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skizz_b wrote:got around to watching this again on monday night

Iron Man 2



8/10

by far and away the best films of the avengers' individual franchises. going through them all individually again in preparation for Iron Man 3 in april.

Really??!!



Thought the first Iron Man was good - funny, original, great set pieces and sharp dialogue. But the second one was just unmitigated pure lazy film making shite. Clichéd beyond belief, boring, relentlessly unfunny and obvious. Just a really really shit movie and a very obvious and cynical cash-in on the success of the first. Even Robert Downey Jr irritated the shit out of me – his performance was strictly by the numbers, smug, and annoying. One of the worst fucking movies I’ve ever struggled to sit through. Terrible clichéd dialogue. Rubbish action scenes. Appallingly shit movie. So fucking bad I wanted to take my rifle, fly to Hollywood, and shoot the director, the producers, Robert Downey Jr, Mickey Rourke, Gwyneth Paltrow and Jennifer Aniston* in the fucking head execution style!




*I know Jennifer Aniston wasn’t in the fucking thing, but hey – while I'm there anyway, huh?

arseofacrow wrote:

Goonimp wrote:Silver Linings Playbook

The missus will love it. An Inspiring, sad, uplifting rom-com all at the same time. Bradley Cooper plays a great role as a man who is suffering mental health problems after finding his wife in the shower with another man. Oops! His father, Robert De Niro, actually plays a great part as his father. There's a shock - De Niro in a good film.

It is a bit long (just over two hours) and is a bit girly, I suppose. But as a bit of a poofhouse, I quite enjoyed it.

9/10

Not sure you've got the hang of ratings, mate!

Has this one made it in yet?



Qualiteee.

I think I have a weird man crush on Ryan Gosling

He's my favourite actor around at the moment; great acting, cool characters and brilliant films

g88ner wrote:I think I have a weird man crush on Ryan Gosling

He's my favourite actor around at the moment; great acting, cool characters and brilliant films

Wrong on so many levels.....man up (no not that sort of man up ).

LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:

g88ner wrote:I think I have a weird man crush on Ryan Gosling

He's my favourite actor around at the moment; great acting, cool characters and brilliant films

Wrong on so many levels.....man up (no not that sort of man up ).

Glad im not the only one who spotted this

g88ner wrote:I think I have a weird man crush on Ryan Gosling

He's my favourite actor around at the moment; great acting, cool characters and brilliant films

This number may be what you are really lookoing for:

0300 330 0630

And NO! before you all start!!! I did NOT know that number but being a caring Gooner - googled it and put it here for G88ner in his errrm hour of need

This is worth a look.
Comedian Bill Maher talking to people about how absurd religion can be.

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Damn, seems like I'm the only one who likes Ryan Gosling then?

Seriously, he's a top, top actor!

OneBardGooner wrote:This number may be what you are really lookoing for:

0300 330 0630

And NO! before you all start!!! I did NOT know that number but being a caring Gooner - googled it and put it here for G88ner in his errrm hour of need

Thanks for the phone number, Onebard - it was much appreciated I'm not usually into phone sex, but your mum has a way with words. Dirty bitch!

flash gunner wrote:

LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:

g88ner wrote:I think I have a weird man crush on Ryan Gosling

He's my favourite actor around at the moment; great acting, cool characters and brilliant films

Wrong on so many levels.....man up (no not that sort of man up ).

Glad im not the only one who spotted this

Lmao.....it's a set -up

DB10GOONER wrote:

skizz_b wrote:got around to watching this again on monday night

Iron Man 2



8/10

by far and away the best films of the avengers' individual franchises. going through them all individually again in preparation for Iron Man 3 in april.

Really??!!



Thought the first Iron Man was good - funny, original, great set pieces and sharp dialogue. But the second one was just unmitigated pure lazy film making shite. Clichéd beyond belief, boring, relentlessly unfunny and obvious. Just a really really shit movie and a very obvious and cynical cash-in on the success of the first. Even Robert Downey Jr irritated the shit out of me – his performance was strictly by the numbers, smug, and annoying. One of the worst fucking movies I’ve ever struggled to sit through. Terrible clichéd dialogue. Rubbish action scenes. Appallingly shit movie. So fucking bad I wanted to take my rifle, fly to Hollywood, and shoot the director, the producers, Robert Downey Jr, Mickey Rourke, Gwyneth Paltrow and Jennifer Aniston* in the fucking head execution style!




*I know Jennifer Aniston wasn’t in the fucking thing, but hey – while I'm there anyway, huh?

LOL well opinions are like arseholes, everyone's got one and everyone thinks everyone else's stinks!

Iron Man 3



8/10

pretty good, a few twists and turns with funny dialogue but a real point. real test of Tony Stark's character, although probably not as many fight scenes as I'd like. and Ben Kingsley is f***ing hillarous, you'll have to watch to find out why

Very slow... 6/10.



A corking film, watch it in 3D... 9.5/10

(Apologies for sending the thread out of whack!!)

g88ner wrote:Damn, seems like I'm the only one who likes Ryan Gosling then?

Seriously, he's a top, top actor!

OneBardGooner wrote:This number may be what you are really lookoing for:

0300 330 0630

And NO! before you all start!!! I did NOT know that number but being a caring Gooner - googled it and put it here for G88ner in his errrm hour of need

Thanks for the phone number, Onebard - it was much appreciated I'm not usually into phone sex, but your mum has a way with words. Dirty bitch!

gee thanks mate...

Well you must be into Necrophilia yer well dodgy crunt coz my dear , dear Mum passed away 12 years ago


ps: treading on very thin ice there mate!

skizz_b wrote:

DB10GOONER wrote:

skizz_b wrote:got around to watching this again on monday night

Iron Man 2



8/10

by far and away the best films of the avengers' individual franchises. going through them all individually again in preparation for Iron Man 3 in april.

Really??!!



Thought the first Iron Man was good - funny, original, great set pieces and sharp dialogue. But the second one was just unmitigated pure lazy film making shite. Clichéd beyond belief, boring, relentlessly unfunny and obvious. Just a really really shit movie and a very obvious and cynical cash-in on the success of the first. Even Robert Downey Jr irritated the shit out of me – his performance was strictly by the numbers, smug, and annoying. One of the worst fucking movies I’ve ever struggled to sit through. Terrible clichéd dialogue. Rubbish action scenes. Appallingly shit movie. So fucking bad I wanted to take my rifle, fly to Hollywood, and shoot the director, the producers, Robert Downey Jr, Mickey Rourke, Gwyneth Paltrow and Jennifer Aniston* in the fucking head execution style!




*I know Jennifer Aniston wasn’t in the fucking thing, but hey – while I'm there anyway, huh?

LOL well opinions are like arseholes, everyone's got one and everyone thinks everyone else's stinks!

Thata's exasctly whay Kj said about G88ners!