia and a clock.

Don't let them slip again Stevie :twisted:

You have your iphone 5s STOLEN and you ROB a cheap camera, a photo album, a stereo, a calculator, a computer, a nokia and a clock...
Just put that into Scouse language in case any of them are reading this.

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topgoon wrote::cussing: Duly corrected.

Here's another one for you you Juve fan murdering :censored: Sanchez, not Geography but reality,you overachieved last season and he knew it.

Love the way the one club man has conveniently forgotten wanting to sign for the chavs but changing his mind when the villains his wives family are involved with threatened him.

Last bit is alleged apparently :roll: :wink:
Hadn't the balls to do it, rather be the big fish in the small pool. Since then Chavs have two titles, one champions league and I can't be bothered counting how many cups since then..Stevie Me has one FA Cup and one mighty League Cup win against Cardiff on penalties to boast.
Did a teamate of Gerrard's have a not so quiet word with him at that time ?

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If you took a poll of 100 top foreign players and asked which club they'd rather join, Arsenal or Liverpool, Arsenal would definitely come out on top - stronger in recent years (Arsenal), stronger current squad (Arsenal), world class city (Arsenal), similar sized national and global fan base. similar quality stadiums. Liverpool have the greater historic name due to past European successes (although Arsenal is hardly lacking in historic success and tradition). But that's worth little these days compared to the money and guarantee of success offered at Madrid/Barca. Too good for Arsenal? Maybe, but he was considering it wasn't he despite being unhappy in England. Whereas he simply he couldn't wait to get the fuck out of Liverpool! Must be galling to hear that your star player views Arsenal as a bigger club with a better team.

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topgoon wrote:
Arsenal Till I Die wrote:
mcdowell42 wrote:Karim Benzema rejected an enquiry by Liverpool as they are not a 'big enough' club.
8:00pm - 29 Jul 14
He is already punching well above his weight as it is :roll:
Apparently Stevie Mee told Suarez we weren't good enough for him and that's why he didn't come.

Don't delude yourself you hubcap stealing :censored: , he ddn't come because we didn't bid proper money.

Fat lot of good it did you having him anyway, you won f**k all with him and he's gone.

You've lost your iphone 5s and Brenda is trying to replace it with a cheap camera,a photo album,a stereo,a calculator,a computer,a Nokia and a clock.

Don't let them slip again Stevie :twisted:
lol. gerrard is a kant but probably right.

until we win just one CL we can't be seen as a major force in Europe. can we ?

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