MY GIRLFRIEND IS OFF ON HOLIDAY TODAY.

frankbutcher · Post by **frankbutcher** » Tue Jul 05, 2011 9:09 pm

Chippy wrote:Is she back yet?

Twitter Update Stelios@Easyjet:

Saw John Wayne at Gatwick Airport arrivals at 2pm this afternoon. Only one word to describe that piece of meat... "Easy!"

marcengels · Post by **marcengels** » Tue Jul 05, 2011 9:12 pm

Just thought that with this and the number of people starting threads asking about B&B's, we could have a special sticky

recommending hotels and things to do in the Finsbury Park area.

Post by **HashKads** » Tue Jul 05, 2011 9:24 pm

I licked her so hard I tasted the paella she had

frankbutcher · Post by **frankbutcher** » Tue Jul 05, 2011 9:25 pm

kingjayson1 wrote:I licked her so hard I tasted the paella she had

Meat or fish?

Post by **HashKads** » Tue Jul 05, 2011 9:26 pm

frankbutcher wrote:
kingjayson1 wrote:I licked her so hard I tasted the paella she had
Meat or fish?

Seafood, my fave

Post by **DB10GOONER** » Wed Jul 06, 2011 7:01 am

From her Twitter;

"Ooh, that Carlos... he didn't half fuck the shit out of me. I mean it. Actual shit came out."

marcengels · Post by **marcengels** » Wed Jul 06, 2011 7:16 am

Her Facebook status: Fucked

Post by **Chippy** » Wed Jul 06, 2011 7:34 am

Poor old FPG must really regret starting this thread. What was he thinking?

Post by **DB10GOONER** » Wed Jul 06, 2011 7:39 am

Chippy wrote:Poor old FPG must really regret starting this thread. What was he thinking?

He's a very generous bloke! This thread just keeps on giving. Bit like his bird really...

marcengels · Post by **marcengels** » Wed Jul 06, 2011 7:49 am

Chippy wrote:Poor old FPG must really regret starting this thread. What was he thinking?

I'd be surprised if at least one of those thoughts wasn't about his bird, and her friends. Together.

Post by **DB10GOONER** » Wed Jul 06, 2011 8:00 am

marcengels wrote:
Chippy wrote:Poor old FPG must really regret starting this thread. What was he thinking?
I'd be surprised if at least one of those thoughts wasn't about his bird, and her friends. Together.

But then ruined by the image of 5 Spanish waiters blowing their muck all over his bird's face, farting, and then sending her into the kitchen to make them some sandwiches.

marcengels · Post by **marcengels** » Wed Jul 06, 2011 8:06 am

DB10GOONER wrote:
marcengels wrote:
Chippy wrote:Poor old FPG must really regret starting this thread. What was he thinking?
I'd be surprised if at least one of those thoughts wasn't about his bird, and her friends. Together.

But then ruined by the image of 5 Spanish waiters blowing their muck all over his bird's face, farting, and then sending her into the kitchen to make them some sandwiches.

Your experiences with Spanish waiters haven't been good mate, have they?

Post by **DB10GOONER** » Wed Jul 06, 2011 10:45 am

marcengels wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:
marcengels wrote:
Chippy wrote:Poor old FPG must really regret starting this thread. What was he thinking?
I'd be surprised if at least one of those thoughts wasn't about his bird, and her friends. Together.

But then ruined by the image of 5 Spanish waiters blowing their muck all over his bird's face, farting, and then sending her into the kitchen to make them some sandwiches.

Your experiences with Spanish waiters haven't been good mate, have they?

I based it upon how we Oirish like to treat your Engerlish women.

Post by **flash gunner** » Wed Jul 06, 2011 1:45 pm

Her facebooks status read : Just bought a blow up rubber ring!!! (Not for the swimming pool but to sit on during journey home) OUCH!!!

Seems to be having a nice time

Post by **brazilianGOONER** » Wed Jul 06, 2011 1:49 pm

EXTRA! EXTRA!

just found a picture of FPG's wife in ibiza. the good news is that is alone sitting by the sea, no men near her.

check for yourselves: