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Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

Posted: Sat Feb 20, 2016 11:32 am
by OneBardGooner
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:Fuck me I'm out of practice here, sorry for that lot, will try harder :cry:
hmmm.... :rubchin: I don't get this one.... :|



:D :D :wink:
:lol:

Was a bit rusty, thought I was going to be slated there :lol:
Thats what happens when you change your name

















to roof. :wink:

Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

Posted: Sat Feb 20, 2016 10:35 pm
by LeftfootlegendGooner
OneBardGooner wrote:
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:Little Johnny asks his dad for a telly in his room. He reluctantly agrees.
Next day Johnny comes downstairs and asks
'Dad what is love juice?'
Dad looks horrified and tells Johnny all about sex.
Johnny sits there with mouth open in amazement.
Dad says 'so what were you watching?'
Johnny replies 'Tennis'.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

You still Da Man LFG :bowing21: :proudtosay:
Cheers Mr Bard :barscarf:

Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

Posted: Sat Feb 20, 2016 11:35 pm
by northbank123
MORE JOKES :barscarf:

Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

Posted: Sun Feb 21, 2016 9:21 am
by LeftfootlegendGooner
northbank123 wrote:MORE JOKES :barscarf:
Glad to see at least 3 people read them however poor they are :lol: :barscarf:

Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

Posted: Sun Feb 21, 2016 10:58 am
by OneBardGooner
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:
northbank123 wrote:MORE JOKES :barscarf:
Glad to see at least 3 people read them however poor they are :lol: :barscarf:
You "KNOW" that ain't true.

Monday mornings in work are not possible unless I log on and read them.... :barscarf: :barscarf: :barscarf:

Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

Posted: Sun Feb 21, 2016 11:00 am
by OneBardGooner
Let's put it this way...

If "IF" you don't continue with the Jokes - Then I will have to step in and tell my 'jokes' !!

Ohhh! Yes, now you wouldn't want to inflict that on anyone would you!?

well no one except McTwitter. :mrgreen:

Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

Posted: Sun Feb 21, 2016 1:45 pm
by mcdowell42
You really shouldn't be on this thread ,this is for posters who are actually funny,which rules you out on so many levels,why don't you start a thread about how many emoticons can be used in any one post . :roll:

Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

Posted: Sun Feb 21, 2016 4:52 pm
by OneBardGooner
Oooooh! diddums - Looks like you left something behind mcTwitter

Image


:lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

Posted: Sun Feb 21, 2016 5:41 pm
by mcdowell42
Oh dear,without pics and emoticons you don't have alot.

Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

Posted: Sun Feb 21, 2016 8:43 pm
by Henry Norris 1913
lefty give us a joke- lefty lefty gives us a joke



:barscarf:

Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

Posted: Mon Feb 22, 2016 9:55 am
by LeftfootlegendGooner
Henry Norris 1913 wrote:lefty give us a joke- lefty lefty gives us a joke



:barscarf:
I shall try and put some on later Henry, the good, the bad and the ugly ones :lol:

Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

Posted: Mon Feb 22, 2016 11:37 am
by arseofacrow
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:
Henry Norris 1913 wrote:lefty give us a joke- lefty lefty gives us a joke



:barscarf:
I shall try and put some on later Henry, the good, the bad and the ugly ones :lol:
You mean the g88ner, the Ike and the DB10?

:shock: :barscarf:

Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

Posted: Mon Feb 22, 2016 12:07 pm
by DB10GOONER
arseofacrow wrote:
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:
Henry Norris 1913 wrote:lefty give us a joke- lefty lefty gives us a joke



:barscarf:
I shall try and put some on later Henry, the good, the bad and the ugly ones :lol:
You mean the g88ner, the Ike and the DB10?

:shock: :barscarf:
My balls. Suck them. :lol:

Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

Posted: Mon Feb 22, 2016 7:54 pm
by OneBardGooner
mcdowell42 wrote:Oh dear,without pics and emoticons you don't have alot.

It isn't 'alot' it is 'A Lot.'

Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

Posted: Mon Feb 22, 2016 7:58 pm
by g88ner
arseofacrow wrote:
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:
Henry Norris 1913 wrote:lefty give us a joke- lefty lefty gives us a joke



:barscarf:
I shall try and put some on later Henry, the good, the bad and the ugly ones :lol:
You mean the g88ner, the Ike and the DB10?

:shock: :barscarf:
Given the choices, I'll take "the good" all day long :barscarf: :lol: