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Posted: Wed Jan 26, 2011 8:13 pm
by Dan_85
Keys quits
Result.
Posted: Wed Jan 26, 2011 8:20 pm
by Perryashburtongroves
He's just taken up a job with MUTV. A spokesman for the channel said:
"Well, the hairy *word censored* has basically been working for our publicity departmnet for the last 20-odd years, so we thought we'd just employ him on a proper full-time basis."
Keys himself has said: "It's fucking fantastic, I can finally work for Sir Alex's amazing team, suck Giggsie's cock even more and get tickets to all matches involving the most sensational football team ever in the history of the world. Oh, and there's quite a nice bit of minge around here too. Get 'em out, love."
Posted: Wed Jan 26, 2011 10:30 pm
by OneBardGooner
1989 wrote:mcdowell42 wrote:rigsby wrote:How has it been blown out of proportion exactly?
Whose she blown ill have some of that
fks sake mate...
She's a right munter.
Looks like Ray Parlour's daughter
Posted: Wed Jan 26, 2011 10:55 pm
by safcftm
Looks canny in those pictures where shes been on nights out and that. I'd definitely fuck her, in fact, I would do unspeakable things to her, depraved things
Posted: Wed Jan 26, 2011 10:57 pm
by MutleyGooner
safcftm wrote:Looks canny in those pictures where shes been on nights out and that. I'd definitely fuck her, in fact, I would do unspeakable things to her, depraved things
Taking her out in daylight might be considered depraved
Posted: Wed Jan 26, 2011 11:00 pm
by Bring Back Pires
safcftm wrote:I'd definitely fuck her, in fact, I would do unspeakable things to her, depraved things
Teach her the offside rule?
Posted: Wed Jan 26, 2011 11:02 pm
by Arsenal 1991
Posted: Wed Jan 26, 2011 11:07 pm
by safcftm
MutleyGooner wrote:safcftm wrote:Looks canny in those pictures where shes been on nights out and that. I'd definitely fuck her, in fact, I would do unspeakable things to her, depraved things
Taking her out in daylight might be considered depraved
ha'way marra, yer knaa yer'd shag her like
Not exactly a stunner like, but she'd do!
Posted: Wed Jan 26, 2011 11:07 pm
by safcftm
Bring Back Pires wrote:safcftm wrote:I'd definitely fuck her, in fact, I would do unspeakable things to her, depraved things
Teach her the offside rule?
I'd have to knaa the fucker meself first like
Posted: Wed Jan 26, 2011 11:12 pm
by Bring Back Pires
safcftm wrote:Bring Back Pires wrote:safcftm wrote:I'd definitely fuck her, in fact, I would do unspeakable things to her, depraved things
Teach her the offside rule?
I'd have to knaa the fucker meself first like
I had to consult Babel Fish, but I think I know what you're saying.
I'd smash her too.
Posted: Wed Jan 26, 2011 11:15 pm
by MutleyGooner
If it has a pulse then it's a bonus in my books.
Posted: Wed Jan 26, 2011 11:16 pm
by Arsenal 1991
safcftm wrote:MutleyGooner wrote:safcftm wrote:Looks canny in those pictures where shes been on nights out and that. I'd definitely fuck her, in fact, I would do unspeakable things to her, depraved things
Taking her out in daylight might be considered depraved
ha'way marra, yer knaa yer'd shag her like
Not exactly a stunner like, but she'd do!
Great body, face OK!
Posted: Wed Jan 26, 2011 11:21 pm
by MutleyGooner
I'd like to piss up her mates nostrils
Posted: Wed Jan 26, 2011 11:24 pm
by safcftm
MutleyGooner wrote:I'd like to piss up her mates nostrils
I'd like to snort coke out of her soiled arsehole
Posted: Wed Jan 26, 2011 11:42 pm
by MutleyGooner
safcftm wrote:MutleyGooner wrote:I'd like to piss up her mates nostrils
I'd like to snort coke out of her soiled arsehole
7 up would be more appropriate