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Timmy McOirish spent six days being a goat last year as part of an initiation rite to join the Oirish clique who spend much time swapping devilish stories of Goat bothering on Gooner2Gooner.
Speaking to the Today programme, he explained what inspired him to take animal form and the technology he used to make the transformation, using arts funding from the Cliques Secret Trust.
He said the worst thing about the whole experience was being molested by all the members of the clique....Describing it as 'A nightmare he wishes he could forget'.
He was also interviewed by RTE Radio but due to the savage imagery portrayed in his description of the induction into the Clique - the programme proved too frightening for broadcast.
Turns out "Timmy McOirish" is actually Ingerlishman Johhny Geezer from Laaahhhddoohhnn!! You dirty Ingerlish and your goat molesting. Just like the culchies over here. Dirty.
Footballer Adam Johnson has been jailed for six years for grooming and sexual activity with a girl aged 15.
Sentencing the ex-Sunderland player, Judge Jonathan Rose told him he had abused a position of trust and caused his victim "severe psychological harm".
The judge told Johnson, 28, he had engaged in sexual activity with her knowing she was under 16. It can now be reported police found extreme pornography involving animals on Johnson's laptop.
Does that mean he's one of dem Culchie Goat Molesters!?
2The iconic open top bus that paraded Liverpool's Champions League-winning side through the city after their triumph in Istanbul in 2005 is now available to buy as a Lego toy. (Liverpool Echo)"
