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Posted: **Tue Nov 24, 2009 5:32 pm**

mrgnu1958 wrote:ANYWAY..And THIS is the truth...i might have a 2inch cock BUT,i bet none of ya"s here have had sex 7 times in one night..
I HAVE.

Happened 7 years ago but it DID happen.
If i did that now,it would drop off.

Yeah, but given your legendary lack of inches and reputation for quickness in delivering your 'pay-load', that only equates to one fuck by normal mens' standards.

Posted: **Tue Nov 24, 2009 5:34 pm**

THE LADY in question was,should i say..SATISFIED

Posted: **Tue Nov 24, 2009 5:39 pm**

Well if you'd done your stuff properly, she'd have been satisfied after the first one!!!

Posted: **Tue Nov 24, 2009 5:44 pm**

BIG RADDY wrote:Well thank fuck for that Corky, thats one trophy I wouldn't want in my cabinet

I don't generally take trophies in my cabinet...

Posted: **Tue Nov 24, 2009 5:47 pm**

I Hate Hleb wrote:Well if you'd done your stuff properly, she'd have been satisfied after the first one!!!

i never thought of that

you bastard!!!

Posted: **Tue Nov 24, 2009 5:57 pm**

I Hate Hleb wrote:Well if you'd done your stuff properly, she'd have been satisfied after the first one!!!

Posted: **Tue Nov 24, 2009 6:02 pm**

erm.........................btw i think she was asleep during 2-7.

Posted: **Tue Nov 24, 2009 7:02 pm**

I just got back from a stag do in Budapest.

Which leads me to believe that my mental age is about 16.

But I'm 57.

I'd like to complement myself for calling myself olgit before anyone else did.

So. Who is the oldest on here? Is it Barry or Potter?

Posted: **Tue Nov 24, 2009 7:14 pm**

Cork"y is..63

Potter..?????

Posted: **Tue Nov 24, 2009 7:33 pm**

mrgnu1958 wrote:Cork"y is..63

Potter..?????

Thanks Gnue...y,tell everone.

63 and 2 weeks

Posted: **Wed Nov 25, 2009 12:02 am**

you look younger than ME Cork"y

Posted: **Thu Nov 26, 2009 10:00 am**

BT wrote:I'm sure we've done this thread before...27

you don't look a day over 21

Posted: **Thu Nov 26, 2009 1:17 pm**

ds wrote:
onemoreminute wrote:
ds wrote:
onemoreminute wrote:Yep, shall be there

Might be taking Mrs Minute, but as she is not feeling very well i will have to accomodate A.N Other

By the way, im 35
That sounds very painful, dont tell Mutley or he'll start to get ideas.

Hope mrs minute gets well soon
Cheers mate,

think Charlie!Charlie! is on the ponce for a ticket, see how i feel
Oh don't give him one, he's a wrong'un

I resemble that remark

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