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arseofacrow and LDB are related to Sir Nose D'voidoffunk.

I like some Rock music, this is not an "either or", but for you all to dismiss The FUNK with such veracity makes me question your audacity.

And LDB, I would crush you in a rap battle.

How long until the Kardashians form a band? They seem to be into everything else in their 'self-publicity whore' lives.

I promise you, the day they form a band is the day that I will voluntarily shuffle off this mortal coil

In the meantime I still think any rap post 2000 is utter shite.

SPUDMASHER wrote:How long until the Kardashians form a band? They seem to be into everything else in their 'self-publicity whore' lives.

I promise you, the day they form a band is the day that I will voluntarily shuffle off this mortal coil

In the meantime I still think any rap post 2000 is utter shite.

I'd have to concur - the exception being some of Nas' works and Eminem.

Going to glastonbury in two weeks and a lot of people are very excited about Metallica headlining.

Personally it's not my cup of tea but I'll no doubt catch their set to see what all the fuss is about.

Any Metallica fans in the house?

arseofacrow wrote:

QuartzGooner wrote:

DB10GOONER wrote:

QuartzGooner wrote:DB10Gooner

The genres of Reggae and Funk have produced some of the greatest ever songs.

But Simply Red (Pop Soul and ballads) and Jamiroquoi (Pop Soul with a hint of BritFunk) are about as relevant as examples as is talking of YaYa Sanogo and great Arsenal strikers.

Don't play semantics here DJQuartzyJizz!

Further, the genres of Reggae and Funk have not produced any of the greatest ever songs. EVER. x

Clyde Stubblefield, James Brown, Fred Wesley, Eddie Hazel, Bootsy Collins, Larry Graham, Bobbi Humphrey, Donald Byrd, Maceo Parker, Andre Cymone, Bernie Worrell, Chuck Brown, Mack Carey and so many other musicians reduce your statement to exactly what it is, a personal taste belonging to none other than Sir Nose D'voidoffunk.

Listing a bunch of musicians. mmm...

I don't know what it is with DJQuartzy Jizz but he always seems desperate to present himself as an authority on everything. Especially dangerous things.

SPUDMASHER wrote:How long until the Kardashians form a band? They seem to be into everything else in their 'self-publicity whore' lives.

I promise you, the day they form a band is the day that I will voluntarily shuffle off this mortal coil

In the meantime I still think any rap post 2000 is utter shite.

So many bullets in the world, flying around, creating havoc, taking lives, and not fucking one of them has found a KardashianWhore yet? Seriously. What the fuck is up with that?

LDB wrote:

QuartzGooner wrote:

DB10GOONER wrote:

QuartzGooner wrote:DB10Gooner

The genres of Reggae and Funk have produced some of the greatest ever songs.

But Simply Red (Pop Soul and ballads) and Jamiroquoi (Pop Soul with a hint of BritFunk) are about as relevant as examples as is talking of YaYa Sanogo and great Arsenal strikers.

Don't play semantics here DJQuartzyJizz!

Further, the genres of Reggae and Funk have not produced any of the greatest ever songs. EVER. x

Clyde Stubblefield, James Brown, Fred Wesley, Eddie Hazel, Bootsy Collins, Larry Graham, Bobbi Humphrey, Donald Byrd, Maceo Parker, Andre Cymone, Bernie Worrell, Chuck Brown, Mack Carey and so many other musicians reduce your statement to exactly what it is, a personal taste belonging to none other than Sir Nose D'voidoffunk.

But would you consider any of them to be dangerous in a rap battle?

Zing!

Is "Zing" one of your Oompah-Loompah dialect words for
"I am so out of my depth (as happens with you in a paddling pool) with these genres that I called Simply Red 'Reggae', and consider a list of some of the greatest musicians who ever lived to be beneath me (and let's face it, very little could actually be beneath you by way of physical fact)?


I want to hear your guitar skills, I mean, if you are superior to Eddie Hazel then the whole Forum needs to know about that......

QuartzGooner wrote:Is "Zing" one of your Oompah-Loompah dialect words for
"I am so out of my depth (as happens with you in a paddling pool) with these genres that I called Simply Red 'Reggae', and consider a list of some of the greatest musicians who ever lived to be beneath me (and let's face it, very little could actually be beneath you by way of physical fact)?


I want to hear your guitar skills, I mean, if you are superior to Eddie Hazel then the whole Forum needs to know about that......

oops - think I touched a nerve there.

DB10GOONER wrote:

QuartzGooner wrote:Is "Zing" one of your Oompah-Loompah dialect words for
"I am so out of my depth (as happens with you in a paddling pool) with these genres that I called Simply Red 'Reggae', and consider a list of some of the greatest musicians who ever lived to be beneath me (and let's face it, very little could actually be beneath you by way of physical fact)?


I want to hear your guitar skills, I mean, if you are superior to Eddie Hazel then the whole Forum needs to know about that......

oops - think I touched a nerve there.

You've got the verve to touch my nerve give it a swerve you perv

arseofacrow wrote:

DB10GOONER wrote:

QuartzGooner wrote:Is "Zing" one of your Oompah-Loompah dialect words for
"I am so out of my depth (as happens with you in a paddling pool) with these genres that I called Simply Red 'Reggae', and consider a list of some of the greatest musicians who ever lived to be beneath me (and let's face it, very little could actually be beneath you by way of physical fact)?


I want to hear your guitar skills, I mean, if you are superior to Eddie Hazel then the whole Forum needs to know about that......

oops - think I touched a nerve there.

You've got the verve to touch my nerve give it a swerve you perv

Now THAT'S dangerous!!

Still waiting to hear your guitar playing DB10Gooner?

QuartzGooner wrote:Still waiting to hear your guitar playing DB10Gooner?

If I get a chance I might video something and post it on youtube.

DB10GOONER wrote:

QuartzGooner wrote:Still waiting to hear your guitar playing DB10Gooner?

If I get a chance I might video something and post it on youtube.

I suspect that if you ever posted a video online it would be more suitable for youporn than youtube.

I've got a feeling everyone's most hated music is going to appear on this thread soon.