Let's All Laugh At Man Utd! (Merged thread)

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VAVAVOOM 14 wrote:
1989 wrote:
Dan_85 wrote:Whoever thought Fabianski's first win at Old Toilet would come while playing for Swansea? Good performance from that lot. Watch us go there and do our usual bottle job :roll:
Reckon we'll do them this time mate. Well overdue a win in that shithole.
We don't go to OT until our second last game of the season, hopefully by that time we're already champions rendering the fixture irrelevant.

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Wouldn't you like to win it there AGAIN ?? :barscarf: :barscarf:

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Id love to win it there again, unfortunately with le bumhole at the helm it won't happen.

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falkirk goon wrote:Id love to win it there again, unfortunately with le bumhole at the helm it won't happen.
we'll play 451 to keep men behind the ball - Giroud or Sanogoal up on his own. it will be VG's easiest home game of the season.

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clockender1 wrote:
falkirk goon wrote:Id love to win it there again, unfortunately with le bumhole at the helm it won't happen.
we'll play 451 to keep men behind the ball - Giroud or Sanogoal up on his own. it will be VG's easiest home game of the season.

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Bang on mate :cry: we'll get ragdolled up there as usual ditto for citeh and chavs away

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1989 wrote:
Dan_85 wrote:Whoever thought Fabianski's first win at Old Toilet would come while playing for Swansea? Good performance from that lot. Watch us go there and do our usual bottle job :roll:
Reckon we'll do them this time mate. Well overdue a win in that shithole.
Yeah and we will win the champions league under Wenger!

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Apparently highest net spent behind PSG over last 5 years :shock:

De Gea 18m

Smalling 10m Jones 16m Shaw 27m

Anderson 20m

Nani 22m Herrera 30m Fellaini 27m Mata 37m

Rooney 27m van Persie 24m

Does that look like over 250m worth of talent to you???? Just as well they have a few more £15m+ players to bring off the bench in Kagawa, Carrick, Young, Zaha and Valencia

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northbank123 wrote:Apparently highest net spent behind PSG over last 5 years :shock:

De Gea 18m

Smalling 10m Jones 16m Shaw 27m

Anderson 20m

Nani 22m Herrera 30m Fellaini 27m Mata 37m

Rooney 27m van Persie 24m

Does that look like over 250m worth of talent to you???? Just as well they have a few more £15m+ players to bring off the bench in Kagawa, Carrick, Young, Zaha and Valencia
Blimey somebody should check the invoices I am sure Rooney has been a manure player for a lot longer than that. :wink:

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so much for their 'easy' start. 1 point out of 6. next up away at Burnley.

united are the opposite side of the coin to us at the moment - excellent coach with pathetic useless squad, whereas we have an excellent squad with a pathetic useless coach.

i bet VG would take a swap to the emirates right now. I don't think he realized in June the full scope of the rebuilding job needed up there.it was very telling the 'needing a miracle' comment to win the league, he's lowering expectations already LOL.

its lovely to see, they are turning into an expensive spurs. :lol:

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clockender1 wrote:so much for their 'easy' start. 1 point out of 6. next up away at Burnley.
Can easily see them drawing that,too; Burnley were competitive with Chelsea up until a point, if they play resolutely against United they can get a result.

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clockender1 wrote:so much for their 'easy' start. 1 point out of 6. next up away at Burnley.

united are the opposite side of the coin to us at the moment - excellent coach with pathetic useless squad, whereas we have an excellent squad with a pathetic useless coach.

i bet VG would take a swap to the emirates right now. I don't think he realized in June the full scope of the rebuilding job needed up there.it was very telling the 'needing a miracle' comment to win the league, he's lowering expectations already LOL.

its lovely to see, they are turning into an expensive spurs. :lol:


That was david moyes fault or didnt you hear ? Apparently cos ferguscum left him a squad that had won a very shit league the year before, he should still have been able to win a league with shit players and experienced players who conspired against him and undermined him left, right and centre :roll:

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augie wrote:
clockender1 wrote:so much for their 'easy' start. 1 point out of 6. next up away at Burnley.

united are the opposite side of the coin to us at the moment - excellent coach with pathetic useless squad, whereas we have an excellent squad with a pathetic useless coach.

i bet VG would take a swap to the emirates right now. I don't think he realized in June the full scope of the rebuilding job needed up there.it was very telling the 'needing a miracle' comment to win the league, he's lowering expectations already LOL.

its lovely to see, they are turning into an expensive spurs. :lol:


That was david moyes fault or didnt you hear ? Apparently cos ferguscum left him a squad that had won a very shit league the year before, he should still have been able to win a league with shit players and experienced players who conspired against him and undermined him left, right and centre :roll:
They should have turned to Andre Vilas-Boas to turn it around.

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LDB wrote:
augie wrote:
clockender1 wrote:so much for their 'easy' start. 1 point out of 6. next up away at Burnley.

united are the opposite side of the coin to us at the moment - excellent coach with pathetic useless squad, whereas we have an excellent squad with a pathetic useless coach.

i bet VG would take a swap to the emirates right now. I don't think he realized in June the full scope of the rebuilding job needed up there.it was very telling the 'needing a miracle' comment to win the league, he's lowering expectations already LOL.

its lovely to see, they are turning into an expensive spurs. :lol:


That was david moyes fault or didnt you hear ? Apparently cos ferguscum left him a squad that had won a very shit league the year before, he should still have been able to win a league with shit players and experienced players who conspired against him and undermined him left, right and centre :roll:
They should have turned to Andre Vilas-Boas to turn it around.


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They were awful yesterday. To be honest their defensive players simply aren't good enough to play 3-5-2 even after the painful transitional period imo but they definitely can't justify the upheaval if they can't get Mata, van Persie and Rooney firing. Early doors but they just did not click at all.

There is a tremendous amount of pressure on the wing-backs in 3-5-2 because not only do they need to contribute defensively, but the team relies on them for attacking width. Valencia looks a shadow of the player he was, like Sagna he seems to be scared to take people on.

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I'm still laughing. Old Butthead looked fucking lost at the end. Hilarious! :barscarf: :lol:

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It get's even funnier...MeltfaceButthead is now doing a Wenger - They need a DMf and he is buying a winger...for the highest amount yet paid for a British transfer! :barscarf:

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