As we're unlikely to see terraces again at football, this is the virtual equivalent where you can chat to your hearts content about all football matters and, obviously, Arsenal in particular. This forum encourages all Gooners to visit and contribute so please keep it respectful, clean and topical.
TurnipMasher wrote:Things Bendtner would be better at than football:
Stun Gun Test Dummy
Fluffer
Sperm Bank Cleaner
Tapeworm Wrangler
Haemorrhoid ointment applier for a sumo
The guy who puts sawdust on vomit at Alton Towers
I'm sure there's more.
Jobs Nicklas Bendtner would never do:
Test driver
Dietician
Anything for less than 50k per week
Modesty coach
All jokes aside having either Bendtner or Park on the books would be a complete disgrace but both of them featuring in one game against a Chelsea side whose equivalents are Eto'o and Ba sums us up and why we'll fall short yet again.
I imagine I speak for everybody when I think I say it would be worth the global nuclear threat if North Korea were to go berserk if it meant that Park was called up to the South Korean military and I never had to see him in our shirt again.
On the plus side they made the Japanese Carlos Vela look marginally less shit than he actually is.
northbank123 wrote:All jokes aside having either Bendtner or Park on the books would be a complete disgrace but both of them featuring in one game against a Chelsea side whose equivalents are Eto'o and Ba sums us up and why we'll fall short yet again.
I imagine I speak for everybody when I think I say it would be worth the global nuclear threat if North Korea were to go berserk if it meant that Park was called up to the South Korean military and I never had to see him in our shirt again.
On the plus side they made the Japanese Carlos Vela look marginally less shit than he actually is.
Carlos Vela has made a decent career for himself out in Spain. Miyaichi's future is in the championship or back in the Japanese league at best.
northbank123 wrote:All jokes aside having either Bendtner or Park on the books would be a complete disgrace but both of them featuring in one game against a Chelsea side whose equivalents are Eto'o and Ba sums us up and why we'll fall short yet again.
I imagine I speak for everybody when I think I say it would be worth the global nuclear threat if North Korea were to go berserk if it meant that Park was called up to the South Korean military and I never had to see him in our shirt again.
On the plus side they made the Japanese Carlos Vela look marginally less shit than he actually is.
Carlos Vela has made a decent career for himself out in Spain. Miyaichi's future is in the championship or back in the Japanese league at best.
Vela can do what he likes out there but for us he was all fart and no shit and a complete waste of investing our time and money and that is the Carlos Vela that will forever stick in my mind.
Back on thread - this useless tit was hawked around every minor league in Europe and offered up to the likes of Hull, Palace and Eintracht and is representing us in a cup we can win against Chelsea
The only progress he should make is to Heathrow and a plane to anywhere...it was spelled out in massive letters on the pitch tonight..this guy isn't a footballer and he doesn't give a damn about that. But of all the bad players we have had over the last few seasons and there were many ..only one man has picked them and paid them.
The Fat Drunk was appalling last night. No idea where to run. No idea when to run. Offered zero threat in the air. First touch of a blind rapist. And now fat and lazy too! What a geebag.
mcdowell42 wrote:For the love of fuck can 1 of the mods take the word progress out of the thread title and add the most useless *word censored* ever as a replacement.
DB10GOONER wrote:The Fat Drunk was appalling last night. No idea where to run.no idea how to run No idea when to run. Offered zero threat in the air. First touch of a blind rapist. And now fat and lazy too! What a geebag.
DB10GOONER wrote:The Fat Drunk was appalling last night. No idea where to run.no idea how to run No idea when to run. Offered zero threat in the air. First touch of a blind rapist. And now fat and lazy too! What a geebag.
