Chants Would Be A Fine Thing

Post by **T.S** » Wed Apr 16, 2008 8:56 am

These aren't all songs for Eddie, you know?! Plus, what about the song I pinched from the official forum?!

stearmaster · Post by **stearmaster** » Wed Apr 16, 2008 11:41 am

tonysaunders wrote:These aren't all songs for Eddie, you know?! Plus, what about the song I pinched from the official forum?!

i know but at the point i posted that song there was an eddie song theme going on

Post by **I Hate Hleb** » Fri Apr 18, 2008 3:22 pm

JUST IN CASE THE NEED ARISES, HERE IS AN ARSENAL VERSION OF THE LIVERPOOL FANS' PROTEST SONG AGAINST THE AMERICAN OWNERS:

YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT ARSENAL
YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT THE FANS
WE DON'T WANT THE CLUB
IN FAT JABBA'S HANDS

Gooner92 · Post by **Gooner92** » Sat Apr 19, 2008 5:31 am

I Hate Hleb how about this one

Usmanov wherever you may be,
you're trying to buy our club but you won't succeed,
we're not for sale and we mean just that,
you can't buy Us you Russian twat

nuttygoonerpaul · Post by **nuttygoonerpaul** » Wed Apr 23, 2008 4:52 pm

B' Jesus Said Paddyâ€¦ (Munro, Lammin)

When Paddy came over from Ireland
In praise of the AFC
We hadn't won an awful lot since 1953
Well he'd stand at the back of the Clock End
In the sun and the rain
Week after week for many a year
But never a trophy came
Second leg of The Fairs Cup Final
We'd already lost away
We needed to pull something out the bag
In order to save the day
Then Paddy remembered a ditty .
His father used to sing
And quickly jumped up on to his feet and started to sing it again.

So Paddy got up and he sung it again .
Over and over and over again
B' Jesus said Paddy I sang it so well
I think I'll get up and I'll sing it again.
So Paddy got up and he sung it againâ€¦â€¦.

Now The Gunners they all played like heroes
To the song that Paddy had sung
And Kelly and Radford and Sammels
Made sure that the Fairs Cup was won.

The next year things got even better
The Arsenal the best in the land
We marched up the Seven Sisters Road
And invaded every stand
We covered the whole of the High Road
And all the streets around
We knew that we would win the league
When we heard a familiar sound
Ray Kennedy's header was priceless
And as Paddy sang out aloud
The Gunners were once again Champions
And The Boys had done us proud

And Paddy got up and he sang it again
Over and over and over again
B' Jesus said Paddy I sang it so well
I think I'll get up and I'll sing it again.
So Paddy got up and he sung it again

Just a few days later that we found out
As we marched along Wembley Way
That Paddy just hadn't stopped singing
Since the match on the previous Monday
Now he sung for the full 90 minutes
And he sung right through extra time
And for all Paddy's trouble
The boys done The Double
So Paddy got up and he sang it again

Over and over and over again
B' Jesus said Paddy I sang it so well
I think I'll get up and I'll sing it again.
So Paddy got up and he sung it again

Now we've won the League up at Old Trafford
We've won it at Anfield too
When Paddy was singing on Merseyside
And we had to beat them by two
We'd already won it at Tottenham
When we lifted the pot at The Lane
We liked it so much
It was such a nice touch
To go back there and win it again
So The Arsenal went back there and won it again

Over and over and over again
B' Jesus said Paddy I sang it so well
I think I'll get up and I'll sing it again.
So Paddy got up and he sung it again

Now he's travelling all around Europe
Over land and sea (and Leicester)
He's been drunk in Madrid
He's been nicked in Kiev
And he got stoned at PSV
Now wherever The Arsenal may wander
Be it Munich or Paris or Rome
They all cock an ear
And they know that we're there
When they listen to Paddy's sweet tones

And Paddy got up and he sang it again
Over and over and over again
B' Jesus said Paddy I sang it so well
I think I'll get up and I'll sing it again.
So Paddy got up and he sung it again

gonnernico04 · Post by **gonnernico04** » Thu Apr 24, 2008 2:06 pm

nice i like this, i know the tune to the chorus, but what is the tune for the rest of the song.

