The Official (Lobotomy Clive) Xhakatard is FINALLY gone thread

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It's true: Granit Xhaka expected to leave Arsenal this summer after seven years at the club.

🇨🇭 Swiss captain seeking new challenge. Already informed Mikel Arteta about his decision, but fully focused on final games.

Chris Wheatley , Football London

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gooner265 wrote:
Tue May 16, 2023 2:43 pm
It's true: Granit Xhaka expected to leave Arsenal this summer after seven years at the club.

🇨🇭 Swiss captain seeking new challenge. Already informed Mikel Arteta about his decision, but fully focused on final games.

Chris Wheatley , Football London
As 1 poster on here says "ive already posted that " :wink: :lol:

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mcdowell42 wrote:
Tue May 16, 2023 2:46 pm
gooner265 wrote:
Tue May 16, 2023 2:43 pm
It's true: Granit Xhaka expected to leave Arsenal this summer after seven years at the club.

🇨🇭 Swiss captain seeking new challenge. Already informed Mikel Arteta about his decision, but fully focused on final games.

Chris Wheatley , Football London
As 1 poster on here says "ive already posted that " :wink: :lol:
About time he made a challenge that wasn’t a cowardly and petulant reaction to something innocuous.

Good riddance to the utter toss bag.

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mcdowell42 wrote:
Tue May 16, 2023 2:46 pm
gooner265 wrote:
Tue May 16, 2023 2:43 pm
It's true: Granit Xhaka expected to leave Arsenal this summer after seven years at the club.

🇨🇭 Swiss captain seeking new challenge. Already informed Mikel Arteta about his decision, but fully focused on final games.

Chris Wheatley , Football London
As 1 poster on here says "ive already posted that " :wink: :lol:
But I put it in the correct thread and credited the author to save the wrath of DB again, plus I got excited 8) :lol:

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:lol:

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Arsenal and Bayer Leverkusen in advance talks over sale of Granit Xhaka. Fee looking like it’ll be around £13m. More on @standardsport shortly.


Somewhere out there DB is masturbating vigorously :lol:

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PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASE be true. PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE!!!!!!!!!!!

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I’ve heard we are after Eric Dier to replace Xhaka.

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Rice and Caicedo are coming to replace him

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robbo10 wrote:
Tue May 16, 2023 6:27 pm
Rice and Caicedo are coming to replace him
Takes 2 £100m players though eh 😅

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Stuart L (2) wrote:
Tue May 16, 2023 7:57 pm
robbo10 wrote:
Tue May 16, 2023 6:27 pm
Rice and Caicedo are coming to replace him
Takes 2 £100m players though eh 😅


A plate of rice and bowl of custard would be an upgrade on the swiss c.unt

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mcdowell42 wrote:
Tue May 16, 2023 4:17 pm
Arsenal and Bayer Leverkusen in advance talks over sale of Granit Xhaka. Fee looking like it’ll be around £13m. More on @standardsport shortly.


Somewhere out there DB is masturbating vigorously :lol:
:lol:

I've literally only now regained consciousness. :shock:

Fucking rodders lied. Wánking yourself unconscious is not "fucking awesome". :x

:wink:

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But I swear to God if you fuckers are lying I'll fucking hunt every one of you down and choke you to death with my cock. AFTER I've had said cock balls deep in Kerry Katona's old burst sofa of a vagina. :twisted:

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Stuart L (2) wrote:
Tue May 16, 2023 7:57 pm
robbo10 wrote:
Tue May 16, 2023 6:27 pm
Rice and Caicedo are coming to replace him
Takes 2 £100m players though eh 😅
That’s because it’s the vastly underrated Granit Xhaka they’re replacing mate,the man who’s cost Arsenal more points than anyone in living memory,the twat who could start a fight in an empty room and give away a penalty from nothing,

The wankspangle will not be missed

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DB10GOONER wrote:
Tue May 16, 2023 8:37 pm
But I swear to God if you fuckers are lying I'll fucking hunt every one of you down and choke you to death with my cock. AFTER I've had said cock balls deep in Kerry Katona's old burst sofa of a vagina. :twisted:
Not sure who’s got the bigger c unt,Kerry Katona or Granit Xhaka’s mum

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