The Summer 2014 TRANSFER THREAD

[SteveO 35]

Number 1 is Host Gator........Number 2 is Host Gator.......Number 3 is Host Gator............Number 4 is Host Gator

We all live in a HostGator world......a HostGator world.....a HostGator world

[officepest]

Number 1 is Host Gator........Number 2 is Host Gator.......Number 3 is Host Gator............Number 4 is Host Gator

We all live in a HostGator world......a HostGator world.....a HostGator world

[DB10GOONER]

That's two bites on me now - femoral bleed out imminent....

We need a Sharknado to come on here and rip this pussy Gator a new arse in it's neck. Motherfucker.

[officepest]

I'm not sure we are going to do very much at all today. I don't think that is as a result of AW managing a charity team though. I think he is managing a charity team because he knows we are not going to do much.

Probably, but unless we've secretly lined up, say Messi, then it looks like Wenger is wiping his arse all over your car bonnet and then staring expectantly for a thank you.

Thanks mate - that will get me through this depressing day!

You are most welcome. May I please join the clique now?

[SteveO 35]

I can wait till 11pm - there'll be more Gators here than in The Everglades

[DB10GOONER]

I'm not sure we are going to do very much at all today. I don't think that is as a result of AW managing a charity team though. I think he is managing a charity team because he knows we are not going to do much.

Probably, but unless we've secretly lined up, say Messi, then it looks like Wenger is wiping his arse all over your car bonnet and then staring expectantly for a thank you.

Thanks mate - that will get me through this depressing day!

You are most welcome. May I please join the clique now?

Consider yourself in. You mightn't like the initiation though. I believe Spuddy hasn't washed his cock in about a month.

[SteveO 35]

15:18


A deal has gone down at Loftus Road. Former France midfielder Lassana Diarra was all set to sign for QPR and work with Harry Redknapp again after their days at Portsmouth, but there has been a hitch in talks for the 29-year-old Lokomotiv Moscow player

He's on his way......he's on his way......Lass Diarra he's on his way

[augie]

I can wait till 11pm - there'll be more Gators here than in The Everglades

Thanks be to fcuk that I will be at a local club game and wont be home until 10.30 ish cos those fcuking gators would piss me off more than a lack of signings

[SteveO 35]

I can wait till 11pm - there'll be more Gators here than in The Everglades

Thanks be to fcuk that I will be at a local club game and wont be home until 10.30 ish cos those fcuking gators would piss me off more than a lack of signings

You'll be far more likely to see a Gator than a new striker ? Apparently that Yanga-Mbiwa from Newcastle is flying to Rome.....the media assume its to sign for Roma.....but is he really meeting There's Only One ?

[officepest]

I'm not sure we are going to do very much at all today. I don't think that is as a result of AW managing a charity team though. I think he is managing a charity team because he knows we are not going to do much.

Probably, but unless we've secretly lined up, say Messi, then it looks like Wenger is wiping his arse all over your car bonnet and then staring expectantly for a thank you.

Thanks mate - that will get me through this depressing day!

You are most welcome. May I please join the clique now?

Consider yourself in. You mightn't like the initiation though. I believe Spuddy hasn't washed his cock in about a month.

Fair enough, it should be OK - I've a feeling that Mr Wenger's been bending me over today anyhow.

I swear the LolBantz on here is the only thing that keeps me sane on deadline day.

[SteveO 35]

Especially for our Rodders.....straight from the SSN Website


15:28


NATALIE SAWYER IS HERE!
Natalie Sawyer has arrived at Sky Sports News HQ and she's been chatting to us as she gets ready for a busy night ahead....
"What a day it's been already... I'm actually a little tired! I've been awake since 6.20am to get ready -
keeping track of everything that's been going on. And we've had a really exciting story already with Falcao moving to Manchester United. Who'd have expected that one?! The plan for me is to have a meeting with our directors and journalists about the night ahead. We have to decide how many bongs from big ben we're going to play at 11pm, stuff like that. Then we'll get ready and have something to eat around 5.30pm before make-up and our final preparations....exciting!"

What have you been up to Rodders?

[officepest]

Wellbeck to N17 on loan, according to Guardian.

He's toilet, but surely slightly less toilet than Sanogo?

[rodders999]

Especially for our Rodders.....straight from the SSN Website


15:28


NATALIE SAWYER IS HERE!
Natalie Sawyer has arrived at Sky Sports News HQ and she's been chatting to us as she gets ready for a busy night ahead....
"What a day it's been already... I'm actually a little tired! I've been awake since 6.20am to get ready -
keeping track of everything that's been going on. And we've had a really exciting story already with Falcao moving to Manchester United. Who'd have expected that one?! The plan for me is to have a meeting with our directors and journalists about the night ahead. We have to decide how many bongs from big ben we're going to play at 11pm, stuff like that. Then we'll get ready and have something to eat around 5.30pm before make-up and our final preparations....exciting!"

What have you been up to Rodders?

I've been up to my balls in Natalie Sawyer that's what I've been doing

She's on at 8, my drawers will be around my ankles at 8:01pm

[officepest]

I've been up to my balls in Natalie Sawyer that's what I've been doing

Post of the week.

[officepest]

Double post.

Cheers, Hostgator.