The KLEENEX "I'm Not Watching!" Thread

[Sean]

I went out later than usual today for breakfast/shopping and almost didn't make it back for kick-off. Like a fucking idiot, I made it back home in time

[GoonerMuzz]

Family BBQ down in Bournemouth today, avoided any TV or radio and didn't even think about it all day

Imagine my shock when i put MotD on and we'd won, i swear AW's greatest ever transfer has been his soul to old nick and old nick's luck in return

[Leyton Gooner]

Had a lovely day at the cricket today (sorry all you Irish, and non-Irish, heathens out there).

[OneBardGooner]

Had a lovely day at the cricket today (sorry all you Irish, and non-Irish, heathens out there).

Why? Were you stumped for something to do?

[wilko49er]

Went for a walk around town, sat in a sunny beer garden, remembered we were playing asked wifey to check the score 1-3 15mins to go. Thought even we cant fuck that up

[OneBardGooner]

Went for a walk around town, sat in a sunny beer garden, remembered we were playing asked wifey to check the score 1-3 15mins to go. Thought even we cant fuck that up

Wow! You're very positive.

After the 4 - 4 debacle against the fat toon I'll never trust wenger.

[StuartL]

Was in charge of the barbeque at my girlfriends, who had relatives down from Merseyside.

I had enough sausage yesterday, so didn't feel the need to watch our load of furburgers and headless chickens.
I would steak my mortgage that I got the better deal.

[Herd]

Theres a few on here that like a sausage . Does bieng in charge mean you got to wear the apron ?

[DB10GOONER]

Was in charge of the barbeque at my girlfriends, who had relatives down from Merseyside.

I had enough sausage yesterday, so didn't feel the need to watch our load of furburgers and headless chickens.
I would steak my mortgage that I got the better deal.

I'd say you did...

[StuartL]

Theres a few on here that like a sausage . Does bieng in charge mean you got to wear the apron ?

Oh yes indeed and had total control of the implements

(under supervision obviously)

[DB10GOONER]

Theres a few on here that like a sausage . Does bieng in charge mean you got to wear the apron ?

Oh yes indeed and had total control of the implements

(under supervision obviously)

The future father in law, huh?

[OneBardGooner]

Family BBQ's are always 'Interesting' affairs....allllllll kinds o shyte can go down...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfwJdluRLM8

[Offside]

I still haven't seen any of the goals from the Watford match.

[SteveO 35]

I still haven't seen any of the goals from the Watford match.

Me neither - as soon as the plane landed my son switched on his phone and was delighted that we won 3-1. It was all I could do to stop myself sneaking off to the loo for a bit of me time, what with us having signed the no mark from Spain too

I must admit I'm taking to this non watching lark easier than I thought I ever could

[Sean]

It can be easy when you consider the last eight tedious and predictable years