Why I oughta...

It's like Bendtner slating Bergkamp so it is!!

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You mean you made bendys first touch look like that of Bergkamps
Well it seems that most of us are doing some sport at least, don't know if I would play too much footie in the summer as that is my cricket and golf time although a load of cricket has been cancelled and unlike football the games are never re-scheduled, you are just given your seasons average points tally. I gym it 4/5 times a week with some morning runs thrown in, our footie training is starting next week so will get some time with the ball.
At this rate we could give them a decent game, we will need one centre half with a bit of pace at least after last time out, although if our linesman had been watching 3 years back we might have avoided a few goals because some of the goals were offside by 10 yards or more

(maybe his view was obstructed by the tall artificial grass

).
Are we wearing our yellow jerseys that DB kindly had made up for us?
And forgive me if this has been posted but are we planning to play on artificial again or grass this time? If it is artificial I will need to get some mouldies.