Post by **I Hate Hleb** » Thu Apr 24, 2008 7:34 pm

He falls to the left
He falls to the ri - i - ight
That boy Ronaldo
Falls over all night.

Come with-in ten feet
He'll drop to the gra - a -ass
Ladyboy Ronaldo
Takes it up the arse

The way that he dives
Sure gets on our ti -i- i ts
Instead of Ronaldo
We call him Mark Spitzs

lincs123 · Post by **lincs123** » Thu Apr 24, 2008 9:19 pm

I Hate Hleb wrote:He falls to the left
He falls to the ri - i - ight
That boy Ronaldo
Falls over all night.

Come with-in ten feet
He'll drop to the gra - a -ass
Ladyboy Ronaldo
Takes it up the arse

The way that he dives
Sure gets on our ti -i- i ts
Instead of Ronaldo
We call him Mark Spitzs

haha. i like it. lets sing that next season against manure. there fans will hate it. good work

Its Up 4 Grabs Now · Post by **Its Up 4 Grabs Now** » Thu Apr 24, 2008 9:27 pm

To the tune of Favourite Things:

Bobby and Dennis and Rocky and Wrighty
Paddy, Thierry and Arsene almighty
Adams and Brady and Groves on the wing
These are a few of our Arsenal kings

And maybe a remix:

Wreh and Eboue and Vivas and Cygan
Stephanovs, Phil and The Beast built like He-Man
Reyes, Kiwomya and Franny up front
Iâ€™d take them all over Cashley Theâ€¦

Its Up 4 Grabs Now · Post by **Its Up 4 Grabs Now** » Sun May 04, 2008 7:02 pm

To the tune of Israelites by Desmond Dekker... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2m9uaTwQcU :

Forty-seven years, since they won the title
No wonder the c*nts are suicidal
Ohhhh Ohhhh-Oh-Oh
The **** are shite

Shit fans and a Cock for a club crest
Robbie Keane is the product of incest
Ohhhh Ohhhh-Oh-Oh
The **** are shite

Lyrics could probably do with a few changes but you get the picture.

worthing gooner · Post by **worthing gooner** » Mon May 05, 2008 8:16 am

"it's up for grabs now" great idea but to keep everyone on board what about changing it to the "Spuds are shite"

AFC
C'mon

Its Up 4 Grabs Now · Post by **Its Up 4 Grabs Now** » Mon May 05, 2008 10:55 am

Worthing

Yeah I wondered whether the Y-Word might not be the best choice but the whole reason for it was that "y**s are shite" rhymes with Israelite... changing it to Spuds just sort of renders the song semi-irrelevant somehow (in my opinion).

If it can/could still work as well with "Spuds" I'm all for it though... plus we could always change it for each opposition - ie "the Chavs/Mancs are shite" etc

Red Gunner · Post by **Red Gunner** » Mon May 05, 2008 12:12 pm

Its Up 4 Grabs Now wrote:Worthing

Yeah I wondered whether the Y-Word might not be the best choice but the whole reason for it was that "y**s are shite" rhymes with Israelite... changing it to Spuds just sort of renders the song semi-irrelevant somehow (in my opinion).

If it can/could still work as well with "Spuds" I'm all for it though... plus we could always change it for each opposition - ie "the Chavs/Mancs are shite" etc

I think Spuds wouldn't work as well. On the other hand though, Spurs would rhyme as well as "y***" do

Its Up 4 Grabs Now · Post by **Its Up 4 Grabs Now** » Mon May 05, 2008 12:52 pm

If "y**s are shite" is a no-go maybe we should just wait & hope Nacer Bazarite steps up to the plate and we can give him the song...
Ohhhh Ohhhh-Oh-Oh
Baz-a-rite

...although it would be saying something if we start coming up with songs for kids who might never even make the 1st team and still dont have any decent songs for Cesc, Kolo, Sagna, RVP etc

afc71 · Post by **afc71** » Mon May 05, 2008 7:13 pm

jesper arnsbjerg wrote:I prefer the
THEO THEO THEO
He is better than
Jermaine Defoe

just a bit of editing

THEO THEO THEO
HE'S BETTER THAN JERMAINE DEFOE
WE'LL NEVER FORGIVE
THAT HE PLAYED FOR THE ****
HE'S BETTER THAN JERMAINE DEFOE