LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

[Bradywasking]

After today's game at Old Trafford the workplace will not be a happy place in Liverpool tomorrow.

[GranadaJoe]

After today's game at Old Trafford the workplace will not be a happy place in Liverpool tomorrow.

Not often you find Liverpool and workplace in the same sentence.

[LeftfootlegendGooner]

"I don't care what your name is fatty, get those fuckin Reindeer off my roof!!!!!"

[mcdowell42]

The inventor of throat lozenges has died. There'll be no coffin at his funeral.

[StuartL]

Took my girlfriend to see 50 shades of grey, and it put her in the mood to try a bit of s &m when we got home.

Afterwards, she told me it was the best sex she had ever had.

Mind you, she was bound to say that.

[LeftfootlegendGooner]

My wife said to me in bed last night "if you turn the light off, I'll take it up the arse"
With the benefit of hindsight, I probably should have let the bulb cool down first.

[augie]

Lefty believe it or not you have been missed around here - mind you it's mostly for your jokes but still the thought is there

[LeftfootlegendGooner]

Lefty believe it or not you have been missed around here - mind you it's mostly for your jokes but still the thought is there

Cheers Augie, I think

Just been busy and look in now and again, it was getting so gloomy on here that I just didn't want to post anymore, now I see you have posters like ikatchagoogoo lightening up the mood

Anyhow now we are all behind Wenger I might come back, or have I misread the current climate

[LeftfootlegendGooner]

I'm only flying with scouse pilots from now on. You won't catch them ripping up a fucking sick note and going to work.

[bobbybigb]

Welcome back from me also left foot. I'm not a big contributor but a very a big observer and love your thread. Based a wedding speech on the strength of a selection of your work, was worried it had dried up as it was so successful I am now getting bookings !!!
Keep em coming mate and thanks

[LeftfootlegendGooner]

Welcome back from me also left foot. I'm not a big contributor but a very a big observer and love your thread. Based a wedding speech on the strength of a selection of your work, was worried it had dried up as it was so successful I am now getting bookings !!!
Keep em coming mate and thanks

Thanks bobby, can't even think how that speech went down

I will endeavour to post more even if it's only to help with your gigs

[DB10GOONER]

My wife said to me in bed last night "if you turn the light off, I'll take it up the arse"
With the benefit of hindsight, I probably should have let the bulb cool down first.

Welcome back Lefty, mate.

[LeftfootlegendGooner]

My wife said to me in bed last night "if you turn the light off, I'll take it up the arse"
With the benefit of hindsight, I probably should have let the bulb cool down first.

Welcome back Lefty, mate.

Hello DB, meant to say hello to you on another thread so apologies for that, I hope all is going well with you mate.

[DB10GOONER]

My wife said to me in bed last night "if you turn the light off, I'll take it up the arse"
With the benefit of hindsight, I probably should have let the bulb cool down first.

Welcome back Lefty, mate.

Hello DB, meant to say hello to you on another thread so apologies for that, I hope all is going well with you mate.

All good. Hope yourself and the lovely wife are well. Good to have you back on here.

[Top Londoner]

Mod grooming alert !!!!!!



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