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flash gunner wrote:Both of you jealous that he's shafting an irish girl

He ain't. I have it on good authority that she gives him regular prostate checks.

With a twelve inch strap-on.

flash gunner wrote:Both of you jealous that he's shafting an irish girl

Also, I think you'll find that both of us have shafted our fair share of Oirish women.


And LOADS of your dirty British slags. LOADS of em.

LOADS of em.

DB10GOONER wrote:

flash gunner wrote:Both of you jealous that he's shafting an irish girl

He ain't. I have it on good authority that she gives him regular prostate checks.

With a twelve inch strap-on.

Which he "rents " from the Spudmeister...Besides it's the only way he can 'try' and reach the high notes.

Just found this little gem on You Tube:

The un-matchable Steely Dan. First saw them in 1974 in Bristol ( Hippodrome I think) on one of their very few outings in the UK

Anyway this is from way back in 1993 - But the whole band are So Tight - Just f'ing AWESOME! and Absolutely

OneBardGooner wrote:Just found this little gem on You Tube:
The un-matchable Steely Dan. First saw them in 1974 in Bristol ( Hippodrome I think) on one of their very few outings in the UK
Anyway this is from way back in 1993 - But the whole band are So Tight - Just f'ing AWESOME! and Absolutely

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The things that pass for knowledge I don't understand !

been doing the face book rounds ,name 10 bands of which you've actually seen 9 of ............spot the odd one out !

Heres mine
Gerry and the Pacemakers
Alice Cooper
The who
David Bowie
The Clash
Iggy Pop
The Smiths
Joy Division
Faithless
Black eyed peas

DB10GOONER wrote:LOADS of em.

How many step ladders did you need to reach all that gash ?

Herd wrote:been doing the face book rounds ,name 10 bands of which you've actually seen 9 of ............spot the odd one out !

Heres mine
Gerry and the Pacemakers
Alice Cooper
The who
David Bowie
The Clash
Iggy Pop
The Smiths
Joy Division
Faithless
Black eyed peas
Take That

I'd say Take That
or Black Eyed Peas

Herd wrote:been doing the face book rounds ,name 10 bands of which you've actually seen 9 of ............spot the odd one out !

Heres mine
Gerry and the Pacemakers
Alice Cooper
The who
David Bowie
The Clash
Iggy Pop
The Smiths
Joy Division
Faithless
Black eyed peas

Van Halen
Ozzy
Iron Maiden
Stiff Little Fingers
AC/DC
Taylor Swift
Black Sabbath
Dio
Nirvana
Pearl Jam

Im Guessing u never saw Nirvana !
You took your daughter to see taylor Swift

Herd wrote:Im Guessing u never saw Nirvana !
You took your daughter to see taylor Swift

You'd be wrong.

DB10GOONER wrote:

Herd wrote:Im Guessing u never saw Nirvana !
You took your daughter to see taylor Swift

You'd be wrong.

You didn't see Nirvana, but you and your rugby mates went to Taylor Swift without your daughter??

GranadaJoe wrote:

DB10GOONER wrote:

Herd wrote:Im Guessing u never saw Nirvana !
You took your daughter to see taylor Swift

You'd be wrong.

You didn't see Nirvana, but you and your rugby mates went to Taylor Swift without your daughter??

Firstly, put the lube away. Secondly take your hand off your cock. This type of rugby-influenced closet fantasy life you are living cannot be good for you psychologically or physically.

The Who
Genesis
Yes
Ted Nugent
The Pretenders,(1981)
Squeeze
Oasis,(1995)
The Verve
Joy Division
Bob Dylan