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flash gunner wrote:
frankbutcher wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:
flash gunner wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote: Looks like he/she is posting from Zurich or relayed through there. Haven't got access to my full secret scooby doo IP tracker in work. :wink:
SuisseMartin then :roll: :wink:
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Danny Fiszman lives in Switzerland :speechless: :speechless: :speechless: :speechless:
:shock: :shock: :shock:

USMartin and his buddys have been found out
USmartin = USmanov :shock:
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DB10GOONER wrote:
flash gunner wrote:Babu a USMartin alter ego? :? :wink:
Looks like he/she is posting from Zurich or relayed through there. Haven't got access to my full secret scooby doo IP tracker in work. :wink:
Not really an alter-ego, just an old friend of USM's. Have known him a loooooong time.

And certainly am posting from Zurich, from FIFA HQ. 8) ( not really ).
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flash gunner wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:
flash gunner wrote:Babu a USMartin alter ego? :? :wink:
Or we've now got fucking two of them!! :shock:

:lol: :wink:
If there really are two of them im off of here for a year or five :worried:
Have no fear flash gunner, I am off to South America for a few months, so won't be posting, and was just popping in here to tell USMartin not to take his quest soooo seriously.

( although I agree with him on most points ).
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flash gunner wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:
flash gunner wrote:Babu a USMartin alter ego? :? :wink:
Looks like he/she is posting from Zurich or relayed through there. Haven't got access to my full secret scooby doo IP tracker in work. :wink:
SuisseMartin then :roll: :wink:
I prefer CHMartin.

:)
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Babu wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:
flash gunner wrote:Babu a USMartin alter ego? :? :wink:
Looks like he/she is posting from Zurich or relayed through there. Haven't got access to my full secret scooby doo IP tracker in work. :wink:
Not really an alter-ego, just an old friend of USM's. Have known him a loooooong time.

And certainly am posting from Zurich, from FIFA HQ. 8) ( not really ).
I take it you have previous experience of USMartin's "distinctive" posting style? :wink:
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Can i suggest anyone who doesnt agree with USMartin take Alan Partridge' advice at 6 minutes...... Watch from 5 mins 30!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqdZOGEU1qw
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flash gunner wrote:
frankbutcher wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:
flash gunner wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote: Looks like he/she is posting from Zurich or relayed through there. Haven't got access to my full secret scooby doo IP tracker in work. :wink:
SuisseMartin then :roll: :wink:
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Danny Fiszman lives in Switzerland :speechless: :speechless: :speechless: :speechless:
:shock: :shock: :shock:

USMartin and his buddys have been found out
Bugger!

The game's up, USMartin. Run for the hills!

*ponders his new Osama-Gooner-type existence, living in a cave in the Alps*


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DB10GOONER wrote:
Babu wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:
flash gunner wrote:Babu a USMartin alter ego? :? :wink:
Looks like he/she is posting from Zurich or relayed through there. Haven't got access to my full secret scooby doo IP tracker in work. :wink:
Not really an alter-ego, just an old friend of USM's. Have known him a loooooong time.

And certainly am posting from Zurich, from FIFA HQ. 8) ( not really ).
I take it you have previous experience of USMartin's "distinctive" posting style? :wink:
What gave you that idea?

I guess the 'looooooong time' was a bit of a give-away.
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flash gunner wrote:Can i suggest anyone who doesnt agree with USMartin take Alan Partridge' advice at 6 minutes...... Watch from 5 mins 30!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqdZOGEU1qw
And the ones that do agree with him?

Errr, on second thoughts, don't answer that. I am easily offended! :oops:
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They are here to debate us into submission to the Board! :-P :evil:

We must fight this to the end....I must quote the words of Winston Churchill in this troubled time...

"Even though large chunks of Arsenal shares and many old and loyal supporters have fallen or may fall into the grip of the Board and all the odious apparatus of Board rule, we shall not flag or fail. We shall go on to the end. We shall fight in France :oops: , we shall fight on for Bertie Mee's notions, we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, we shall defend our Club, whatever the cost may be. We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the training ground, we shall fight in Highbury fields and in the 12 Pins, we shall fight in William Hills; we shall never surrender, and even if, which I do not for a moment believe, this Club or a large part of it were subjugated and starving, then our Empire beyond the seas, armed and guarded by the Eboue Fleet, would carry on the struggle, until, in God's good time, the new world, with all its power and might, steps forth to the rescue and the liberation of the old."

Come on you Arsenal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Babu wrote:
Have no fear flash gunner, I am off to South America for a few months, so won't be posting, and was just popping in here to tell USMartin not to take his quest soooo seriously.

( although I agree with him on most points ).
Surprisingly enough I haven't read all (O.K. any) of this thread but re: the first bit in bold, you're wasting your time, a lot have tried that already and the second part, I think if the posts weren't so long and repetitive most people would agree too.

EDIT: I should also have pointed out that there is no need for these rants, sorry posts, to appear in every bloody thread. But then all this has been said before to no avail :banghead:
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DB10GOONER wrote:USMartin, just out of interest, do you mind me asking what job you work at? Of course you don't have to answer, but I'm just trying to put together a picture with regard to your personality type.
I help operate a small maintenance company that my family has had for many years. I work mostly from home as I do the office management work, althouugh now I am considering seeking another job (don't say a word - I know the economy is shit now) but I would like something a bit more challenging honestly.
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USMartin wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:USMartin, just out of interest, do you mind me asking what job you work at? Of course you don't have to answer, but I'm just trying to put together a picture with regard to your personality type.
I help operate a small maintenance company that my family has had for many years. I work mostly from home as I do the office management work, althouugh now I am considering seeking another job (don't say a word - I know the economy is shit now) but I would like something a bit more challenging honestly.
Is Nasa looking for anyone?

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Babu wrote:
flash gunner wrote:Can i suggest anyone who doesnt agree with USMartin take Alan Partridge' advice at 6 minutes...... Watch from 5 mins 30!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqdZOGEU1qw
And the ones that do agree with him?

Errr, on second thoughts, don't answer that. I am easily offended! :oops:
Cant tell you mate dont want to make you cry :wink:
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flash gunner wrote:
Babu wrote:
flash gunner wrote:Can i suggest anyone who doesnt agree with USMartin take Alan Partridge' advice at 6 minutes...... Watch from 5 mins 30!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqdZOGEU1qw
And the ones that do agree with him?

Errr, on second thoughts, don't answer that. I am easily offended! :oops:
Cant tell you mate dont want to make you cry :wink:
Phew, thanks for that, as I am a very over-sensitive type. :wink:

I was just looking for my inhaler and couldn't find it! Got me all in a tizzy!
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