The Official (Lobotomy Clive) Xhakatard is FINALLY gone thread

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Please let the Clubfoot rumour be true!!!

Surely it's barbecue at SteveO's territory if this happens??

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Retro Gunner wrote:
Tue May 16, 2023 8:50 pm
Please let the Clubfoot rumour be true!!!

Surely it's barbecue at SteveO's territory if this happens??
It's a fucking barbecue hot tub in SteveO's back yard with Barry White risen from the dead singing his fat ass off as we all splash about in rodders' "special" extra frothy bubbles!

:barscarf: :barscarf: :barscarf:

And yes "back yard" is a euphemism. :lol: :wink:

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DB10GOONER wrote:
Tue May 16, 2023 8:53 pm
Retro Gunner wrote:
Tue May 16, 2023 8:50 pm
Please let the Clubfoot rumour be true!!!

Surely it's barbecue at SteveO's territory if this happens??
It's a fucking barbecue hot tub in SteveO's back yard with Barry White risen from the dead singing his fat ass off as we all splash about in rodders' "special" extra frothy bubbles!

:barscarf: :barscarf: :barscarf:

And yes "back yard" is a euphemism. :lol: :wink:

Get the tickets printed my friend.

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Yay! A Pointing Party, with Swiss turd shaped chocolates and every 5 minutes an argument kicks off over fuck all before we all collapse on the floor with no contact to anyone!! :barscarf:

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TeeCee wrote:
Wed May 17, 2023 6:11 am
Yay! A Pointing Party, with Swiss turd shaped chocolates and every 5 minutes an argument kicks off over fuck all before we all collapse on the floor with no contact to anyone!! :barscarf:
:lol: :lol: :barscarf:

I'm hoping rodders will show us his special way of pointing where he paints Lobotomy Clive's face on his schlong and points with it!

:barscarf: :barscarf:

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from F365 detailing the arsenal bottle jobs

Granit Xhaka
He must be well aware of the club’s desperation to sign Declan Rice from West Ham, and reports insisting it’s his position in the Arsenal team that’s under threat. He was – and probably still is – the obvious casualty in Arteta’s quest to evolve, but he must currently be looking at Thomas Partey alongside him and wonder just how sh*t the Ghanaian would have to be for Rice to take his spot instead.

Xhaka may well be off at the end of the season, but will leave an Arsenal hero less than four years after telling the Gunners faithful to f*** off. His is an extraordinary redemption story.


Where to even start.........

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xgtdec wrote:
Wed May 17, 2023 10:54 am
from F365 detailing the arsenal bottle jobs

Granit Xhaka
He must be well aware of the club’s desperation to sign Declan Rice from West Ham, and reports insisting it’s his position in the Arsenal team that’s under threat. He was – and probably still is – the obvious casualty in Arteta’s quest to evolve, but he must currently be looking at Thomas Partey alongside him and wonder just how sh*t the Ghanaian would have to be for Rice to take his spot instead.

Xhaka may well be off at the end of the season, but will leave an Arsenal hero less than four years after telling the Gunners faithful to f*** off. His is an extraordinary redemption story.


Where to even start.........
It just mirrors the comments in my FB atsebal group , words fail me.
I read somewhere else though part of the reasoning for him leaving is he knows he wont be in the team next year . Typical Clive has no bottle to fight for his place , says it all. I have to say though I didn't realise Alonso was their manager , he was a class act and was gutted when Wenger fucked that move up and surprised especially playing in the same position he wants the coward, I don't get it

Disclaimer DB , if Alonso sees this and pulls out I'm not in any way responsible :lol:

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gooner265 wrote:
Wed May 17, 2023 1:38 pm
xgtdec wrote:
Wed May 17, 2023 10:54 am
from F365 detailing the arsenal bottle jobs

Granit Xhaka
He must be well aware of the club’s desperation to sign Declan Rice from West Ham, and reports insisting it’s his position in the Arsenal team that’s under threat. He was – and probably still is – the obvious casualty in Arteta’s quest to evolve, but he must currently be looking at Thomas Partey alongside him and wonder just how sh*t the Ghanaian would have to be for Rice to take his spot instead.

Xhaka may well be off at the end of the season, but will leave an Arsenal hero less than four years after telling the Gunners faithful to f*** off. His is an extraordinary redemption story.


Where to even start.........
It just mirrors the comments in my FB atsebal group , words fail me.
I read somewhere else though part of the reasoning for him leaving is he knows he wont be in the team next year . Typical Clive has no bottle to fight for his place , says it all. I have to say though I didn't realise Alonso was their manager , he was a class act and was gutted when Wenger fucked that move up and surprised especially playing in the same position he wants the coward, I don't get it

Disclaimer DB , if Alonso sees this and pulls out I'm not in any way responsible :lol:

As you both say, it’s incredible that so many Gooners think this mug is a quality player. I’ve never worked out if it’s willing self-deception...it’s amazing what people will convince themselves of regarding their football team....or if people are just genuinely clueless about the game. I suspect it’s the latter, with a smattering of the former.

