Comedy Eboue....Please Let This Happen

[g88ner]

10 years too late FIFA, 10 years too late.

[Henry Norris 1913]

sacked....by Sunderland!

Baring in mind this is a club that keeps John o'shea in employment!?

[safcftm]

I fucking give up, can anything else go wrong for us this fucking season? So we get Ricky Alvarez on loan from inter with an agreement (not an option, a promise) to sign him if we stay up. We stay up and tell him to fuck off, inter report us to FIFA, we lose the case, have to pay them the £8m and don't even own the player. Mint, nice one Sunderland, especially the silly twat who agreed to a loan where we have to sign the bloke even if he's shit and the silly twat who thought "ah fuck it, we'll just send him back, what can go wrong"

Then Adam Johnson decides to do his thing, someone at the club is aware but thinks fuck it we'll play him anyway, he goes to jail and she ends up having to leave before she's sacked, club gets incredibly bad press and looks like a set of arseholes.

Then we get Eboue as back up, he's here 2 minutes, doesn't play, is banned for a year and we sack him.

And we're shit and near relegation.

What a fucking great season this is turning out to be. Allardyce must be wondering what the fuck he's walked into

To be fair, that's pretty funny. You couldn't make it up if you tried!

Forgot to mention on top of all that we've had another player, Cabral, charged with rape. We sacked him straight away like, we must have learned from the Johnson case... or Cabral was shit so we wanted rid anyway, make your own mind up on that one!

[Robin_L]

I fucking love Éboue Emmanuel.

Gutted I won't be seeing his swansong in the Prem. Don't care about his ability (wasn't that bad anyway) but he's an Arsenal cult hero in my eyes. Long live Comedy Éboue Emmanuel

Antidote to all the boring PR-trained fucks we have at the club at the moment

[Nos89]

I fucking give up, can anything else go wrong for us this fucking season? So we get Ricky Alvarez on loan from inter with an agreement (not an option, a promise) to sign him if we stay up. We stay up and tell him to fuck off, inter report us to FIFA, we lose the case, have to pay them the £8m and don't even own the player. Mint, nice one Sunderland, especially the silly twat who agreed to a loan where we have to sign the bloke even if he's shit and the silly twat who thought "ah fuck it, we'll just send him back, what can go wrong"

Then Adam Johnson decides to do his thing, someone at the club is aware but thinks fuck it we'll play him anyway, he goes to jail and she ends up having to leave before she's sacked, club gets incredibly bad press and looks like a set of arseholes.

Then we get Eboue as back up, he's here 2 minutes, doesn't play, is banned for a year and we sack him.

And we're shit and near relegation.

What a fucking great season this is turning out to be. Allardyce must be wondering what the fuck he's walked into

To be fair, that's pretty funny. You couldn't make it up if you tried!

Forgot to mention on top of all that we've had another player, Cabral, charged with rape. We sacked him straight away like, we must have learned from the Johnson case... or Cabral was shit so we wanted rid anyway, make your own mind up on that one!

The Eboue case just shows how poorly the club is actually run, and its quite sad really. If Sunderland do go down then I wouldn't be surprised to see them double relegated. I almost feel sorry for fat Sam...well, not really.

[DB10GOONER]

sacked....by Sunderland!

Baring in mind this is a club that keeps John o'shea in employment!?

Hey!! That's Oirish International John O'Shea you are dissing there!!

What the fuck am I talking about...?

[flash gunner]

Eboue was, is and will always be a prick who did not deserve to wear the red and white of Arsenal Football Club.

Summed up the latter years of Wenger

[arseofacrow]

Eboue was, is and will always be a prick who did not deserve to wear the red and white of Arsenal Football Club.

Summed up the latter years of Wenger

[DB10GOONER]

Eboue was, is and will always be a prick who did not deserve to wear the red and white of Arsenal Football Club.

Summed up the latter years of Wenger

[oaodan]

After Mane last week I think Chambers may even be worse than Comedy.