Abou Diaby - Injuries Thread

[officepest]

He will give Diaby a new deal. He will also see fit to offer him a pay rise too.

Because of inflation and stuff; need to kick-start the economy by giving him more disposable income. Wenger has a degree in economics doesn't he?

[QuartzGooner]

New contract talk just Wenger trying to boost Diaby's morale.

[northbank123]

New contract talk just Wenger trying to boost Diaby's morale.

Diaby out for eight weeks with strained morale.

[officepest]

New contract talk just Wenger trying to boost Diaby's morale.

Diaby out for eight weeks with strained morale.

Drops contract on foot, contracts Septicaemia and is out until 2020.

[foxinthebox2001]

When I heard this story that would Diaby get a new contract if he proves his fitness words can not relate how angry I was about it.
Heres the thing, we hear through 'the grapevine' that Khadira's wage demands are on obstacle are signing him. Well just put the £50k p/w that would be spent on Diaby, who will no doubt contribute another 2 or 3 games over the next 2 years into Khadira's contract. That may make it more manageable.

[gra001]

Another 50k a week wasted on fucking dead wood!!!

[Perryashburtongroves]

When I heard this story that would Diaby get a new contract if he proves his fitness words can not relate how angry I was about it.
Heres the thing, we hear through 'the grapevine' that Khadira's wage demands are on obstacle are signing him. Well just put the £50k p/w that would be spent on Diaby, who will no doubt contribute another 2 or 3 games over the next 2 years into Khadira's contract. That may make it more manageable.

Absolutely right. Any other decent club would have paid up his contract years ago and told him to fuck off. Not at Wanker's Arsenal playschool.

[bergkamp10]

In Footbal365 mails page was quite funny mail about Abooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu...

Abou Diary
7am - Woke up and jumped out of bed in excitement at the day ahead. Unfortunately I landed awkwardly on my left ankle which has broken in three places

8.30am - After patching up my ankle I hobble downstairs for breakfast and sit down at the table. Mrs Diaby walks in and makes me jump and fall off my chair landing badly on my elbow.

8.32am - Mrs Diaby binds my elbow with bandages but when doing so slips with the scissors and inadvertently stabs me in the arm, severing an artery, which she then fixes with a plaster after the loss of multiple pints of blood.

10.02am - After coming off the phone to my agent I get in the car to head off to London Colney to meet M. Wenger. I manage to avoid my fingers jamming in the car door but in doing so knock myself out for three and a half minutes when the door hit my head. Oddly I wake up thinking I'm Patrick Vieira. This passes.

10.30am - I arrive at London Colney and walk towards my team mates smiling and waving. Alas I didn't see a deep puddle which turns my other ankle providing me with a sprain.

10.35am - Late for my meeting with M. Wenger he tells me he feels I'm little bit important to the team and he wants me to sign a new contract as I'm doing so well and I really could be the new Patrick Vieira (perhaps this was an earlier premonition). I duly sign the contract extension. This made me feel good.

2.30pm - Half way through the training session I am tackled by my good friend Mathieu Flamini (funny guy). Great jokes but unfortunately he made contact between my knee and my ankle causing a compound fracture. I've been told I have 6 months to return. Luckily M. Wenger has faith in me so I head home to Mrs Diaby to tell her the news.
JazGooner

Classic..

[OneBardGooner]

Apprently Diaby has been waiting his chance to play again, but they have yet to figure out how to release the Hand Brake on the Treatment Trolly he has occupied longer than germany did france in the second world war.

[DB10GOONER]

It's gotten so serious that the Van Persie Wing of the treatment centre has now been renamed the Abou Diaby Wing.

[Bradywasking]

Abou Diaby was injured taking down his Christmas decorations.. It is suspected that he may have Tinselitis.

[OneBardGooner]

It's gotten so serious that the Van Persie Wing of the treatment centre has now been renamed the Abou Diaby Wing.

Verily and Sadly tis true...apparently he sprained his wrist when he pulled the string at the unveiling ceremony......

[OneBardGooner]

Abou Diaby was injured taking down his Christmas decorations.. It is suspected that he may have Tinselitis.

(the blush is for you mate!)

[arseofacrow]

We had such high hopes...

10 years, 26 appearances and £20m later it's all over.

[SteveO 35]

We had such high hopes...

10 years, 26 appearances and £20m later it's all over.

You're obviously not a Journey fan mate.....

DON'T STOP BELIEVING !