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Re: The "Nicklas Bendtner progress" thread

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Top Londoner wrote:Image

:shock: :? :x

:lol:
Is it me or does it look like he has let himself go? Given up on his career already it seems.

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Agree '89, he seems happy to let his career evaporate whilst picking up his not inconsiderable wages instead of moving on and starting anew.

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Do we not have some sort of disrepute clause? It seems the only headlines the guy makes these days are negative ones concerned with his drunken behaviour. Surely we should be able to terminate his contract for that?

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Chippy wrote:Do we not have some sort of disrepute clause? It seems the only headlines the guy makes these days are negative ones concerned with his drunken behaviour. Surely we should be able to terminate his contract for that?

You would have though that a code of conduct charge would be enough to terminate his contract.
Chucking drinks at women in a bar and resembling a crack dealer for starters.

Nice one Arsene. Mr not a fucking countable

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A woman claiming not to want Bendy? Ha'way, I love me fiancé but if she said " sorry Ewan, I cheated on you with nicklas bendtner" I'd give her the bigger hug ever, every man wants a woman that bendys been up. If she "didn't want him" I can only assume she'd been paid by Chamakh to try and dent Bendy's confidence. It won't have worked. If wenger wakes up he'll be a huge asset for arsenal next season, failing that he'll light up some other league. Beer? That lass is just gutted it wasn't his cum flowing down her hair and between her tits. Chamakh loving whore.

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safcftm wrote:A woman claiming not to want Bendy? Ha'way, I love me fiancé but if she said " sorry Ewan, I cheated on you with nicklas bendtner" I'd give her the bigger hug ever, every man wants a woman that bendys been up. If she "didn't want him" I can only assume she'd been paid by Chamakh to try and dent Bendy's confidence. It won't have worked. If wenger wakes up he'll be a huge asset for arsenal next season, failing that he'll light up some other league. Beer? That lass is just gutted it wasn't his cum flowing down her hair and between her tits. Chamakh loving whore.
:) :) :)

Even now mate? He doesn't look the prime specimen of barn door missing beef he was whilst on loan for your lot. Looks more like a tramp who's found a phone in the photo above.

I'm just jealous, wish I could pick up £50k p/w for doing nothing. :barscarf:

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officepest wrote:Even now mate? He doesn't look the prime specimen of barn door missing beef he was whilst on loan for your lot. Looks more like a tramp who's found a phone in the photo above.
That "photo" is anti-Bendtnerite propaganda. This is what he really looks like:

Image

Yum 8)

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Red Gunner wrote:
officepest wrote:Even now mate? He doesn't look the prime specimen of barn door missing beef he was whilst on loan for your lot. Looks more like a tramp who's found a phone in the photo above.
That "photo" is anti-Bendtnerite propaganda. This is what he really looks like:

Image

Yum 8)
One word = svelte

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safcftm wrote:
Red Gunner wrote:
officepest wrote:Even now mate? He doesn't look the prime specimen of barn door missing beef he was whilst on loan for your lot. Looks more like a tramp who's found a phone in the photo above.
That "photo" is anti-Bendtnerite propaganda. This is what he really looks like:

Image

Yum 8)
One word = svelte

8)
More Boris Becker than sexy fecker in my honest non homo erotic opinion :wink:

Best leave this one to the experts , what says thee Hashtags ? :)

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One word = *word censored*

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SteveO 35 wrote:One word = *word censored*


:lol: :lol:

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SteveO 35 wrote:One word = legend
For some reason it edited your post mate, must have been a glitch but I've sorted it for ya. I agree with you by the way, legend is another good word to describe him

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safcftm wrote:
SteveO 35 wrote:One word = legend
For some reason it edited your post mate, must have been a glitch but I've sorted it for ya. I agree with you by the way, legend is another good word to describe him
A legend in his own lunchtime or a legend when it comes to wrapping your brand new motor around a lamppost

I'll miss this bloke as much as I miss the ingrowing toe nail I had a while back

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SteveO 35 wrote:
safcftm wrote:
SteveO 35 wrote:One word = legend
For some reason it edited your post mate, must have been a glitch but I've sorted it for ya. I agree with you by the way, legend is another good word to describe him
A legend in his own lunchtime or a legend when it comes to wrapping your brand new motor around a lamppost

I'll miss this bloke as much as I miss the ingrowing toe nail I had a while back
I'd better whisper this: he's better than Diaby

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safcftm wrote:
SteveO 35 wrote:
safcftm wrote:
SteveO 35 wrote:One word = legend
For some reason it edited your post mate, must have been a glitch but I've sorted it for ya. I agree with you by the way, legend is another good word to describe him
A legend in his own lunchtime or a legend when it comes to wrapping your brand new motor around a lamppost

I'll miss this bloke as much as I miss the ingrowing toe nail I had a while back
I'd better whisper this: he's better than Diaby
Have you two baldies lost your comb again?? :lol:

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