
'Know it all' set for Gunners talks
Reports claim that the arsenal world is suffering from a large number of dim witted fans who claim to know more than arsene wenger and any of these people should take the role. Should arsenal take up the option of a clause of 5 million to terminate the contract of arsene wenger and give the job to the next 'know it all' fan, the emirates could see a massive shake up. The news comes as a shock to arsene wenger with reports stating that the new 'know it all' manager already has his targets.
Dimitar Whineatov 25m (The skilful yet likes to throw his toys out of his pram at any given oppotunity would be a pricey yet perfect replacement for thierry henry who still hasn't been replaced)
David Bentley 22m - A shock return for the now white hart lane man but letting such a quality asset leave is a problem the new know it all can't bare to face.
William Gallas Kolo Toure Johan Djorou Phillipe Senderos Alexandre Song Harvard Nordveit Gavin Hoyte and Bacary Sagna (who can play centre back) Have all been likened to 'litter' by the possible new boss at the emirates stadium
Only players the caliber of Johnathan Woodgate and Rio Ferdinand are suitable for the emirates stadium (the possible new manager has been quoted as saying there englissh init!?)
Wenger has been told by relatives to leave the emirates and take his dream job at PSG