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Boomer wrote:Merse, It's either this or 'Super Jack'?!
Look it's a full song now! .
______________("His name we'll cheer!")
"Jack's on the ball" ______________("Our boy Wilshire!")
"Jack's on the ball" ______________("He hates the scum!")
"Jack's on the ball" ______________("and does his mum!")
"Jack's on the ball" ______________("Starts thee attack")
"Jack's on the ball" ______________("Behind Chamack")
"Jack's on the ball" ______________("He's 5 foot 8!")
"Jack's on the ball" ______________("he's fucking great!")
make it stop,just make it stop!!
i did come up with one during the game tues which worked pretty well.
then i drank a hip flask full of jaeger and several vodka's combined with a heavy cold and it fell outta my head had a line about chopping Zigic
Boomer wrote:Merse, It's either this or 'Super Jack'?!
Look it's a full song now! .
______________("His name we'll cheer!")
"Jack's on the ball" ______________("Our boy Wilshire!")
"Jack's on the ball" ______________("He hates the scum!")
"Jack's on the ball" ______________("and does his mum!")
"Jack's on the ball" ______________("Starts thee attack")
"Jack's on the ball" ______________("Behind Chamack")
"Jack's on the ball" ______________("He's 5 foot 8!")
"Jack's on the ball" ______________("he's fucking great!")
make it stop,just make it stop!!
i did come up with one during the game tues which worked pretty well.
then i drank a hip flask full of jaeger and several vodka's combined with a heavy cold and it fell outta my head had a line about chopping Zigic
true tho, anythings better then super jack
or du-du du-du jacky wilshire
I did this for Flash in the Cunt thread
This is my jive
Because to-day
This'll all I'll say
This is our rhym
and ab-out time
To 'On the ball'
Answer the Call Gave Zigic a wack
It's our boy Jack!!
Oh Jack'y boy
You are a top-notch Gooner
You may be short - like that dwarf DB10
But if you could
Please shut up that twat Boomer
Before I stab - him with a rusty pen
Oh Jack'y boy
You are a top-notch Gooner
You may be short - like that dwarf DB10
But if you could
Please shut up that twat Boomer
Before I stab - him with a rusty pen
Oh Jack'y boy
You are a top-notch Gooner
You may be short - like that dwarf DB10
But if you could
Please shut up that twat Boomer
Before I stab - him with a rusty pen
Oh we are gonna have us some fun today.
Oh Jacky Boy, you’re short, as short as can be,
But thank you Christ, your hair is a normal shade,
It’s Up 4 Grabs, is a dirty ginger mutant,
‘Tis red, ‘tis red – thus you’ll never get laid.
Oh Jack'y boy
You are a top-notch Gooner
You may be short - like that dwarf DB10
But if you could
Please shut up that twat Boomer
Before I stab - him with a rusty pen
Oh we are gonna have us some fun today.
Oh Jacky Boy, you’re short, as short as can be,
But thank you Christ, your hair is a normal shade,
It’s Up 4 Grabs, is a dirty ginger mutant,
‘Tis red, ‘tis red – thus you’ll never get laid.
Had a feeling your Napoleon Syndrome wouldn’t allow you to let it pass without some sort of comeback.
By the way, don’t know if you watch Boardwalk Empire but if so episode 5 offers some insight into the real reason you hate gingers. Unfortunately it wouldn’t let me capture any screenshots.
Oh Jack'y boy
You are a top-notch Gooner
You may be short - like that dwarf DB10
But if you could
Please shut up that twat Boomer
Before I stab - him with a rusty pen
Oh we are gonna have us some fun today.
Oh Jacky Boy, you’re short, as short as can be,
But thank you Christ, your hair is a normal shade,
It’s Up 4 Grabs, is a dirty ginger mutant,
‘Tis red, ‘tis red – thus you’ll never get laid.
Had a feeling your Napoleon Syndrome wouldn’t allow you to let it pass without some sort of comeback.
By the way, don’t know if you watch Boardwalk Empire but if so episode 5 offers some insight into the real reason you hate gingers. Unfortunately it wouldn’t let me capture any screenshots.
Mate, I worked on building sites for nearly 17 years. Everyone "slagged" off everyone else every minute of every day!
Did you honestly think I wouldn't retort??!!
I love the piss take, both giving AND receiving. (bit like Percy in that regard, but with him it's the cock he likes receiving).
had a line about chopping Zigic
