Let's All Laugh At Man Utd! (Merged thread)

[1989]

[OneBardGooner]

That could just as easily be applied to out inept manager as well though.

[clockender1]

ha ha, funniest story of the day - Ashley Young was shouting at the united defence and a bird flew overhead and crapped in his mouth.

hilarious. but sounds like something cashley might enjoy. allegedly.

[Chippy]

ha ha, funniest story of the day - Ashley Young was shouting at the united defence and a bird flew overhead and crapped in his mouth.

hilarious. but sounds like something cashley might enjoy. allegedly.

There's a vine of it on here.

[northbank123]

Waited a while but finally Moyes has hit out at United and said he didn't have enough time. I agree Agent Moyes, you could have achieved so much more failure, you should have paced yourself

He tries to paint Ed Woodward as a snake but in the interview (Mail on Sunday) Moyes was saying about everybody knew that they were in for Ronaldo, Bale and Fabregas. I said all along the Fabregas story was just a massive PR spin from United (leaking bids, planting press stories) and clearly wasn't going to happen by that stage. But if he thinks they were going to sign Cristiano Ronaldo or fight off Madrid to sign Bale (when they couldn't even fight off the Scum to sign him) he was more cuckoo than I thought.

Somebody give that man a job. I also feel that the PL needs more bitter Scottish bastards. I used to love it in the car on the way back from home games when the likes of Souness and Strachan were managing in the PL because at least one of them was always good for a ludicrous rant that would get people calling in frothing at the mouth.

[Supagoon]

love it when the hype machine gets smashed to bits.

to top it off there was pooh in Ashley young's mouth.

[StuartL]

love it when the hype machine gets smashed to bits.

to top it off there was pooh in Ashley young's mouth.

my money's on arseofacrow

(for those of you who know the ditty / song )

[DavidJones]

Van Gaal is a top coach. He'll fix this mess

[DB10GOONER]

ha ha, funniest story of the day - Ashley Young was shouting at the united defence and a bird flew overhead and crapped in his mouth.

hilarious. but sounds like something cashley might enjoy. allegedly.

As the song goes; "A phone up your arse and some shit in your mouth..."

What song? I don't fucking know - what does it matter, he had shit in his mouth!!

The face on Butthead at the end was hilarious. Trying to look unperturbed, unfazed and cool. But coming across as just a bit confused.

Agent VanCuntface, please keep up the good work started by Agent Moyes.

[northbank123]

The same pundits who have been gushing over van Gaal all summer and talking about United in the context of a title challenge are already saying they're miles from top 4

Same hypocritical wankers who will stick the knife in when we're struggling and then when everything's rosy will admonish our impatient fans for asking questions of Wenger.

[DB10GOONER]

The same pundits who have been gushing over van Gaal all summer and talking about United in the context of a title challenge are already saying they're miles from top 4

Same hypocritical wankers who will stick the knife in when we're struggling and then when everything's rosy will admonish our impatient fans for asking questions of Wenger.

The fucking prick bellend commentator on Saturday did that. More or less said "And there were fickle Arsenal fans wanted Wenger gone this time last season. After one game. AFTER ONE GAME!"

No, you fucking idiot. We wanted him gone after a decade of failure because of his ego-driven "project".

[OneBardGooner]

ha ha, funniest story of the day - Ashley Young was shouting at the united defence and a bird flew overhead and crapped in his mouth.

hilarious. but sounds like something cashley might enjoy. allegedly.

As the song goes; "A phone up your arse and some shit in your mouth..."

What song? I don't fucking know - what does it matter, he had shit in his mouth!!

The face on Butthead at the end was hilarious. Trying to look unperturbed, unfazed and cool. But coming across as just a bit confused.

Agent VanCuntface, please keep up the good work started by Agent Moyes.

That's IT...I Knew I knew that ugly muttbutfuckuggo mush from somewhere

'Butthead' it's official. - Or if we want to be respectful 'Van Butthead'

[Dan_85]

Whoever thought Fabianski's first win at Old Toilet would come while playing for Swansea? Good performance from that lot. Watch us go there and do our usual bottle job

[1989]

Whoever thought Fabianski's first win at Old Toilet would come while playing for Swansea? Good performance from that lot. Watch us go there and do our usual bottle job

Reckon we'll do them this time mate. Well overdue a win in that shithole.

[VAVAVOOM 14]

Whoever thought Fabianski's first win at Old Toilet would come while playing for Swansea? Good performance from that lot. Watch us go there and do our usual bottle job

Reckon we'll do them this time mate. Well overdue a win in that shithole.

We don't go to OT until our second last game of the season, hopefully by that time we're already champions rendering the fixture irrelevant.