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After today's game at Old Trafford the workplace will not be a happy place in Liverpool tomorrow.

Bradywasking wrote:After today's game at Old Trafford the workplace will not be a happy place in Liverpool tomorrow.

Not often you find Liverpool and workplace in the same sentence.

"I don't care what your name is fatty, get those fuckin Reindeer off my roof!!!!!"

The inventor of throat lozenges has died. There'll be no coffin at his funeral.

Took my girlfriend to see 50 shades of grey, and it put her in the mood to try a bit of s &m when we got home.

Afterwards, she told me it was the best sex she had ever had.

Mind you, she was bound to say that.

My wife said to me in bed last night "if you turn the light off, I'll take it up the arse"
With the benefit of hindsight, I probably should have let the bulb cool down first.

Lefty believe it or not you have been missed around here - mind you it's mostly for your jokes but still the thought is there

augie wrote:

Lefty believe it or not you have been missed around here - mind you it's mostly for your jokes but still the thought is there

Cheers Augie, I think

Just been busy and look in now and again, it was getting so gloomy on here that I just didn't want to post anymore, now I see you have posters like ikatchagoogoo lightening up the mood

Anyhow now we are all behind Wenger I might come back, or have I misread the current climate

I'm only flying with scouse pilots from now on. You won't catch them ripping up a fucking sick note and going to work.

Welcome back from me also left foot. I'm not a big contributor but a very a big observer and love your thread. Based a wedding speech on the strength of a selection of your work, was worried it had dried up as it was so successful I am now getting bookings !!!
Keep em coming mate and thanks

bobbybigb wrote:Welcome back from me also left foot. I'm not a big contributor but a very a big observer and love your thread. Based a wedding speech on the strength of a selection of your work, was worried it had dried up as it was so successful I am now getting bookings !!!
Keep em coming mate and thanks

Thanks bobby, can't even think how that speech went down

I will endeavour to post more even if it's only to help with your gigs

LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:My wife said to me in bed last night "if you turn the light off, I'll take it up the arse"
With the benefit of hindsight, I probably should have let the bulb cool down first.

Welcome back Lefty, mate.

DB10GOONER wrote:

LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:My wife said to me in bed last night "if you turn the light off, I'll take it up the arse"
With the benefit of hindsight, I probably should have let the bulb cool down first.

Welcome back Lefty, mate.

Hello DB, meant to say hello to you on another thread so apologies for that, I hope all is going well with you mate.

LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:

DB10GOONER wrote:

LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:My wife said to me in bed last night "if you turn the light off, I'll take it up the arse"
With the benefit of hindsight, I probably should have let the bulb cool down first.

Welcome back Lefty, mate.

Hello DB, meant to say hello to you on another thread so apologies for that, I hope all is going well with you mate.

All good. Hope yourself and the lovely wife are well. Good to have you back on here.

Mod grooming alert !!!!!!



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Welcome back Lefty.



WENGER OUT