Abou Diaby - Injuries Thread

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If he was pregnant, the baby would come out on a wheelchair.
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mcdowell42 wrote:If he was pregnant, the baby would come out on a wheelchair.
........ and would look like it's father..... Wenger!!! :roll: :roll:
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Abou the Rescuer is ready to rise from the treatment table and save our dying season
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SteveO 35 wrote:Abou the Rescuer is ready to rise from the treatment table and save our dying season
Arise Abou , Lazarus of the Grove and lead us pilgrims to the promised land !
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Herd wrote:
SteveO 35 wrote:Abou the Rescuer is ready to rise from the treatment table and save our dying season
Arise Abou , Lazarus of the Grove and lead us pilgrims to the promised land !
Arsene Wenger shortly before he parted the sea of mediocrity and led us to 4th:

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He's still with us!?!? :shock:
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heard at the weekend - "oscar pistorius has stronger legs than Diaby's, and his are in a pickle jar in Johannesberg".

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In Abou We Trust

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They do claim that 'God works in mysterious ways'. :wink: :lol: :lol: :wink:
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SteveO 35 wrote:In Abou We Trust

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he must of meant microsoft excel :wink:
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I Hate Hleb wrote:They do claim that 'God works in mysterious ways'. :wink: :lol: :lol: :wink:
Not that mysterious :shock: :o

Abou's going to live for a long time cos there's no way god wants to take care of him

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Is there any news of when we might actually see him in the first team actually playing ON the fecking Pitch!? :roll: :banghead:
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OneBardGooner wrote:Is there any news of when we might actually see him in the first team actually playing ON the fecking Pitch!? :roll: :banghead:
Come on, 70 odd minutes in the Southampton league cup game, don't get too greedy. Only 2 more appearances and his contract is as good as renewed, Clueless is going to turn him into the new Claude Makélélé.
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OneBardGooner wrote:Is there any news of when we might actually see him in the first team actually playing ON the fecking Pitch!? :roll: :banghead:
I'm thinking his next game will be a five minute appearance on the pitch at his testimonial, where he will sprain his entire body whilst blocking a vagina-soft pass, and have to be airlifted off the pitch in a helicopter that will then crash. He will of course survive the crash but with a "recurring, niggling" calf injury which will sideline him until his 2nd testimonial 10 years later.

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It's always amazed me that tight-wad Wenger wouldn't pay an extra £2 million to buy Xabi Alonso but he will waste countless millions on a pile of horse-shite like Diaby.

I hope when Wenger pops his clogs, he leaves his brain to medical science cos I'd love to know what goes on in there!
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