Let's All Laugh At Man Utd! (Merged thread)

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DB10GOONER wrote:
Derek Acorah wrote:RVP is due surgery on his knee apparently mate - the reason why we're desperate for a striker.

Plus Hernandez is off to Real, Welbeck to Spurs and Rooney is a bit shit these days.
Please be true! Please be true! Please be true! Please be true! :barscarf:
I hope so myself! Your very own Piers Morgan reckons he's off to Arsenal though!

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Derek Acorah wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:
Derek Acorah wrote:RVP is due surgery on his knee apparently mate - the reason why we're desperate for a striker.

Plus Hernandez is off to Real, Welbeck to Spurs and Rooney is a bit shit these days.
Please be true! Please be true! Please be true! Please be true! :barscarf:
I hope so myself! Your very own Piers Morgan reckons he's off to Arsenal though!
Piers and 1989 will be declaring him a genius if he has half a decent game !

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Derek Acorah wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:
Derek Acorah wrote:RVP is due surgery on his knee apparently mate - the reason why we're desperate for a striker.

Plus Hernandez is off to Real, Welbeck to Spurs and Rooney is a bit shit these days.
Please be true! Please be true! Please be true! Please be true! :barscarf:
I hope so myself! Your very own Piers Morgan reckons he's off to Arsenal though!
Derek. Can I call you Derek? I feel I must advise you that P**rs M****n is a cúnt and is in no way "one of us". The cúnt. :x

Thank you. 8)

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DB10GOONER wrote:
Derek Acorah wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:
Derek Acorah wrote:RVP is due surgery on his knee apparently mate - the reason why we're desperate for a striker.

Plus Hernandez is off to Real, Welbeck to Spurs and Rooney is a bit shit these days.
Please be true! Please be true! Please be true! Please be true! :barscarf:
I hope so myself! Your very own Piers Morgan reckons he's off to Arsenal though!
Derek. Can I call you Derek? I feel I must advise you that P**rs M****n is a cúnt and is in no way "one of us". The cúnt. :x

Thank you. 8)
On the contrary - he is one of us, and he posts on here regularly !

He wanted Fellaini this time last year too

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SteveO 35 wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:
Derek Acorah wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:
Derek Acorah wrote:RVP is due surgery on his knee apparently mate - the reason why we're desperate for a striker.

Plus Hernandez is off to Real, Welbeck to Spurs and Rooney is a bit shit these days.
Please be true! Please be true! Please be true! Please be true! :barscarf:
I hope so myself! Your very own Piers Morgan reckons he's off to Arsenal though!
Derek. Can I call you Derek? I feel I must advise you that P**rs M****n is a cúnt and is in no way "one of us". The cúnt. :x

Thank you. 8)
On the contrary - he is one of us, and he posts on here regularly !

He wanted Fellaini this time last year too
OK I'm going to bite. Who?

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Chippy wrote:OK I'm going to bite. Who?
Think of four numbers that may relate to a significant Arsenal achievement towards the end of the '80s.

It'll be up for grabs then......

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Jamie Casey

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Arsenal have come in to 13/8 to sign Danny Welbeck today, having been 7/1 this morning. #THFC still favourites though at 5/6 #MUFC #AFC

Arsene set to make all our dreams come true - thank god for those mega commercial deals

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officepest wrote:
Chippy wrote:OK I'm going to bite. Who?
Think of four numbers that may relate to a significant Arsenal achievement towards the end of the '80s.

It'll be up for grabs then......
Is the answer.... Ford Mondeo? :rubchin:

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If ManUre play something like this with RvP replacing either of the front two for injuries,rest they'll probably get fourth. Thankfully Van Gaal seems obsessed with his 3-5-2.

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officepest wrote:
Chippy wrote:OK I'm going to bite. Who?
Think of four numbers that may relate to a significant Arsenal achievement towards the end of the '80s.

It'll be up for grabs then......
:rubchin: :rubchin: :rubchin: :rubchin: :rubchin: Really?

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DB10GOONER wrote:
Derek Acorah wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:
Derek Acorah wrote:RVP is due surgery on his knee apparently mate - the reason why we're desperate for a striker.

Plus Hernandez is off to Real, Welbeck to Spurs and Rooney is a bit shit these days.
Please be true! Please be true! Please be true! Please be true! :barscarf:
I hope so myself! Your very own Piers Morgan reckons he's off to Arsenal though!
Derek. Can I call you Derek? I feel I must advise you that P**rs M****n is a cúnt and is in no way "one of us". The cúnt. :x

Thank you. 8)
Yes you can call me Derek :)

Regarding Van Gaal's 3-5-2 system, he has been persisting with it due to not having a right/left back to choose from as of yet, due to injuries. He's already said that the 4-3-3 is his favourite system. You might see:

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When every player is available.

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Derek Acorah wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:
Derek Acorah wrote:RVP is due surgery on his knee apparently mate - the reason why we're desperate for a striker.

Plus Hernandez is off to Real, Welbeck to Spurs and Rooney is a bit shit these days.
Please be true! Please be true! Please be true! Please be true! :barscarf:
I hope so myself! Your very own Piers Morgan reckons he's off to Arsenal though!
Lets all laugh at United??? If we end up with Danny fucking Welbeck, instead of Falcao i know who'll be laughing last.

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I know Sparksy! - He may look like a Bloated version of beavis - But the caaants buying the kind of players that are actually needed...unlike ZippycoatWenger :banghead:

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SPARKSY wrote:
Derek Acorah wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:
Derek Acorah wrote:RVP is due surgery on his knee apparently mate - the reason why we're desperate for a striker.

Plus Hernandez is off to Real, Welbeck to Spurs and Rooney is a bit shit these days.
Please be true! Please be true! Please be true! Please be true! :barscarf:
I hope so myself! Your very own Piers Morgan reckons he's off to Arsenal though!
Lets all laugh at United??? If we end up with Danny fucking Welbeck, instead of Falcao i know who'll be laughing last.
Apparently you are paying 6 million quid for a loan deal of him - that will pay our Falcao loan fee!

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Derek Acorah wrote:
SPARKSY wrote:
Derek Acorah wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:
Derek Acorah wrote:RVP is due surgery on his knee apparently mate - the reason why we're desperate for a striker.

Plus Hernandez is off to Real, Welbeck to Spurs and Rooney is a bit shit these days.
Please be true! Please be true! Please be true! Please be true! :barscarf:
I hope so myself! Your very own Piers Morgan reckons he's off to Arsenal though!
Lets all laugh at United??? If we end up with Danny fucking Welbeck, instead of Falcao i know who'll be laughing last.
Apparently you are paying 6 million quid for a loan deal of him - that will pay our Falcao loan fee!
Don't wanna burst your bubble but there is a problem with falcaos medical and the deal has been delayed, I hope you sign a crock to go with van twat :wink:

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