ALL Transfer talk - merged thread

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Back in the good ol’ days there would be dildos flying all over the place, our Nat would be about to go on screen in her yellow dress with her massive fucking turnips bursting out and my trousers would be on their way south towards my ankles.

Nowadays it’s shite, not even gonna bother with it.

Douglas Luiz wants out, they’ll lose him for nothing next summer, no way Villa won’t sell.
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Can't believe Fulham have taken on Willian!!!

Some clubs well and truly deserve everything they get don't they?
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SteveO 35 wrote: ↑
Thu Sep 01, 2022 4:47 pm
 Can't believe Fulham have taken on Willian!!!

Some clubs well and truly deserve everything they get don't they?

Yeah...us. :lol:
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mcdowell42 wrote: ↑
Thu Sep 01, 2022 4:27 pm
 🚨TRANSFER NEWS: Cedric is staying at @Arsenal. Talk this morning of him leaving for Fulham has now been closed for this summer.

Portugese wants to stay with Gunners & compete with rest of squad.

Bellerin & AMN only departures for club on #DeadlineDay 🔴⚪️

#AFC #Transfers
Because he's on 6 figures and knows no one would pay him half that as hes shit! And there's something slightly off about how he looks bit plasticky maybe.
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DB10GOONER wrote: ↑
Thu Sep 01, 2022 1:18 pm
 Linda McCartney-Zoolander to Barcelona? :coffeespit:

Why? To design a new kit for them or something...? :lol:
No mate to show them where to plant the Trees. :D
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Apparently we have gone in for David Luiz. Not Douglas….

:speechless:
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Midz wrote: ↑
Thu Sep 01, 2022 1:22 pm
DB10GOONER wrote: ↑
Thu Sep 01, 2022 1:12 pm
 According to SlySports we have put a bid in for Luiz.....

Fingers crossed.
Make sure the lawyers have been to Spec Savers and we get Douglas not David! :D

:lol: :lol: :lol: Good One!
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There's a part of me that thinks we don't really try to sign some players but do it for show. I know transfers aren't always straightforward but considering we left it last minute to sign Luiz, wouldn't it be as easy as asking Villa what price they would accept and if they made it clear they aren't selling no matter what then you move on to another target. Instead we will fuck around until 11 Pm and claim we were in the market but Villa wouldn't play ball.
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BobbyPires7 wrote: ↑
Thu Sep 01, 2022 5:08 pm
 Apparently we have gone in for David Luiz. Not Douglas….

:speechless:
PLEASE!! NO Just Fuckin' NO!

:banghead: :banghead: :banghead:

You gotta be avin'a larf Bobby!??? :shock: :cry:
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:tumbleweed: :tumbleweed:
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I'm with Rodders,deadline day is shite now :cry:
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falkirk goon wrote: ↑
Thu Sep 01, 2022 5:56 pm
 I'm with Rodders,deadline day is shite now :cry:
Yeah. The two stupid cûnts with stupid names Dervish and Kaaarhhba or some such silly bollocks, are on SlySports masturbating their mobiles, getting the "behind the scenes" info from their "club contacts" and generally being a pair of spotty virgins. :roll: :oops: :lol:

Fuck.... they now have Melissa Reddy on. Dopey cliché spitting schreechy voiced fucking personality vacuum. Fuck off. I'm done. :censored:
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:cry:

Sigh! Those were the days / Nights...
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Still have Hayley and her bazookas
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Nat’s bangers in that white top :shock:

Well played One Bard, thems were the glory days :barscarf:
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