Finally Arrived

[Galasso]

So Smoothie is now Rolypoly, Queenie, Spudmasher and Mrs Spudmasher???!!!

Jaysus...

Christ, this forum is more in-bred than the royal family

[SPUDMASHER]

WHAT THE FECK


I'VE BEEN VIOLATED

Somebodies in a whole lot of trouble when I get in. You come to my place of work. I give you a spare terminal to keep you occupied, and this is how you repay me

And, you've outed Queenie as well

War...there's no other word for it now

[DB10GOONER]

WHAT THE FECK


I'VE BEEN VIOLATED

Somebodies in a whole lot of trouble when I get in. You come to my place of work. I give you a spare terminal to keep you occupied, and this is how you repay me

And, you've outed Queenie as well

War...there's no other word for it now

There's a domestic on the horizon...

[DB10GOONER]

So Smoothie is now Rolypoly, Queenie, Spudmasher and Mrs Spudmasher???!!!

Jaysus...

Christ, this forum is more in-bred than the royal family

Quality.

[SPUDMASHER]

WHAT THE FECK


I'VE BEEN VIOLATED

Somebodies in a whole lot of trouble when I get in. You come to my place of work. I give you a spare terminal to keep you occupied, and this is how you repay me

And, you've outed Queenie as well

War...there's no other word for it now

There's a domestic on the horizon...

Worst of all DB10 is that she outed Queenie. That was going quite well and I had sneaked under the radar of many although Rebel, Gus, Hlebby, TS and Wayno all knew.

I cannot believe that my last refuge away from her evil clutches has been infilrated There's a fence round my house that needs creosoting. If shes got time to be on here then she can find time to go and do that instead.

Make yourself useful woman

[mrgnu1958]

and...do the ironing woman

[DB10GOONER]

WOMAN - KNOW YOUR PLACE

er... the kitchen, I suppose.

[REB]

dont know spuddy woman

think i'll break up with her now for violating you

[MizzNaughty]

oi! dont forget theres ladies on here *ahem*, we dont appreciate sexist comments

[DB10GOONER]

oi! dont forget theres ladies on here *ahem*, we dont appreciate sexist comments

To quote Spinal Tap;

"Sexist? What's wrong with being sexy?"

[SPUDMASHER]

oi! dont forget theres ladies on here *ahem*, we dont appreciate sexist comments

Typical woman

You lot never appreciate anything us superior types do


Mrs Spudmasher is in deep trouble tonight. I'm sorting her out once I've finished the groceries, washing up an Ironing

(yeah, like I'm gonna do any of that )

[flash gunner]

So Spuddy youve been outed as Queenie you bastard and youre under the thumb. Ive lost all respect for you

[SPUDMASHER]

So Spuddy youve been outed as Queenie you bastard and youre under the thumb. Ive lost all respect for you

Think yourself lucky, I never had any respect for myself in the first place

[dvbrisgooner1]

So this is where the miserable sod spends his time is it!
I've read a lot today and had to see what all the fuss is about!

Well now I've seen it for myself I'm going to tell you a few things about 'SPUDDY'

He only watches football when I say he can. If Gok or Holby City is on then he can f*ck off out if he wants to watch it

He's a complete shit and spends whole evenings glued to his laptop (in more ways than one) instead of talking to me.

Your beloved 'SPUDDY' is actually also known to you as 'Queenie' and thinks himself really big and clever that nobody has detected him.

and finally,

He's going to go mental when he finds out what I've just done

If this is genuine, then it has to be the GREATEST first post of all time. Sod it, it's the greatest post full stop!

[SPUDMASHER]

Unfortunately for me it is genuine