Groundhog summer transfer window thread

[SteveO 35]

Arsenal will have to pay a loan fee of £1.7m for Real Madrid striker Alvaro Morata, 21, although they would also spend big if the right target became available. Bayern Munich's Mario Mandzukic, 27, Atletico Madrid's Diego Costa, 25, Porto's Jackson Martinez, 27, Manchester City's Edin Dzeko, 27, and Manchester United's Wayne Rooney, 28, are among the club's preferred options.

Full story: Daily Mail


The good old Daily Mail - they went to the trouble of listing no less than six strikers who aren't coming

[SteveO 35]

Barcelona forward Antonio Sanabria, 17, who had attracted interest from Arsenal, has revealed he is set to join Roma.

Full story: Sky Sports


Just to confirm what I said a few pages or so ago.....

Sanabria isn't coming

[DB10GOONER]

Arsenal will have to pay a loan fee of £1.7m for Real Madrid striker Alvaro Morata, 21, although they would also spend big if the right target became available. Bayern Munich's Mario Mandzukic, 27, Atletico Madrid's Diego Costa, 25, Porto's Jackson Martinez, 27, Manchester City's Edin Dzeko, 27, and Manchester United's Wayne Rooney, 28, are among the club's preferred options.

Full story: Daily Mail


The good old Daily Mail - they went to the trouble of listing no less than six strikers who aren't coming

And never once used the words "dirty foreigners". That Daily Mail is just not the paper it used to be!

[defleppardisking]

We have a new striker coming in and his name is called nobody

[rodders999]

According to @timesfootball, Nicklas Bendtner could be back within 10 days.
10:45pm - 8 Jan 14

Bendy back....Ox back in full training yesterday.......our 'internal solutions' are complete.

Nobody is coming*




* possibly apart from Rodders if Natalie Sawyer is presenting the deadline day transfer news

I will try to time my sexual explosion with Big Ben going off at midnight

[DB10GOONER]

According to @timesfootball, Nicklas Bendtner could be back within 10 days.
10:45pm - 8 Jan 14

Bendy back....Ox back in full training yesterday.......our 'internal solutions' are complete.

Nobody is coming*




* possibly apart from Rodders if Natalie Sawyer is presenting the deadline day transfer news

I will try to time my sexual explosion with Big Ben going off at midnight

How is Ben? You guys still married?

[rodders999]

According to @timesfootball, Nicklas Bendtner could be back within 10 days.
10:45pm - 8 Jan 14

Bendy back....Ox back in full training yesterday.......our 'internal solutions' are complete.

Nobody is coming*




* possibly apart from Rodders if Natalie Sawyer is presenting the deadline day transfer news

I will try to time my sexual explosion with Big Ben going off at midnight

How is Ben? You guys still married?

Bastard

[TeeCee]

So.......Barry Bender comes back 'early' from injury (this never happens at Arsenal normally), around the 22nd Jan with Wonga telling us all we don't need to sign anyone as he will be 'fitter than ever'. He plays 20 mins in his first game back and by Feb 1st, Barry Bender will have aggrievated the injury by coming back too soon and will be out for three months leaving us fucked, like Rooney's favourite granny.

Manage a football club? Wonga can't even manage to pull a zip up properly!!

[SteveO 35]

So.......Barry Bender comes back 'early' from injury (this never happens at Arsenal normally), around the 22nd Jan with Wonga telling us all we don't need to sign anyone as he will be 'fitter than ever'. He plays 20 mins in his first game back and by Feb 1st, Barry Bender will have aggrievated the injury by coming back too soon and will be out for three months leaving us fucked, like Rooney's favourite granny.

Manage a football club? Wonga can't even manage to pull a zip up properly!!

I couldn't give a flying fuck if Bendtner came back to full fitness tomorrow weighing 11st - the fact is he's fucking awful......amazing how now we'll be hearing about Bendtner changing how we decide to operate in the transfer market. Six months ago There's Only One couldn't wait to farm him out to whoever would be prepared to pay his ridiculous wages.....oh yeah, nobody did. Now he's the fucking saviour - our 'internal solution' to save us from dizzying prices

[rodders999]

It's like Bizarro world, they diagnose a quality player to be out for a month and he's not seen again for a year but they diagnose Barry Bender to be out for a month and he's back training the following morning. Fooking hell

[Sam59]

Let me cheer you guys up even more. Sanogo's back in full training. That's the PL wrapped up then.

[BournemouthRED]

all i wanted was a world class striker and somehow I've ended up married to rodders

[rodders999]

all i wanted was a world class striker and somehow I've ended up married to rodders

Not sure who's come off worse in that trade off

[TurnipMasher]

"Lille club president Michel Seydoux has warned off Premier League interest for Ivorian attacker Salomon Kalou, 28, by saying a £71m (87m euro) bid for him would "maybe" be considered."

Full story: Daily Star

[Midz]

"Lille club president Michel Seydoux has warned off Premier League interest for Ivorian attacker Salomon Kalou, 28, by saying a £71m (87m euro) bid for him would "maybe" be considered."

Full story: Daily Star

Ahahahahaa!! That's hilarious!!