As for him wanting to go (fingers crossed!!), I doubt it’s because he’s worried about his place. We could have the modern day equivalents of Vieira (the original one), Fabregas and Petit in the squad and Arteta would still have Clubfoot as his first name for a centre mid place.

He’s 30 now and he’ll know that this is his last chance for a decent move and a decent payday. He’ll no doubt get a 4 year deal at Leverkusen and a signing on fee. Anyway, I hope I’m right, because I’m terrified of Arteta trying to convince him to stay. :worried:

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So we still come out on top this season when ElCunto finally FINALLY fucks off. :barscarf:

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Great news about Xhaka. That is if it's true. I bet DB10 is pleased :D :D :D

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DB10GOONER wrote:
Tue May 16, 2023 8:53 pm
Retro Gunner wrote:
Tue May 16, 2023 8:50 pm
Please let the Clubfoot rumour be true!!!

Surely it's barbecue at SteveO's territory if this happens??
It's a fucking barbecue hot tub in SteveO's back yard with Barry White risen from the dead singing his fat ass off as we all splash about in rodders' "special" extra frothy bubbles!

:barscarf: :barscarf: :barscarf:

And yes "back yard" is a euphemism. :lol: :wink:
All of the above, plus I will have Olympiacos bath robes on offer for all guests. I'll be so excited I will be looking like I'm pitching a tent in mine!

Free Toblerone all round when the Swiss turdbag slings his hook

I can't wait till he then immediately runs to the press saying how he never felt loved, how the fans forced him out etc. Only then will some of our window licking c.unts that jump to defend his honour, realise what a nasty, spiteful, limpdicked, self pitying wankpot he is !

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Midz wrote:
Wed May 17, 2023 4:58 pm
Great news about Xhaka. That is if it's true. I bet DB10 is pleased :D :D :D
I'm absolutely thrilled Midz. :barscarf:

But also very very nervous. If the deal doesn't happen I'll be broken hearted. :cry:

If we do get rid of the cowardly infected ballsack that is Lobotomy Clive it will be close to the levels of joy I felt the moment I heard we had signed The Bergkamp. :D 8)

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DB10GOONER wrote:
Wed May 17, 2023 9:30 pm
Midz wrote:
Wed May 17, 2023 4:58 pm
Great news about Xhaka. That is if it's true. I bet DB10 is pleased :D :D :D
I'm absolutely thrilled Midz. :barscarf:

But also very very nervous. If the deal doesn't happen I'll be broken hearted. :cry:

If we do get rid of the cowardly infected ballsack that is Lobotomy Clive it will be close to the levels of joy I felt the moment I heard we had signed The Bergkamp. :D 8)
We‘ll have to have an open-top bus parade; hoisting his Leverkusen jersey up, and a print out of the confirmation of his departure, like a trophy. An ironic sense of Wengerism. :lol:

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DB10GOONER wrote:
Wed May 17, 2023 9:30 pm
Midz wrote:
Wed May 17, 2023 4:58 pm
Great news about Xhaka. That is if it's true. I bet DB10 is pleased :D :D :D
I'm absolutely thrilled Midz. :barscarf:

But also very very nervous. If the deal doesn't happen I'll be broken hearted. :cry:

If we do get rid of the cowardly infected ballsack that is Lobotomy Clive it will be close to the levels of joy I felt the moment I heard we had signed The Bergkamp. :D 8)
I concur wholeheartedly with your joyness DB 8) If he stays I'll be fucking gutted :( The news of this arsepiece leaving has numbed the pain of us bottling the title a bit..I just hope to fuck he really fucks off.

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Arsenal Till I Die wrote:
Wed May 17, 2023 10:24 pm
DB10GOONER wrote:
Wed May 17, 2023 9:30 pm
Midz wrote:
Wed May 17, 2023 4:58 pm
Great news about Xhaka. That is if it's true. I bet DB10 is pleased :D :D :D
I'm absolutely thrilled Midz. :barscarf:

But also very very nervous. If the deal doesn't happen I'll be broken hearted. :cry:

If we do get rid of the cowardly infected ballsack that is Lobotomy Clive it will be close to the levels of joy I felt the moment I heard we had signed The Bergkamp. :D 8)
We‘ll have to have an open-top bus parade; hoisting his Leverkusen jersey up, and a print out of the confirmation of his departure, like a trophy. An ironic sense of Wengerism. :lol:
I'm sorry he did not cost 30m

Oh, hold on a sec fuckbag...he did didn't he!

Another reason why the senile old spaz shouldn't ever be allowed anywhere near the club !

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