Toon turdholes A Mon 16th May KO 8PM

[DB10GOONER]

Martinez-Lite getting schooled in tactics and strategy by Eddie fucking Howe.

[Gunner Rob]

We are doing a lot better than I thought we would - hanging in there nicely

[robbo10]

We can’t give corners away

[SteveO 35]

34 minutes of a young group of frightened rabbits making Newcastle look like Man City

Literally the only positive is that it is 0-0

[TeeCee]

ESR is like a spare dick at a wedding on the left, Martinelli gives 20 times more....

[rodders999]

Gabi dead right to dish out a bollocking there, not a single player ahead of him is trying to get on the ball and control this game.

They’re all absolutely petrified.

[SteveO 35]

Odegaard as weak as the beer at the Emirates

[Gunner Rob]

Ramsdale wakes up

[DB10GOONER]

Good save.

[rodders999]

ESR is like a spare dick at a wedding on the left, Martinelli gives 20 times more....

Awful again tonight as he has been for weeks now. No way he comes out second half.

[Perryashburtongroves]

As usual,it's never a foul on us.

[LeftfootlegendGooner]

34 minutes of a young group of frightened rabbits making Newcastle look like Man City

Literally the only positive is that it is 0-0

You say that, but after 34 minutes Newcastle had one shot and not on target, we had 6 but only one on target

[SteveO 35]

Fair play to Eddie Nketiah. Must have covered more distance than the rest put together

[SteveO 35]

34 minutes of a young group of frightened rabbits making Newcastle look like Man City

Literally the only positive is that it is 0-0

You say that, but after 34 minutes Newcastle had one shot and not on target, we had 6 but only one on target

Stats and all that but we are barely able to string 5 passes together mate

[DB10GOONER]

Cedric. Fuck me dead. Its over boys.