how about this for ridiculous...

[g88ner]

How can he honestly expect this woman to start sewing him a hot water bottle cover with her lungs all full of her new boyfriend's baby batter?

FFS, g88ner - don't be so self centered!

oh, piss off!

[QuartzGooner]

G88ner

Please move on from this sock darning needle clicking wannabe working for Mike Baldwin worsted wench and find a new squeeze.

I suggest you start you quest here

http://www.mulletpassions.com/

[Top Londoner]

BUMP

It nearly fell off the page there lads.
Cheers chippy.

[DB10GOONER]

BUMP

It nearly fell off the page there lads.
Cheers chippy.

Jaysus, close call!

Well played TL.

[g88ner]

BUMP

It nearly fell off the page there lads.
Cheers chippy.

Jaysus, close call!

Well played TL.

There's actually an update to the story... if you're lucky, I'll post a photo tonight

[arseofacrow]

BUMP

It nearly fell off the page there lads.
Cheers chippy.

Jaysus, close call!

Well played TL.

There's actually an update to the story... if you're lucky, I'll post a photo tonight

[DB10GOONER]

BUMP

It nearly fell off the page there lads.
Cheers chippy.

Jaysus, close call!

Well played TL.

There's actually an update to the story... if you're lucky, I'll post a photo tonight

Rodders is now poised over his PC, tissues in hand, cock in other hand...

g88ner - if this ends up being a photo of a poxy hot water bottle cover then I am going to make it my life's mission to hunt you down and force feed you one of your own whippets you northern monkey!

[I Hate Hleb]

BUMP

It nearly fell off the page there lads.
Cheers chippy.

Jaysus, close call!

Well played TL.

There's actually an update to the story... if you're lucky, I'll post a photo tonight

Rodders is now poised over his PC, tissues in hand, cock in other hand...

g88ner - if this ends up being a photo of a poxy hot water bottle cover then I am going to make it my life's mission to hunt you down and force feed you one of your own whippets you northern monkey!

My immediate thoughts upon seeing g88ner's post was that due to this girl's apparent rejection of him, the picture was likely to be of g88ner doing the exact same thing!!

[flash gunner]

I can't make my mind up if i'm looking forward to seeing the picture or not

[I Hate Hleb]

Which one - of Rodders or g88ner?

[flash gunner]

Which one - of Rodders or g88ner?

Either im not fussy

[DB10GOONER]

[corkbarry]

This story better end with "So I knocked the arse off her one last time... just for old time's sake".

Still waiting...

g88ner - do your job! g88ner g88ner do your job!

It was my birthday yesterday and I got a card from her. In it, she'd written how pleased she is that we've stayed friends... she even refers to me as her "bestie"

I'm not getting laid, am I?

I am amazed that it took this long or me to realise that you were a LESBIAN?

[DB10GOONER]

This story better end with "So I knocked the arse off her one last time... just for old time's sake".

Still waiting...

g88ner - do your job! g88ner g88ner do your job!

It was my birthday yesterday and I got a card from her. In it, she'd written how pleased she is that we've stayed friends... she even refers to me as her "bestie"

I'm not getting laid, am I?

I am amazed that it took this long or me to realise that you were a LESBIAN?

Or a vibrator.

[I Hate Hleb]

More like a Dildo!!