The Gooner Forum

brazilianGOONER wrote:gingers are extremely rare in brazil (just like beautiful women in the UK and ireland ) so i find ginger girls to be very attractive. never had the chance to go out with one, though

and yeah, the ones i find most attractive are the ones with little freckles, ya know? more or less like this:



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There was a kid in my class in school - who was a ginge...he was also a grass *word censored* and would join in with the mischeif and bovver...only to grass us up. ....he had a face full of 'little freckles' so we nicknamed him Doctor Dot....and when we found out it wa him who had been grassing us up...(like the time we 'borrowed' a very large sp*ds flag from their training groiund and re-sprayed it with the word Shit.... aaaaaaah those were the days....

Anyway when we found out we held him down and joined all his freckles up with a marker pen...he looked like a spiders web....feckin' ginger grass...


Having said that I like ginger birds - well I like most types.......Christina Hendricks is a Redhead and she is Totally Shaggable...check her out for yourself....


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flash gunner wrote:

DB10GOONER wrote:Spotted another daywalker on the train this morning... I'm worried, their numbers are increasing despite our best efforts to breed them out of existance.

Did you use urine to keep him/her/it away? It does work

Yes, I assumed the "defensive position" as described in the sacred "Book of Ginger Resistance"; I stood in the middle of the corridor, cock in hand and unleashed a stream of scalding hot urine on said Daywalker.

She promptly "disappeared" in a hissing, screaming confusion of legs at the next station... the bloke sitting beside her that received a not inconsequential ammount of "spray back" was not impressed though...

DB10GOONER wrote:

flash gunner wrote:

DB10GOONER wrote:Spotted another daywalker on the train this morning... I'm worried, their numbers are increasing despite our best efforts to breed them out of existance.

Did you use urine to keep him/her/it away? It does work

Yes, I assumed the "defensive position" as described in the sacred "Book of Ginger Resistance"; I stood in the middle of the corridor, cock in hand and unleashed a stream of scalding hot urine on said Daywalker.

She promptly "disappeared" in a hissing, screaming confusion of legs at the next station... the bloke sitting beside her that received a not inconsequential ammount of "spray back" was not impressed though...

So DB10 reads a book called the Book of Ginger Resistance, or B.G.R. if you will. Nice bit of escapism for you is it mate?

Its Up 4 Grabs Now wrote:

DB10GOONER wrote:

flash gunner wrote:

DB10GOONER wrote:Spotted another daywalker on the train this morning... I'm worried, their numbers are increasing despite our best efforts to breed them out of existance.

Did you use urine to keep him/her/it away? It does work

Yes, I assumed the "defensive position" as described in the sacred "Book of Ginger Resistance"; I stood in the middle of the corridor, cock in hand and unleashed a stream of scalding hot urine on said Daywalker.

She promptly "disappeared" in a hissing, screaming confusion of legs at the next station... the bloke sitting beside her that received a not inconsequential ammount of "spray back" was not impressed though...

So DB10 reads a book called the Book of Ginger Resistance, or B.G.R. if you will. Nice bit of escapism for you is it mate?

And er... enjoy it while you can, Daywalker. Your time on this planet plugging up our public swimming pool drains with your day-glo pubes is nearing its end.

I Hate Hleb wrote:

Its Up 4 Grabs Now wrote:

I Hate Hleb wrote:

Its Up 4 Grabs Now wrote:By the way, I know why you’re calling me a ginge (in revenge for pointing out you look a bit like Janette Krankie) but what did I ever do to old Hlebby?

Nothing my old mucker. I was just shocked that you seemed less embarrassed pointing out that you piss yourself, than about being thought a ginger (which I know you're not, but still.......!!)

Hmmm… a) gingervitis or b) incontinence?

It’s a toughy, but I think I’ll have a B please Bob. Or should that be a P?

Imagine suffering from both and being ginger!! Life must be really hard for young SWL!!!

Huh? Whaaaat?

This has been said before... but I'll try once again.

I AM NOT A FUCKING GINGER!

Simples!

Curiously, there's no denying the accusations of having bad breath or that you have the tendency to piss yourself.

I Hate Hleb wrote:

Curiously, there's no denying the accusations of having bad breath or that you have the tendency to piss yourself.

Well thats not as bad as being ginger

True, but the smell is worse.

I Hate Hleb wrote:

Curiously, there's no denying the accusations of having bad breath or that you have the tendency to piss yourself.

Good toke this evening then mate?

As always.

I am ginger

I am Fred.






































And together we are 'Rogers and Astaire'!!!

SWLGooner wrote:

I Hate Hleb wrote:

Its Up 4 Grabs Now wrote:

I Hate Hleb wrote:

Its Up 4 Grabs Now wrote:By the way, I know why you’re calling me a ginge (in revenge for pointing out you look a bit like Janette Krankie) but what did I ever do to old Hlebby?

Nothing my old mucker. I was just shocked that you seemed less embarrassed pointing out that you piss yourself, than about being thought a ginger (which I know you're not, but still.......!!)

Hmmm… a) gingervitis or b) incontinence?

It’s a toughy, but I think I’ll have a B please Bob. Or should that be a P?

Imagine suffering from both and being ginger!! Life must be really hard for young SWL!!!

Huh? Whaaaat?

This has been said before... but I'll try once again.

I AM NOT A FUCKING GINGER!

Simples!

Ginger mutant.

SammyDroppedHisShorts wrote:I am ginger

DAYWALKER!!!




Hey, didn't you once tell me you were more "sandy" haired?