As we're unlikely to see terraces again at football, this is the virtual equivalent where you can chat to your hearts content about all football matters and, obviously, Arsenal in particular. This forum encourages all Gooners to visit and contribute so please keep it respectful, clean and topical.
GranadaJoe wrote:Niklas is currently considering '5 offers'.
Apparently he is currently favouring the 'pink boots/gimp mask' offer of B&B in the cupboard under saftm's stairs.
I just got engaged mate, don't think me fiancee would approve, she already kicked off when I asked her once (after a few pints) if she'd wear a Bendtner mask and me Bendtner Juventus top while I fuck her, I'd better not mention him again for a bit!
GranadaJoe wrote:Niklas is currently considering '5 offers'.
Apparently he is currently favouring the 'pink boots/gimp mask' offer of B&B in the cupboard under saftm's stairs.
I just got engaged mate, don't think me fiancee would approve, she already kicked off when I asked her once (after a few pints) if she'd wear a Bendtner mask and me Bendtner Juventus top while I fuck her, I'd better not mention him again for a bit!
GranadaJoe wrote:Niklas is currently considering '5 offers'.
Apparently he is currently favouring the 'pink boots/gimp mask' offer of B&B in the cupboard under saftm's stairs.
I just got engaged mate, don't think me fiancee would approve, she already kicked off when I asked her once (after a few pints) if she'd wear a Bendtner mask and me Bendtner Juventus top while I fuck her, I'd better not mention him again for a bit!
I Hate Hleb wrote:'Ask her' for anal? Cor, how old fashioned are you?
It's always good to be a gent, Hlebby. You Italians and your "Ey - looka thata! Itsa another hole. Isa going inna thata!" approach to lovemaking is just not on.
I Hate Hleb wrote:'Ask her' for anal? Cor, how old fashioned are you?
Now, now Hlebby, we're gentlemen on this forum and so we ALWAYS ask for permission. Whether or not we take any notice if the response is negative is a different matter entirely but we do ask, even if we do have to follow it up with "oh sorry pet, I know you said no, I wasn't aiming for your arse, honest, I just missed yer minge, think I'll nickname me cock Chamakh"
mcdowell42 wrote:
Couldn't u wear the mask and we fuck your gf
Hmm, I suppose at least I'd be too busy wanking off in the mirror to notice
I Hate Hleb wrote:'Ask her' for anal? Cor, how old fashioned are you?
Now, now Hlebby, we're gentlemen on this forum and so we ALWAYS ask for permission. Whether or not we take any notice if the response is negative is a different matter entirely but we do ask, even if we do have to follow it up with "oh sorry pet, I know you said no, I wasn't aiming for your arse, honest, I just missed yer minge, think I'll nickname me cock Chamakh"
I find the the "oops - sorry, wrong hole - my mistake!" excuse works (or not) in direct proportion to the amount of alcohol you have both consumed pre-coitus.
Fucking hell, you can get your very own Nicklas Bendtner for only £3m?
Right, that's it, I'm going to start playing the EuroMillions, would love to win £10m on that, pay £4m for Bendtner and pay him £58k a week for 2 years, me lass might just have to start clearing out that space under the stairs after all!
safcftm wrote:Fucking hell, you can get your very own Nicklas Bendtner for only £3m?
Right, that's it, I'm going to start playing the EuroMillions, would love to win £10m on that, pay £4m for Bendtner and pay him £58k a week for 2 years, me lass might just have to start clearing out that space under the stairs after all!
Borussia Monchengladbach say they are not interested in signing Arsenal striker Nicklas Bendtner, 25. The Dane, who spent last season on loan at Juventus, has a year left on his current contract.
Full story: Sky Sports
Any takers for this useless tool? One year left - thank fuck for that.
SteveO 35 wrote:Borussia Monchengladbach say they are not interested in signing Arsenal striker Nicklas Bendtner, 25. The Dane, who spent last season on loan at Juventus, has a year left on his current contract.
Full story: Sky Sports
Any takers for this useless tool? One year left - thank fuck for that.
Shifting this lump of turd is gonna be difficult as he must be the single most deluded "footballer" in history. He's like one of those reality TV show contestants with minimal talent but a massively inflated opinion of himself. He probably thinks he'll get an offer from Bayern or Barca, such is his delusion.
But as no other top club will touch him with a barge pole, and no club anywhere on the planet would offer him anything like the £52,000 a week that Professeur Wenker thought he was worth I reckon Bender will copy Winston Bogarde and sit it out collecting the cash each week.
I just got engaged mate, don't think me fiancee would approve, she already kicked off when I asked her once (after a few pints) if she'd wear a Bendtner mask and me Bendtner Juventus top while I fuck her, I'd better not mention him again for a bit!
