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Van Morrison is as boring a s you can get....He is also married to Michelle Rocco who is the former Mrs John Devine who was an Arsenal right back !!

DB10GOONER wrote:

topgoon wrote:Bob Dylan , I've tried and tried and I don't give a sh*t that he's some genius or poet or some other bo**ocks. He is boring as f**k, his music is boring as f**k.

The times they aren't a changing quickly enough for my liking or people would stop being pretentious and say his music is boring as f**k and if I wasn't some wannabe f**king hippy I'd say so.

If you want to be proper dopeheads roll one up and listen to The Chronic.

I've never liked Dylan the singer. That fucking atonal nasally whine of his. But he is a brilliant songwriter. I've heard some great covers of his music over the years, sung by better singers than he.

Topgoon you are getting cunted for that post.
DB I have to disagree on Dylan as a singer, (admittedly his voice has gone now) but had a totally unique voice, which conveyed his lyrics like no cover ever could (not even my karaoke party piece "like a rolling stone")
Greatest songwriter of all time in my book, closely followed by Elvis Costello.
Can't wait to go an see him next month.

olgitgooner wrote:

Rosie_titters wrote:Christmas songs, I don't want every day to be like christmas,

baaa humbug

Good call. In the few weeks leading up to Christmas it is not worth listening to the radio. It is full of shit. And more shit. And even more shit.

Depends. Nat King Cole, Bing Crosby, George Winston, etc. - there's some absolute masterpieces to be found among christmas songs.

VAVAVOOM 14 wrote:

olgitgooner wrote:

Rosie_titters wrote:Christmas songs, I don't want every day to be like christmas,

baaa humbug

Good call. In the few weeks leading up to Christmas it is not worth listening to the radio. It is full of shit. And more shit. And even more shit.

Depends. Nat King Cole, Bing Crosby, George Winston, etc. - there's some absolute masterpieces to be found among christmas songs.

And if you're really lucky, Coldplay.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3SKLqywpCY

Oasis !

Simply Red,Jamiroquai and all that genre - absolute pappy shite.

Lee1 wrote:Simply Red,Jamiroquai and all that genre - absolute pappy shite.

Oh Christ yes. great call. That ginger manc and his whiney "white-reggae" shite. Red red wine? Red red fuck off, more like! Fucking dicktard.

And that fucking Jamiroquai idiot dancing around to his own funk rubbish whilst wearing fur hats?

Christ, God really must have taken the day off when he let man invent reggae and funk.

topgoon wrote:

OneBardGooner wrote:Most Hated Music:

(So Called) R&B - which stole its title from the original R&B - which stood for Rhythm & Blues - Now where oh fucking where??? is the 'Blues' in this new shyte that has named itself R&B?....Bollocks utter UTTER Bollocks

oh AND C(o)unt ry Western.....- depressing, banjowank shyte music - sung by people who buttfuck their relatives and their horses....

R n B stopped being made about the mid 80s. Everything else that purports to be RnB since is usually w*nk.

Oi! NO!

R 'n' B (aka Rhythm and Blues) is still being played today and has been since the 30's

so F*ck Orf!

And have to agree with Goonersid re: Dylan not only did he have a unique voice - suited to his songs and the genre's he spanned...but his abilities as a song writer are supreme.

so again F*ck Orf!

Bradywasking wrote:Van Morrison is as boring a s you can get....He is also married to Michelle Rocco who is the former Mrs John Devine who was an Arsenal right back !!

Naaah mate she dumped the miserable *word censored* years ago...he almost went into melt down over it...

As a humn/person he is an ignorant crunt of the highest order - as a song writer he is a master of his craft.

Just listen to Hyndeford Street, September Night, Rave On, Stranded, to name but a few gems in his catalogue of songs.

He's also a right feckin Bread Head and has his own Lawyer on call 24/7 - I know of someone who suffered his (legal) wrath...and believe me you don't wanna mess with the culchie goat molesting *word censored*.

DB10Gooner

The genres of Reggae and Funk have produced some of the greatest ever songs.

But Simply Red (Pop Soul and ballads) and Jamiroquoi (Pop Soul with a hint of BritFunk) are about as relevant as examples as is talking of YaYa Sanogo and great Arsenal strikers.

QuartzGooner wrote:DB10Gooner

The genres of Reggae and Funk have produced some of the greatest ever songs.

But Simply Red (Pop Soul and ballads) and Jamiroquoi (Pop Soul with a hint of BritFunk) are about as relevant as examples as is talking of YaYa Sanogo and great Arsenal strikers.

Don't play semantics here DJQuartzyJizz!

Further, the genres of Reggae and Funk have not produced any of the greatest ever songs. EVER. They have produced many of the most godawful shite songs ever though.

DB10GOONER wrote:
Further, the genres of Reggae and Funk have not produced any of the greatest ever songs. EVER. They have produced many of the most godawful shite songs ever though.

DB10GOONER wrote:

QuartzGooner wrote:DB10Gooner

The genres of Reggae and Funk have produced some of the greatest ever songs.

But Simply Red (Pop Soul and ballads) and Jamiroquoi (Pop Soul with a hint of BritFunk) are about as relevant as examples as is talking of YaYa Sanogo and great Arsenal strikers.

Don't play semantics here DJQuartzyJizz!

Further, the genres of Reggae and Funk have not produced any of the greatest ever songs. EVER. x

Clyde Stubblefield, James Brown, Fred Wesley, Eddie Hazel, Bootsy Collins, Larry Graham, Bobbi Humphrey, Donald Byrd, Maceo Parker, Andre Cymone, Bernie Worrell, Chuck Brown, Mack Carey and so many other musicians reduce your statement to exactly what it is, a personal taste belonging to none other than Sir Nose D'voidoffunk.

QuartzGooner wrote:

DB10GOONER wrote:

QuartzGooner wrote:DB10Gooner

The genres of Reggae and Funk have produced some of the greatest ever songs.

But Simply Red (Pop Soul and ballads) and Jamiroquoi (Pop Soul with a hint of BritFunk) are about as relevant as examples as is talking of YaYa Sanogo and great Arsenal strikers.

Don't play semantics here DJQuartzyJizz!

Further, the genres of Reggae and Funk have not produced any of the greatest ever songs. EVER. x

Clyde Stubblefield, James Brown, Fred Wesley, Eddie Hazel, Bootsy Collins, Larry Graham, Bobbi Humphrey, Donald Byrd, Maceo Parker, Andre Cymone, Bernie Worrell, Chuck Brown, Mack Carey and so many other musicians reduce your statement to exactly what it is, a personal taste belonging to none other than Sir Nose D'voidoffunk.

Listing a bunch of musicians. mmm...

QuartzGooner wrote:

DB10GOONER wrote:

QuartzGooner wrote:DB10Gooner

The genres of Reggae and Funk have produced some of the greatest ever songs.

But Simply Red (Pop Soul and ballads) and Jamiroquoi (Pop Soul with a hint of BritFunk) are about as relevant as examples as is talking of YaYa Sanogo and great Arsenal strikers.

Don't play semantics here DJQuartzyJizz!

Further, the genres of Reggae and Funk have not produced any of the greatest ever songs. EVER. x

Clyde Stubblefield, James Brown, Fred Wesley, Eddie Hazel, Bootsy Collins, Larry Graham, Bobbi Humphrey, Donald Byrd, Maceo Parker, Andre Cymone, Bernie Worrell, Chuck Brown, Mack Carey and so many other musicians reduce your statement to exactly what it is, a personal taste belonging to none other than Sir Nose D'voidoffunk.

But would you consider any of them to be dangerous in a rap battle?