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Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2014 10:09 am
by LeftfootlegendGooner
Me and my mates were busy robbing this CD store when the cops turned up.
Dave grabbed all the pop CDs and ran off.
Steve grabbed the rock CDs and also ran off.
Dan grabbed the Jazz and followed suit.
I was forced to take the rap.
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2014 10:10 am
by LeftfootlegendGooner
My wife bought a tube of KY gel from the chemists and I thought after all these years she was finally going to let me do her up the arse.
I waited in bed in anticipation and all I can say is, it's a shit way of finding out your son is gay.
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2014 10:12 am
by LeftfootlegendGooner
A pirate goes to the doctor, worried the moles on his back are cancerous
"It's ok" says the Doctor "They're benign"
"Count 'em again Doc" says the pirate. "I reckon there be at least ten"
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2014 10:13 am
by LeftfootlegendGooner
Read today that they are making jetpacks that would allow soldiers to run faster.
I imagine the French are ecstatic.
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2014 10:14 am
by LeftfootlegendGooner
Katie Price has named her new baby Bunny.
I thought bunnies came out of a wizard's hat, not a wizard's sleeve?
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2014 10:19 am
by LeftfootlegendGooner
Mel B giving singing advice on the X-Factor?
Bit rich considering the only talent to ever come out of her mouth is Eddie Murphy's cock.
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2014 10:20 am
by LeftfootlegendGooner
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Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2014 10:26 am
by LeftfootlegendGooner
When James Bond is out of his home country of England, is he known as +44 07?
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2014 10:27 am
by LeftfootlegendGooner
It's at least 27C outside and I was just walking through the park, when I noticed two guys giving a girl a good seeing to behind a bush.
I thought to myself, 'They must be roasting.'
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2014 10:28 am
by LeftfootlegendGooner
The last person to question my masculinity got a face-full of piping hot lavender tea.
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2014 10:30 am
by LeftfootlegendGooner
Women complain about balancing a career and home life.
They want to try balancing a laptop during a *****!
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2014 10:33 am
by DB10GOONER
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2014 11:12 am
by LeftfootlegendGooner
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:Women complain about balancing a career and home life.
They want to try balancing a laptop during a w.ank!
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Fri Oct 03, 2014 6:16 pm
by Henry Norris 1913
bump please
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2014 9:13 am
by LeftfootlegendGooner
A flying insect just flew into my kitchen and exploded.
I think it was a Jihaddy long legs.
