The KLEENEX "I'm Not Watching!" Thread

[Brightonnxtround]

Lick lick

Get a room!

Jealousy will get you nowhere

[StuartL]

Did a food shop
Had sex
Ordered Chinese
Ate the Chinese till was so stuffed my tummy hurt.
Only found out score at 9pm

1-0 to me I'd say

[GoonerMuzz]

Did a food shop
Had sex
Ordered Chinese
Ate the Chinese till was so stuffed my tummy hurt.
Only found out score at 9pm

1-0 to me I'd say

Only true fans watch this shit.... putting sex and food before the mighty Arsene FC, how dare you

[rodders999]

Did a food shop
Had sex
Ordered Chinese
Ate the Chinese till was so stuffed my tummy hurt.
Only found out score at 9pm

1-0 to me I'd say

Was there more than one person involved in any of these activities?

[StuartL]

Did a food shop
Had sex
Ordered Chinese
Ate the Chinese till was so stuffed my tummy hurt.
Only found out score at 9pm

1-0 to me I'd say

Was there more than one person involved in any of these activities?

Yes, surprising what you can get with clubcard vouchers

[OneBardGooner]

Did a food shop
Had sex with myself
Ordered Chinese
Ate out the Chinese till she came and my tongue hurt.
Only found out score at 9pm

1-0 to me I'd say

But too much info there mate! jeeeezzzusss.

[GoonerMuzz]

Did a food shop
Had sex with myself
Ordered Chinese
Ate out the Chinese till she came and my tongue hurt.
Only found out score at 9pm

1-0 to me I'd say

But too much info there mate! jeeeezzzusss.

Freudian slip there OBG?

[OneBardGooner]

Mis a 't'

Ere whose this Miss Freudian???

[storrmin571]

Did a food shop
Had one off the wrist until I had blisters
Ordered Chinese
Ate the Chinese till was so stuffed my tummy hurt.
Had another power w.ank until the blisters burst
Only found out score at 9pm

1-0 to me and chaffed palms I'd say

[storrmin571]

Last week took the kids to the park when we were 4-1 down.

This week had a chance for a day off - stayed in work.

Fuck you Wenger I win.

[xisstential]

Last week took the kids to the park when we were 4-1 down.

This week had a chance for a day off - stayed in work.

Fuck you Wenger I win.

So you missed the last 30 minutes when we won 2-0....You're the big loser in this one

[storrmin571]

A pox on you Wenger, you win again. The 2-0 second half classic

[SPUDMASHER]

I went for a walk along the Flitch way and then for coffee and a cake at Rayne Station. I didn't know the score until Sunday Morning.

[DB10GOONER]

Lick lick

Seriously if Spuddy Rodders, Flash etc are to be believed the last thing you want to do is lick DB10 after where he's been

Harsh. But true.

[Gunner Rob]

I have subjected myself to watching the first 2 Premier League matches in the pub.
luckily we are now not on TV for another month and I certainly won't bother to find a stream to watch our next few matches on.

as for going to the ground...well I am going to take the same view as Arsene Wenger on this one.
Is there value in the market? Let me see, hmm £80+ for the Chelsea game. too expensive. I need to shop around more, maybe £50 for the Southampton game. Well er I need to think about that. oh dear too late, all the tickets have sold out. How about I get myself a lower tier ticket for a Champions League game at about £35. Well er this is possible but lets see what the draw brings.

Ah I know how about a £10 Carling Cup game! Bingo! Excellent value. As Arsenal no longer have a first team and a reserve team but just a whole bunch of average players there will be no difference in playing a league 2 team to playing Real Madrid