Let's All Laugh At Man Utd! (Merged thread)

[brucegrove]

when he gets fired in January it will be "Van Gone" or "Van Hell"....

If only he'd sign Ravel Morrisson!

[brucegrove]

i'm going for Van Bellend.

I'm going for Pigface

[1989]

Van Cockface

[rodders999]

Testicle head or scrotum face are my personal favourites

[mcdowell42]

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[rodders999]

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Ah don't be so anal

[mcdowell42]

I suppose you are right rodders ,bit silly of me,we should have loads of threads on here about man utd .



Wonder how long before this thread is merged with an already existing thread along the same lines.

[augie]

I would be amazed if that face is natural - seems to me like he has a plastic surgeon on speedial so "botox face" seems the most apt imo

[rodders999]

I suppose you are right rodders ,bit silly of me,we should have loads of threads on here about man utd .



Wonder how long before this thread is merged with an already existing thread along the same lines.

Once the Gestapo wake up, I would say within seconds

[topgoon]

The media have always had their favourites, unfortunately that extends to every 'big club' aside from us

Van Gaal, Rodgers and Mourinho can do no wrong. On the flip side we're almost always predicted to fall out of the top 4, and apparently Sanchez for 30m is only 'okay' business, whereas Rodgers and Van Gaal are geniuses for paying 26m for Lallana and 27m for Shaw. The press hate Arsenal with a passion but love to arselick everyone else.

What I will say is despite the free run Ferguson always got and the wankfest over van Gaal, the press relentlessly hammered United last season to an unprecedented extent. They take pleasure in rubbing it in when we're struggling but that was vicious on a different scale.

You are right but I think it was aimed more at Moyes than the club.

[Chippy]

Gestapo here. Not seconds but perhaps sloppy thirds....

[TurnipMasher]

Is it just me or has the media circus surrounding van gaal already gone into overdrive - All the journo's and especially sky & bt may as well get on their knees and suck his plonka - FFS!

He strikes me as being a right arrogant Crunt - with a face like melted cheese - perhaps him and the crim wheeler dealer 'arry' the window leaner are related.....

So anyone got any suggestions for a suitable name for the crunt.....

Van Gaal is just too nice...so ???

Vadge Gaal, Melt Face, Arrocrunt etc

Pigface van Caaant

[DB10GOONER]

A "gowl" is a vagina in Dublin - so it's VanGowl for me. Or Van Cuntface. Or VanFuckFeatures. Or VanButthead.

[rodders999]

Gestapo here. Not seconds but perhaps sloppy thirds....

Ja mein Fuhrer

[DB10GOONER]

Gestapo here. Not seconds but perhaps sloppy thirds....

Ja mein Fuhrer

Dear Oberscharführer Chippy,

Take this malcontent to HQ.

Signed,
Oberst-Gruppenführer DB10GOONER.