The Official (Lobotomy Clive) Xhakatard is FINALLY gone thread

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xgtdec wrote:
Thu Jul 04, 2024 1:27 pm
https://www.skysports.com/football/news ... orld-class

you heard it here first, had to leave Arsenal to become...wait for it..............................WORLD CLASS
:coffeespit:


I'm sorry but what the actual... uh oh hang on...

:coffeespit: :coffeespit:

Fuck me. Stats stats stats. All garbage. Just quote a number of passes, no reflection on quality or context and we get the old Denilson type lobotomy shit. :roll:

That retarded gerbil "reporter" dribbling this putrid fucking shit knows about as much about football as.... Wilson on here!! :lol: :wink:

Well, he is on the cusp of knowing that much.... :lol: :wink:

Lobotomy Clive World class. Ah, that will keep me chuckling for the day. :lol:

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xgtdec wrote:
Thu Jul 04, 2024 1:27 pm
https://www.skysports.com/football/news ... orld-class

you heard it here first, had to leave Arsenal to become...wait for it..............................WORLD CLASS
:shock: :shock: :shock:

What the World Class Uber UselessCUNTWhore we all knew him to be?


:banghead: :banghead: :banghead:

I mean .... ... There are no words for it....


except:


World Class Uber UselessCUNTWhore

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xgtdec wrote:
Thu Jul 04, 2024 1:27 pm
https://www.skysports.com/football/news ... orld-class

you heard it here first, had to leave Arsenal to become...wait for it..............................WORLD CLASS

You see, just as I constantly told you all on here, the boy was world class and our club was holding him back.

The misplaced/underhit/overhit passes, the failure to see midfield runners run past him (and then just stand and watch as we conceded a goal), the complete lack of positional sense, the inability to tackle but the absolute ability to give away free kicks (often in dangerous positions), his stats (yes stats!) for being the PL player who made the most mistakes leading to goals conceded, his blaming others for his mistakes….well, it was all the fault of the club and the ungrateful supporters.

You fools on here wouldn’t recognise quality if it poked you in the eye and please, let’s not forget what a wonderful pointer he was…and probably still is. I shall keep an eye out for his pointing on Saturday.

All hail King Granit…the man with his parents’ door keys.

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England might sneak a win but the Swiss will walk away with the most points!! 8)

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He's coming back on Saturday just to haunt DB10. :D :D

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The love-in this square-headed retarded waste of sperm gets on social media is insane. I shit ye not, I read, earlier this week, that 'fans' think he should be in the top 10 Ballon d'Or list. It's as if people cannot remember that he charges about the pitch with as much grace as a caveman at a dinner party. I've had the misfortune (and I seriously wonder if I took a dump on a Native American burial ground, in a former life, because why else would I be compelled to endure YEARS of Xhaka) to watch the prick ruin everything he touches, so none can ever can tell me that he is a 'good' footballer.

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I couldn’t help it lads

https://www.planetfootball.com/bundesl ... rd#new_tab

He’s now being described, I kid you not, as elite level.

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xgtdec wrote:
Sat Aug 24, 2024 9:36 pm
I couldn’t help it lads

https://www.planetfootball.com/bundesl ... rd#new_tab

He’s now being described, I kid you not, as elite level.
:coffeespit:

It shows how far football in general, but the German league in particular, have fallen... :oops: :oops: :lol:

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DB10GOONER wrote:
Sat Aug 24, 2024 10:11 pm
xgtdec wrote:
Sat Aug 24, 2024 9:36 pm
I couldn’t help it lads

https://www.planetfootball.com/bundesl ... rd#new_tab

He’s now being described, I kid you not, as elite level.
:coffeespit:

It shows how far football in general, but the German league in particular, have fallen... :oops: :oops: :lol:
:shock: :shock: :shock: Elite :oops: Holy fuck :oops: I seen the bulge live when we played them a couple of weeks back.He was exactly the same as hes always been..No awareness whatsoever..Worst player ive seen in our storied shirt bar none :oops: An absolute weapon he is..He got a Hampden roar from the crowd when he went off ffs..Me and my mrs and my 2lads didnt budge :lol: I've taught them well :barscarf:

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falkirk goon wrote:
Tue Aug 27, 2024 6:43 pm
DB10GOONER wrote:
Sat Aug 24, 2024 10:11 pm
xgtdec wrote:
Sat Aug 24, 2024 9:36 pm
I couldn’t help it lads

https://www.planetfootball.com/bundesl ... rd#new_tab

He’s now being described, I kid you not, as elite level.
:coffeespit:

It shows how far football in general, but the German league in particular, have fallen... :oops: :oops: :lol:
:shock: :shock: :shock: Elite :oops: Holy fuck :oops: I seen the bulge live when we played them a couple of weeks back.He was exactly the same as hes always been..No awareness whatsoever..Worst player ive seen in our storied shirt bar none :oops: An absolute weapon he is..He got a Hampden roar from the crowd when he went off ffs..Me and my mrs and my 2lads didnt budge :lol: I've taught them well :barscarf:
:lol:

Top notch upbringing those boys are getting. 8)

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DB10GOONER wrote:
Tue Aug 27, 2024 7:04 pm
falkirk goon wrote:
Tue Aug 27, 2024 6:43 pm
DB10GOONER wrote:
Sat Aug 24, 2024 10:11 pm
xgtdec wrote:
Sat Aug 24, 2024 9:36 pm
I couldn’t help it lads

https://www.planetfootball.com/bundesl ... rd#new_tab

He’s now being described, I kid you not, as elite level.
:coffeespit:

It shows how far football in general, but the German league in particular, have fallen... :oops: :oops: :lol:
:shock: :shock: :shock: Elite :oops: Holy fuck :oops: I seen the bulge live when we played them a couple of weeks back.He was exactly the same as hes always been..No awareness whatsoever..Worst player ive seen in our storied shirt bar none :oops: An absolute weapon he is..He got a Hampden roar from the crowd when he went off ffs..Me and my mrs and my 2lads didnt budge :lol: I've taught them well :barscarf:
:lol:

Top notch upbringing those boys are getting. 8)
8) My eldest told me this morning he was away for a Tottenham when he was going to the lavvy :lol: He told me number 2s are Tottenham and number 1s are the Chavs :lol:

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falkirk goon wrote:
Thu Aug 29, 2024 10:32 am
DB10GOONER wrote:
Tue Aug 27, 2024 7:04 pm
falkirk goon wrote:
Tue Aug 27, 2024 6:43 pm
DB10GOONER wrote:
Sat Aug 24, 2024 10:11 pm
xgtdec wrote:
Sat Aug 24, 2024 9:36 pm
I couldn’t help it lads

https://www.planetfootball.com/bundesl ... rd#new_tab

He’s now being described, I kid you not, as elite level.
:coffeespit:

It shows how far football in general, but the German league in particular, have fallen... :oops: :oops: :lol:
:shock: :shock: :shock: Elite :oops: Holy fuck :oops: I seen the bulge live when we played them a couple of weeks back.He was exactly the same as hes always been..No awareness whatsoever..Worst player ive seen in our storied shirt bar none :oops: An absolute weapon he is..He got a Hampden roar from the crowd when he went off ffs..Me and my mrs and my 2lads didnt budge :lol: I've taught them well :barscarf:
:lol:

Top notch upbringing those boys are getting. 8)
8) My eldest told me this morning he was away for a Tottenham when he was going to the lavvy :lol: He told me number 2s are Tottenham and number 1s are the Chavs :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Quality. :barscarf: 8)

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I loathed this cünt when he played for us. I’m glad his hair is falling out.

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/sport/footb ... t-34419496

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