The Official (Lobotomy Clive) Xhakatard is FINALLY gone thread

[augie]

Rice isn't coming. We will end up getting fleeced by Southampton for the one season wonder City reject, and Clubfoot will stay and start overtaking more legends in terms of appearances

Trust the process

[SteveO 35]

Rice isn't coming. We will end up getting fleeced by Southampton for the one season wonder City reject, and Clubfoot will stay and start overtaking more legends in terms of appearances

Trust the process

Checked in once today to see the inevitable fuckfest of everyone signing players and us dithering as usual for a row of beans on our main targets. Back to the garden, bbq and beers

All that remains is for Xhaka to sign a new extended deal and be hailed as being "like a new signing" and the Wenger lite transformation is complete

[falkirk goon]

I think this bastart is staying I really do If/when he does it'll be a punch in the baws similar to when that auld French cock signed up after we won the cup in 17 The feeling when that arsehole left was bliss I floated on air for weeks If this arsepiece leaves I'll be buzzing like an auld fridge up here If he got fucked out the door and we signed not a single player it would imo be our best ever transfer window.

[DB10GOONER]

I think this bastart is staying I really do If/when he does it'll be a punch in the baws similar to when that auld French cock signed up after we won the cup in 17 The feeling when that arsehole left was bliss I floated on air for weeks If this arsepiece leaves I'll be buzzing like an auld fridge up here If he got fucked out the door and we signed not a single player it would imo be our best ever transfer window.

Amen, mate.

[Midz]

Has he gone yet?

[OneBardGooner]

No! No! No! Just fuckin' NO!

BBC:

Bayer Leverkusen might have to improve their offer to Arsenal if they are to complete the signing of Switzerland midfielder Granit Xhaka, 30


We need to haver a whip round peeps to ensure this cun.t fucks Off out of our club Asap!

[falkirk goon]

No! No! No! Just fuckin' NO!

BBC:

Bayer Leverkusen might have to improve their offer to Arsenal if they are to complete the signing of Switzerland midfielder Granit Xhaka, 30


We need to haver a whip round peeps to ensure this cun.t fucks Off out of our club Asap!

Oh ffs this fucking arsepiece will still be here come August

[wibble]

No! No! No! Just fuckin' NO!

BBC:

Bayer Leverkusen might have to improve their offer to Arsenal if they are to complete the signing of Switzerland midfielder Granit Xhaka, 30


We need to haver a whip round peeps to ensure this cun.t fucks Off out of our club Asap!

Oh ffs this fucking arsepiece will still be here come August

I don’t know, he’s been having a lot of trouble logging in lately.

Oh, you meant Xhaka

[OneBardGooner]

[BobbyPires7]

No! No! No! Just fuckin' NO!

BBC:

Bayer Leverkusen might have to improve their offer to Arsenal if they are to complete the signing of Switzerland midfielder Granit Xhaka, 30


We need to haver a whip round peeps to ensure this cun.t fucks Off out of our club Asap!

Oh ffs this fucking arsepiece will still be here come August

I had a word with Elon. His days are numbered without his Twitter access.

[the playing mantis]

Told you he wernt going.

Ffs

[IW8Goalmachine]

His Mrs is desperate to leave so it will happen

[mcdowell42]

No! No! No! Just fuckin' NO!

BBC:

Bayer Leverkusen might have to improve their offer to Arsenal if they are to complete the signing of Switzerland midfielder Granit Xhaka, 30


We need to haver a whip round peeps to ensure this cun.t fucks Off out of our club Asap!

Oh ffs this fucking arsepiece will still be here come August

I had a word with Elon. His days are numbered without his Twitter access.

[TeeCee]

The Athletic newspaper are reporting that Xhaka 'may not leave Arsenal' this summer!

Surely fucking not? He's said 'goodbye'.
If he stays the prick in charge will play him often and fuck us totally as he has done for years. Jesus fucking Christ Noooooooooooo

[BobbyPires7]

The Athletic newspaper are reporting that Xhaka 'may not leave Arsenal' this summer!

Surely fucking not? He's said 'goodbye'.
If he stays the prick in charge will play him often and fuck us totally as he has done for years. Jesus fucking Christ Noooooooooooo

Apparently Xhaka admires Rice but wants to mentor the new addition and so will sign a new contract then join the coaching staff.