The Official (Lobotomy Clive) Xhakatard is FINALLY gone thread

[IW8Goalmachine]

The Athletic newspaper are reporting that Xhaka 'may not leave Arsenal' this summer!

Surely fucking not? He's said 'goodbye'.
If he stays the prick in charge will play him often and fuck us totally as he has done for years. Jesus fucking Christ Noooooooooooo

Apparently Xhaka admires Rice but wants to mentor the new addition and so will sign a new contract then join the coaching staff.

I feel sick

[Retro Gunner]

I've been expecting this for a while now. It seemed tht the deal to move him on was done, but then silence. that's when I started to get nervous and thought he might be staying. The morons that were chanting for him to stay at the end of the season also helped pave the way.

Still desperately hoping he'll go, but I fear he'll be lining up alongside Rice. Mind you, were does Havertz then play?

Lots on here thinking that Captain Black is having a blinder this transfer window....let's see how that turns out.

[OneBardGooner]

The Athletic newspaper are reporting that Xhaka 'may not leave Arsenal' this summer!

Surely fucking not? He's said 'goodbye'.
If he stays the prick in charge will play him often and fuck us totally as he has done for years. Jesus fucking Christ Noooooooooooo

Apparently Xhaka admires Rice but wants to mentor the new addition and so will sign a new contract then join the coaching staff.

I feel sick

It was a mis-quote.... Apparently Clive said he 'Likes' Rice( as in the Foodstuff) and of course some WankyJourno put out the wrong info...

So it's Ookay! Ssshhhhh! Let's all be as quiet as Church Mice till the cun.t has fucked off.





Sssssssshhhhhhhh!

[Kingralph]

More reports today that he won’t go to Leverkeusen as he wants to play Champs League football.

Just when I thought I couldn’t hate the krunt anymore than I already do.

[Midz]

More reports today that he won’t go to Leverkeusen as he wants to play Champs League football.

Just when I thought I couldn’t hate the krunt anymore than I already do.

He's never played it yet so why now?

[Kingralph]

More reports today that he won’t go to Leverkeusen as he wants to play Champs League football.

Just when I thought I couldn’t hate the krunt anymore than I already do.

He's never played it yet so why now?

Because the egotistical wanker, probably thinks he can have a big positive impact on our campaign this year! Hopefully the biggest impact he will make is by leaving the club. LOL

[Kingralph]

More reports today that he won’t go to Leverkeusen as he wants to play Champs League football.

Just when I thought I couldn’t hate the krunt anymore than I already do.

He's never played it yet so why now?

Because the egotistical wanker, probably thinks he can have a big positive impact on our campaign this year! Hopefully the biggest impact he will make is by leaving the club. LOL

[mcdowell42]

|| Granit Xhaka’s move to Bayer Leverkusen is imminent and will be made official this week [Via - @RPOnline].

[OneBardGooner]

|| Granit Xhaka’s move to Bayer Leverkusen is imminent and will be made official this week [Via - @RPOnline].

or in other words... Thank Fuck For That!

[Kingralph]

The Leverkeusen manager is none other than Xabi Alonso, who we famously ‘nearly’ signed some years ago.

Thanks for the cash, Xabi. I’m sorry you’ve been lumbered with an absolute tosspot of a midfielder.

[falkirk goon]

I won't settle until this useless fuckin arsepiece leaves.

[OneBardGooner]

I won't settle until this useless fuckin Cuntof an Smellyarsepiece leaves.

Ditto.

[Retro Gunner]

I won't settle until this useless fuckin arsepiece leaves.

Yep.

You know how it is when you want something so badly, that you have that terrible, fearful feeling that it won't happen? That's exactly how I feel.

[OneBardGooner]

Keep the Faith Retro.. it WILL Happen... I know it is sweaty palms time... But should anything go awry with the Leverkusen deal, I have spoken with someone from El Cosa Nostra who owes me a favour and he said he will "Whack Him" if it is needed.

[Retro Gunner]

Keep the Faith Retro.. it WILL Happen... I know it is sweaty palms time... But should anything go awry with the Leverkusen deal, I have spoken with someone from El Cosa Nostra who owes me a favour and he said he will "Whack Him" if it is needed.

Thanks for arranging that OBG.

I assume that El Cosa Nostra is the Spanish branch of the Sicilian La Cosa Nostra?