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northbankbren wrote:Just thought Id update you on my holiday. Met a lovely girl tonight, and a group of here mates from work, some of em quite tarty but this one was a bit shy, just my type, anyway just finished and kicked her out of the room. Felt bad though, she had a boyfriend she said was a gooner.....thought id give her one for the team though.....
shit random holiday post, whats the thread about
I hate people who push into queues!!! me, miss naughty and safcftm have been waiting over 24 hours in this fucking line and still not near the front door (ohhh matron) oh well it will be worth it when we get there :sodomite:
northbankbren wrote:Just thought Id update you on my holiday. Met a lovely girl tonight, and a group of here mates from work, some of em quite tarty but this one was a bit shy, just my type, anyway just finished and kicked her out of the room. Felt bad though, she had a boyfriend she said was a gooner.....thought id give her one for the team though.....
shit random holiday post, whats the thread about
I hate people who push into queues!!! me, miss naughty and safcftm have been waiting over 24 hours in this fucking line and still not near the front door (ohhh matron) oh well it will be worth it when we get there :sodomite:
She'll be red raw, a gaping wound, by the time yous get there.
northbankbren wrote:Just thought Id update you on my holiday. Met a lovely girl tonight, and a group of here mates from work, some of em quite tarty but this one was a bit shy, just my type, anyway just finished and kicked her out of the room. Felt bad though, she had a boyfriend she said was a gooner.....thought id give her one for the team though.....
shit random holiday post, whats the thread about
I hate people who push into queues!!! me, miss naughty and safcftm have been waiting over 24 hours in this fucking line and still not near the front door (ohhh matron) oh well it will be worth it when we get there :sodomite:
She'll be red raw, a gaping wound, by the time yous get there.
a hole is a hole as they say!!! Well more like a gaping hole is a gaping hole
Mr FINSBURY PARK GOONER wrote:No phone call today.....hmmmm.
Truth is i care more about selling/losing Cesc, Nasri and Gael. I just realised she didnt call. and here I am thinking how Arsenal are taking the F**king P***.
wow what am I doing.
If only if Arsenal was a sexy bird with 34DDs
Pics or she don't exist!
Come on mate, putting a picture of my bird who may oneday be my wife and have my kids is going a step to far.... and no she does not have 34DDs but i know i wish she did have a rack that big.
Mr FINSBURY PARK GOONER wrote:No phone call today.....hmmmm.
Truth is i care more about selling/losing Cesc, Nasri and Gael. I just realised she didnt call. and here I am thinking how Arsenal are taking the F**king P***.
wow what am I doing.
If only if Arsenal was a sexy bird with 34DDs
Pics or she don't exist!
Come on mate, putting a picture of my bird who may oneday be my wife and have my kids is going a step to far.
Who's gonna break the news to FPG I presume you havent been reading this thread mate
Mr FINSBURY PARK GOONER wrote:No phone call today.....hmmmm.
Truth is i care more about selling/losing Cesc, Nasri and Gael. I just realised she didnt call. and here I am thinking how Arsenal are taking the F**king P***.
wow what am I doing.
If only if Arsenal was a sexy bird with 34DDs
Pics or she don't exist!
Come on mate, putting a picture of my bird who may oneday be my wife and have my kids is going a step to far.
Who's gonna break the news to FPG I presume you havent been reading this thread mate
Mr FINSBURY PARK GOONER wrote:No phone call today.....hmmmm.
Truth is i care more about selling/losing Cesc, Nasri and Gael. I just realised she didnt call. and here I am thinking how Arsenal are taking the F**king P***.
wow what am I doing.
If only if Arsenal was a sexy bird with 34DDs
Pics or she don't exist!
Come on mate, putting a picture of my bird who may oneday be my wife and have my kids is going a step to far.... and no she does not have 34DDs but i know i wish she did have a rack that big.
..and what a nice way to to talk about the bird who may one day be your wife, and have your kids.
Pretty sure her perineum must have been well and truly eroded away by now, leaving her fanny & bumhole to merge into one colossal uber-hole with the suction of 100 Dysons.
On the plus side FPG, you can probably sell the vac & just have her squat and do the hoovering "au naturel." And with the immense warmth even the average vagina tends to generate you could maybe even sell the oven & just roast your Sunday chicken in there instead.
All her household chores made easier & you get to put the money saved towards your season ticket. Everyone's a winner!
Its Up 4 Grabs Now wrote:Pretty sure her perineum must have been well and truly eroded away by now, leaving her fanny & bumhole to merge into one colossal uber-hole with the suction of 100 Dysons.
On the plus side FPG, you can probably sell the vac & just have her squat and do the hoovering "au naturel." And with the immense warmth even the average vagina tends to generate you could maybe even sell the oven & just roast your Sunday chicken in there instead.
All her household chores made easier & you get to put the money saved towards your season ticket. Everyone's a winner!
That brings a whole new meaning to that well know ditty ''You do the shake 'n vac and put the freshness back''
:sodomite:
sorry m8, why wud she do anything? shes dating a gooner!!! 
