Bendtner; The Leg-end

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Re: The "Nicklas Bendtner progress" thread

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Jumpers For Goalposts wrote:
SteveO 35 wrote:Borussia Monchengladbach say they are not interested in signing Arsenal striker Nicklas Bendtner, 25. The Dane, who spent last season on loan at Juventus, has a year left on his current contract.

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Any takers for this useless tool? One year left - thank fuck for that.
Shifting this lump of turd is gonna be difficult as he must be the single most deluded "footballer" in history. He's like one of those reality TV show contestants with minimal talent but a massively inflated opinion of himself. He probably thinks he'll get an offer from Bayern or Barca, such is his delusion.
This is probably the best, most acurate description of Bendtner I've ever read. Apart from, "He's total shithouse with the first touch of a blind rapist". 8)

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Re: The "Nicklas Bendtner progress" thread

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Has he gone yet?

:|

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arseofacrow wrote:Has he gone yet?

:|

Malaga and Besiktas lead chase for out-of-favour Arsenal striker Bendtner.

You see this Arsene? Malaga and fucking Besiktas.
The lad is 'taking one step back to go three steps forward', apparently.


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Re: The "Nicklas Bendtner progress" thread

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Top Londoner wrote:
arseofacrow wrote:Has he gone yet?

:|

Malaga and Besiktas lead chase for out-of-favour Arsenal striker Bendtner.

You see this Arsene? Malaga and fucking Besiktas.
The lad is 'taking one step back to go three steps forward', apparently.


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I would hardly call it a chase would you ?
More of a fat knacker meandering along to the pub and the bookies.

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Re: The "Nicklas Bendtner progress" thread

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Top Londoner wrote:
arseofacrow wrote:Has he gone yet?

:|

Malaga and Besiktas lead chase for out-of-favour Arsenal striker Bendtner.

You see this Arsene? Malaga and fucking Besiktas.
The lad is 'taking one step back to go three steps forward', apparently.


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I wonder if we would sell to Malaga cheaper than other clubs as they have sold us 2 players recently.
If I was a footballer Malaga seems a good club to join, no pressure to win the Spanish league, good weather.

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Re: The "Nicklas Bendtner progress" thread

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It appears Arsenal outcast Nicklas Bendtner may be enjoying his post-season break a little too much.

The Denmark international posted a photo of himself in Las Vegas with American rapper Snoop Dog on photo-sharing site Instagram with the words: 'So what we get drunk #so what we smoke weed #we are just having fun #thats how its supposed to be #living young and wild and free! Big snoop doog’

The lyrics, from the song 'Young, Wild and Free' by Snoop Dogg and fellow American rapper Wiz Khalifa, suggest the striker is perhaps over-indulging himself in the American city.

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More like Huggy Bear and Paul Michael Glaser.

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Re: The "Nicklas Bendtner progress" thread

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Nik looks a state.

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Bendtner carrying some ballast - if we can get some money for him and Gervinho
then it's beyond dispute Gazidis is doing something!

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Re: The "Nicklas Bendtner progress" thread

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Slow. Very, very slow. :oops: :lol: :lol: :wink:

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Top Londoner wrote: Image

More like Huggy Bear and Paul Michael Glaser.
:coffeespit: :coffeespit: :coffeespit:

Fabulous. That will get me through today, TL - top work, mate! 8) 8)

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Re: The "Nicklas Bendtner progress" thread

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Looks like Nick Bendtner and Snoop Dogg haven't quite got the hang of how to play 'Paper, Scissor, Stone' yet!! :oops: :lol: :lol: :wink:

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Don't you mean paper scissors stoned?

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Chippy wrote:Don't you mean paper scissors stoned?
:lol:

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Three crunts in one picture. :wink:

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Re: The "Nicklas Bendtner progress" thread

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go to Frankfurt...they have agreed a fee for him....please go... :)

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