Let's All Laugh At Man Utd! (Merged thread)

[mojokickin]

Bring on fat Sam on the weekend

You got to admit though they are absolutely hilarious to watch. If west Ham go one up the crowd, the players, LVG, Rooney .. its gonna be epic!!!

[Dan_85]

At least they've got their tough start out of the way. You won't get a tougher start than Swansea, Burnley, Sunderland, QPR, Leicester. All easy games for them from here on in for them. Oh, wait...

[OneBardGooner]

Wayne Rooney: Captain of club and country.

It gets funnier each time you hear it.

I really don't think we should be mocking the afflicted, okay so he's a fecking retard who is only just learning to read and write AND Speak - ermmmmmmmm ermmmmmmmmmmmm errrmmmmmmmmmm mumble mumble mumble errmmmmmmm - Interestingly wooney doesn't seem to have a problem expressing his anger and fwustwation to the officials...

Having heard the scoreline at 1 - 3 on 5live - I thought aww f*ck and turned off - Only to be gobsmacked when the news said 5 - 3... I did a dance of joy and laughed mfao !

[OneBardGooner]

Still wished we had signed Di Maria though he IS quality.

[RespectTheUmlaut]

Di Maria is a quality player.. he looks way too good for them. Falcao is obviously a top player, but they're too disorganised from the midfield backwards to pull up any trees this year in the league or the cup they're still in.

Best case scenario would be my 500/1 bet on the pricks getting relegated comes through so I can holiday in Brazil and visit the Playa del Wenger next Summer!

[clockender1]

At least they've got their tough start out of the way. You won't get a tougher start than Swansea, Burnley, Sunderland, QPR, Leicester. All easy games for them from here on in for them. Oh, wait...

yeah, remember the crowing about their 'easy' start - LMFAO - villa, southampton, Everton etc should murder them.

the great thing is that by the time the transfer window opens and they can try and get two decent CB's and a DM, it will probably be too late

[StuartL]

At least they've got their tough start out of the way. You won't get a tougher start than Swansea, Burnley, Sunderland, QPR, Leicester. All easy games for them from here on in for them. Oh, wait...

yeah, remember the crowing about their 'easy' start - LMFAO - villa, southampton, Everton etc should murder them.

the great thing is that by the time the transfer window opens and they can try and get two decent CB's and a DM, it will probably be too late

Particularly when we still have purchases to make in those departments, so we will naturally get first selection being The Arsenal

[VAVAVOOM 14]

At least they've got their tough start out of the way. You won't get a tougher start than Swansea, Burnley, Sunderland, QPR, Leicester. All easy games for them from here on in for them. Oh, wait...

yeah, remember the crowing about their 'easy' start - LMFAO - villa, southampton, Everton etc should murder them.

the great thing is that by the time the transfer window opens and they can try and get two decent CB's and a DM, it will probably be too late

Yep. I heard a lot of talk about how they'd be clear at the top of the league given their favourable start...Worked out well, eh?

[clockender1]

2014 united - P6 W1 D2 L3......

even if fat sam gets just a draw, it puts another nail in their season.

they are going to have to have 3 or 4 wins out of the next 5, just to keep in touch with the top 4 - with games against Everton, Palace, Chavs, west brom and City coming up, i just don't see it happening. more like 1 win and 2 draws.

they are literally the spurs of Manchester now

[DB10GOONER]

2014 united - P6 W1 D2 L3......

even if fat sam gets just a draw, it puts another nail in their season.

they are going to have to have 3 or 4 wins out of the next 5, just to keep in touch with the top 4 - with games against Everton, Palace, Chavs, west brom and City coming up, i just don't see it happening. more like 1 win and 2 draws.

they are literally the spurs of Manchester now

But fucking hell, steady on - that's like calling someone a peado, mate!

[Bradywasking]

But this cannot be true , surely after their 4-0 win against top class opposition QPR United were proving that they were back to their very best. Did Leinster Rugby team start their season yet ?. With Man ure the Bin Dippers doing so badly allied to the failure of the Dublin GAA team to reach the All Ireland Final and Celtic's start to the season there is a crying need for a bandwagon in Dublin.

[DB10GOONER]

But this cannot be true , surely after their 4-0 win against top class opposition QPR United were proving that they were back to their very best. Did Leinster Rugby team start their season yet ?. With Man ure the Bin Dippers doing so badly allied to the failure of the Dublin GAA team to reach the All Ireland Final and Celtic's start to the season there is a crying need for a bandwagon in Dublin.

Oh some fucking idiot will find one, don't worry!

I had noticed "Steo" and his mate "Deco" have been covering up their Celtic tattoos and not wearing their Manure jerseys with their Dublin GAA tracky tops lately, and I was wondering what the fuck was going on....

I have also noticed a steep rise in the number of Leinster rugby tops around town alright, but I just assumed there was a Gay Pride conference or something going on in the city...

[Bradywasking]

But this cannot be true , surely after their 4-0 win against top class opposition QPR United were proving that they were back to their very best. Did Leinster Rugby team start their season yet ?. With Man ure the Bin Dippers doing so badly allied to the failure of the Dublin GAA team to reach the All Ireland Final and Celtic's start to the season there is a crying need for a bandwagon in Dublin.

Oh some fucking idiot will find one, don't worry!

I had noticed "Steo" and his mate "Deco" have been covering up their Celtic tattoos and not wearing their Manure jerseys with their Dublin GAA tracky tops lately, and I was wondering what the fuck was going on....

I have also noticed a steep rise in the number of Leinster rugby tops around town alright, but I just assumed there was a Gay Pride conference or something going on in the city...

[LeftfootlegendGooner]

Loving this at the moment and tbf my son and I were in hysterics watching the game, what a brilliant weekend

Bit disappointed though that the Manu fans I know (a few of them season ticket holders) no longer want to discuss football or indeed defend their team when they've been giving me stick for an age and at least I would try and excuse our lack of success in recent years,.....übercunts are not letting me have fun

[DB10GOONER]

Loving this at the moment and tbf my son and I were in hysterics watching the game, what a brilliant weekend

Bit disappointed though that the Manu fans I know (a few of them season ticket holders) no longer want to discuss football or indeed defend their team when they've been giving me stick for an age and at least I would try and excuse our lack of success in recent years,.....übercunts are not letting me have fun

As you know, mate - that's why they are called "plastics", that's why everyone hates them. There is nothing worse than the big mouthed Monday morning warrior Manure "fan" that invests no time or money or effort in supporting a team through thick and thin over decades but comes into work on a Monday morning parping and yapping out of them like a retarded puppy, and then promptly disappears when Manure turn to shit. I saw it with the Mouser "fans" in Dublin and now with the plastic manc filth.