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Unthinkable - 8/10 Very good film!!

OneBardGooner wrote:

g88ner wrote:I've recently started a 3 month trial with Lovefilm, and I saw this in their collection...

Cum to Live (18)

A man and a woman get stuck in an isolated house in the French Alps during a snowstorm, they want to have sex but they have no condom. Will they surrender and practice unsafe sex? Furthermore, they both have a troubled past, are liars, have guns and know how to use them.



What do you reckon? I think it has Oscar winning potential

Just chuck it up her fudge tunnel. ...Sorrrrttted

Ah yes, that's right, because you can't get AIDS from her Hershey...

Interestingly, the rest of us were thinking "shove it in her mouth", but you instantly thought of "up the Gary..."

My immediate thought was they don't want a pregnancy - silly me. <wrist slap>

btw; "Hershy"???!!! What the fuck does THAT mean....Hershey!!!!!?????

g88ner wrote:Unthinkable - 8/10 Very good film!!

Michael Sheen = Very Good Actor...that other bloke ain't bad either

OneBardGooner wrote: My immediate thought was they don't want a pregnancy - silly me. <wrist slap>

btw; "Hershy"???!!! What the fuck does THAT mean....Hershey!!!!!?????

An American chocolate, so it's an American version of "up her Bourneville"!

Hershey Highway = Bourneville Boulevard = Gary Glitter = Fudge Funnel - Gicker.

DB10GOONER wrote:

OneBardGooner wrote: My immediate thought was they don't want a pregnancy - silly me. <wrist slap>

btw; "Hershy"???!!! What the fuck does THAT mean....Hershey!!!!!?????

An American chocolate, so it's an American version of "up her Bourneville"!

Hershey Highway = Bourneville Boulevard = Gary Glitter = Fudge Funnel - Gicker.

Dirt box - Shit pipe - 'stotle -

bum chums.

Top Londoner wrote:bum chums.

Stop grooming OneBard!

Cheeky twonk I ain't grooming anyone!

Loved it, loved it, loved it, loved it!!!!!!!

g88ner wrote:Loved it, loved it, loved it, loved it!!!!!!!

I/m going to steer well clear of it then.

Feck I'd better re-book my Summer hol dates then!

g88ner wrote:Loved it, loved it, loved it, loved it!!!!!!!

I think g88ner just came out there!

Not sure just what he came out as though - a homosexual or a teenage girl?

DB10GOONER wrote:

g88ner wrote:Loved it, loved it, loved it, loved it!!!!!!!

I think g88ner just came out there!

Not sure just what he came out as though - a homosexual or a teenage girl?

A teenage lesbian ??

OneBardGooner wrote:

DB10GOONER wrote:

g88ner wrote:Loved it, loved it, loved it, loved it!!!!!!!

I think g88ner just came out there!

Not sure just what he came out as though - a homosexual or a teenage girl?

A teenage lesbian ??

Teenage lesbian vampire killer ? now there is a film.