The Gooner Forum

GranadaJoe wrote:

Brightonnxtround wrote:Concur DB me and wife out on the sherbets last Friday
And I woke up convinced I had nothing to eat before going to bed
After much moaning in the morning the wife pointed out the empty Chinese boxes
I still for the life of me can't remember eating it , fucking annoying

You let her go to bed before she'd tidied the kitchen!!??!!

She was as pissed as me mate

DB10GOONER wrote:

REB wrote:I’ve just installed strobe lights in the bedroom. It makes the wife look like she’s moving during sex.

Now that's proper funny!

You have the same problem as me DB only don't get fuck all
I grab a tit now and then when she's not looking and get an elbow in the groin for my troubles

Yaaaaa it's raining my garden needs this :

As a second thought,why don't we have 100 year mortgages and when we die sign them over to our sons and daughters

The head nun tells the two new nuns that they have to paint their room without getting any paint on their clothes. So the one nun says to the other, "Hey, let's take all our clothes off, fold them up, and lock the door." So they do this, and begin painting their room. Soon they hear a knock at the door. They ask, "Who is it?" "Blind man!" The nuns look at each other, then one nun says, "He's blind, he can't see. What could it hurt." They let him in. The blind man walks in and says, "Hey, nice t*ts. Where do you want me to hang the blinds?"

Brightonnxtround wrote:

DB10GOONER wrote:

REB wrote:I’ve just installed strobe lights in the bedroom. It makes the wife look like she’s moving during sex.

Now that's proper funny!

You have the same problem as me DB only don't get fuck all
I grab a tit now and then when she's not looking and get an elbow in the groin for my troubles

I think you might be mixing me up with someone else there buddy.

O ya sorry DB your actually getting some , must be hot under them lights though mate pheew

Brightonnxtround wrote:O ya sorry DB your actually getting some , must be hot under them lights though mate pheew

Hot and dirty, hot and dirty.

Lucky bastard

Morn all how are we

They say an Englishman laughs three times at a joke. The first time when everybody gets it, the second a week later when he thinks he gets it, the third time a month later when somebody explains it to him.

New season starts in 6 hours how exciting

O dear it's going to be a very long season
I even resorted to calling wengar a c*unt.

wengerout

Wenger , Kroenke x2, Gazidis, Keswick, Harris , Friar and 50% of the attendees at the stadium out!!